In case you were wondering….Elsa Hosk is really fucking good.
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2020
09
Jul
Elsa Hosk is a Win of the Day
2020
01
Jul
Elsa Hosk – Still Hot of the Day
In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk, the Swedish Women’s Basketball player who came to America to basically destroy Victoria’s Secret casting at the age of 27, by being like “time to get a hot chick in the mix, fuck all these other trashcans”….because she’s above and beyond the hotness level of their roster of sex workers they pretend are models because it sounds fancier…like how sex worker sounds better than gutter crackwhore sucking dick for the pipe…despite it being essentially the same thing…
What I am saying is that Elsa Hosk is still hot of the Day
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2020
23
Jun
Elsa Hosk Is Amazing of the Day
Elsa Hosk is a fetish, in part because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and they are designed by the team that funded Epstein so you know they know their Human Trafficking on the highest of level….in part because she’s over 30 years old, which is menopause years for a model, but she’s still fucking hot, maybe even hotter than she was when she first started out…..in part because she’s also a retired Swedish Woman’s Basketball player, which isn’t a porn series, but probably should be…..I am sure it’s nothing like jerking off to the WNBA….and I guess that’s about it.
2020
17
Jun
Elsa Hosk’s Hot Basketball Playing of the Day
I have been saying that HOT as fuck ELSA HOSK, the late to the game Victoria’s Secret who spent the earlier part of her life in what they are saying was a player on the Female Swedish Basketball team, in what I assume was just a PORNO series or a lie, because Swedish girls are known to be hot, playing basketball, as a bikini and lingerie model, which as far as I’m concerned even if it isn’t a porn series is a porn series…since everything is porn if you’re perverted enough.
I just assumed it was a lie, a marketing hook because we never saw her play, well, here she is playing, my Elsa Hosk basketball fetish model dreams thwarted yet fulfilled.
Looking good HOSK…now let’s get some Meatballs in your Volvo after building an IKEA chair to break while jerking off to her pics…you know keeping the Swedish Women’s Basketball Porn dream alive…
She’s good for a 31 year old…hot fucking girl…
2020
10
Jun
Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day
Elsa Hosk is the 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is really their hottest model despite being so fucking old for a model…you know models hit menopause at 25, they die at 30…but Elsa Hosk is still killing it…maybe because she got a late start, maybe because she’s Swedish and they have good genetics, maybe because she was a pro Swedish basketball player which sounds like more of a fetish or a porn series than an actual thing, but athletes have better work ethic than loser lazy models who are just skinny through starvation….
She’s clearly over her black square protests, she’s done her part in Black Lives Matter, you know posting that black square….
She’s not American she just lives here and takes all that American money back to Sweden where they have black people of their own who may not be treated the same as black people in America..who fucking knows…
I just know she was quick to get back to posting her amazing bikini body, so here’s those amazing bikini body pics because you can’t let racism, protests, problems that don’t affect you get in the way of putting your smut out there….this is her smut out there.
Here is some new lingerie campaign she’s in:
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2020
04
Jun
Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day
OOPS I posted the wrong post in here….I put some PPE shit that was for another post, when this was ssupposed to be the hotness that is this old bitch, she’s 31 which is retirement age for a model, but she’s really only been famous for about 4 years, so she got her start old….and that’s ok because she came out hard…and she’s still coming out hard..it must be all her Swedish Pro Basketball playing training….something that sounds like more of a PORN series than an actual sport…because Swedish women tend to look at lot like this…at least the ones I notice…because I don’t actually notice ugly girls…they sort of just blend into the background…ugly the invisible cloak you nerds are trying to figure out so that you can stare at naked bitches when they shower without being caught!
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2020
04
May
Elsa Hosk Lingerie Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day
You know, when you’re an athlete like Elsa Hosk, straight from the un-quarantined fully open mean streets of Sweden, where she once played basketball…pelvic floor strength comes in handy…
Not only does it help her keep her piss in, but it also allows her to use her pussy like a tight gripping hand through magical pulsation motions that can blow your mind…and when it comes to impressing the old guard at Victoria’s Secret who were running a Human Trafficking ring with Epstein, or at least SEEMED to be running a Human Trafficking ring…in a “Why are all the girls from other countries”….those skills, or tricks, in your arsenal makes you stand out amongst the rest…all while not pissing yourself when you laugh.
Elsa Hosk is hot as fuck…and that’s all there is too it…so do those pelvic lifts bitch…
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2020
16
Apr
Elsa Hosk Nude of the Day
Elsa Hosk was the welcomed Candice Swanepoel replacement when Victoria’s Secret treated their models like the whores that they were and got rid of them when they broke the fantasy of being these “angels” with real life middle aged woman shit like having kids…..
That’s not to say they dropped Candice as it was the only job she ever had, it’s just to say that they brought in Elsa Hosk who fucking DESTROYED Candice on all fronts….in an ultimate fuck you breeder…
Now, Victoria’s Secret is broke, scrambling, over extended, lame, outdated, backwards in their made in China bullshit products and brand….as they Knee Jerk react to the times by pretending to be woke by using old, fat and trans models…NO JOKE…despite having denied ever doing that…which made sense to me…who wants “real people” being VS models…not even fat women want to look at other fat women by a brand to buy in…they all want to look at hot chicks and try to vicariously be those hot chicks by buying the same panties as them…
Only a handful of haters, who would NEVER buy the brand because they wear straw panties they weaved on their commune as underwear, are the fat and hairy bitches protesting this shit….so to change your brand focus and direction because of some whiners online is some real PUSSY behavior…losers…they should fucking go broke…
But there is still Elsa Hosk and the other pussy they introduced us to in their brain washing panty selling tactics…so good job on that. Losers.
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2020
10
Mar
Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day
Elsa Hosk definitely has that IG body, IG Face vibe going.
You know a little on the muppet side of things, big lips, big cheeks that could be injected with fillers, could be a filter on IG, could be some photoshop of herself to give this illusion, I mean there is no way Victoria’s Secret and their evil pervert army that helped finance Epstein didn’t photoshop every image we’ve seen of her when they were creating her, plus she’s old as shit, 30 or something, meaning she needs to fill that face up so people don’t realize how old she is….
BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE the fact that she’s still one of the hottest of the VS Angels who helped finance Epstein, one titty shoot at a time…..
The Swedish B-Ball playing whore…looks good in this selfie..even if all these bitches are being turned into photoshopped weirdo robots that all look the fucking same…
Some happen to be MUCH better at it than others…
2020
20
Jan
Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day
Elsa Hosk is in Tokyo doing her best impressions of sushi, whatever that means….or maybe she’s doing her best impression of some babe who must have come in contact with some radioactive material after a Nuclear plant melted down like it was Chernobyl, because she can’t be human
You see, I leave the house as rarely as possible, but when I do, I never encounter anything that remotely resembles this, so the only logical explanation is that she’s either a simulation, some A.I. computer rendered woman or that she’s a freak of nature who won at the freak of nature because her freak of nature is being hot rather than being some sort of flipper baby with no limbs…or whatever else constitutes a freak of nature….
What I am saying is – she looks good.
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