Elsa Hosk is the number 1 model out there, possibly still working for the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, with their human trafficking ring that they present to us as “Angels” randomly selected by all these international locations, only to be a little more suspicious when you find out that the billionaire owner of the brand accounted for 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth, you kind of have to wonder a little bit about the intention of the soon to be bankrupt mall brand made in China because they don’t care about America, but they do care about Americans buying their overpriced shit….but none of that can tarnish the 30 year old Swedish basketball player turned model because she’s fucking great and this is her hard nipple.

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I may have already posted these pics of Elsa Hosk’s tits, but since she’s my favorite Victoria’s Secret model, not that that’s saying much because I generally hate everything and think it’s all just a bunch of sex worker bullshit…which it is…

But sometimes, very fucking rarely, but sometimes hot pussy slips through the cracks and manage to not be overly offensive with their narcissism and entitlement….and just role with being hot in pictures, realize it’s a lottery win and barely work and maybe even think the whole thing is a silly joke because of the way they look.

That’s not to say Elsa Hosk hasn’t let it get to her head, I’m sure she’s a horrible person, but since I don’t do social media, and haven’t seen her say or do dumb shit, I just assume she’s just living the hot life which is something you can’t hate on….cuz if you weren’t a troll fuck, you’d do the same.

What I am trying to say is that Victoria’s Secret may be going broke, but she snuck through the cracks to get that branded stamp of promo model approval so people know she’s not just an influencer faking the whole model thing, but rather legit….cuz there’s nothing worse than these people who have decided they are worth of being models and doing the instagram thing…making some money and acting like they are top models because 1,000,000 people follow them….

Elsa Hosk only made 3 obligatory “Black Lives Matter” posts so the people don’t think she’s racist, then went back to her self promotion, which I can appreciate.

Not to mention, I’m old school and like when hot pussy is brought to me from the media or brands, rather than social media and themselves self promoting…even though Elsa Hosk is killing it on social media also, I’m sure.

Point being, this 30 year old Promo Model is a babe and she’s out here hustling to get more famous…tits out….people are noticing, she’s repped by CAA and will probably hop into movies because acting is a joke and easy to fake…and we’ll have Elsa Hosk the next decade into her 40s, being that old hot mom model people seem to like jerking off to, at least based on all these 30-50 year old women in bikini selfies getting hype.

Here’s a couple pics of her face…because why not…better to fantasize about giving her a facial….since you know it’ll probably never happy, not even with a desperate street whore, even though all these girls grew up on porn and the facial is the finishing fucking move…so many girls are still so uptight about it but lucky for you, you’ve got that color printer and that laminator that allows you to cum on her face DAILY….take that ELSA HOSK…it’s called a CUM TRIBUTE – as if she didn’t know…

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The most shocking thing that has happened today is that I saw these pics this morning and totally forgot to post them, I mean I don’t post 99 percent of the trash I see on the internet in any given day, even stuff that would help propel the site to being on the forefront of pop culture and relevance…but I am a legitimate fan of Elsa Hosk, a believer that she is the hottest Victoria’s Secret has ever produced. I am was a fan when she first replaced Candice Swanepoel as the hot new blonde, then I found out she was Swedish and previously a pro basketball player in some Swedish women’s league that I assume is just the title of a porn seres….”Swedish Women Basketpall Player 14 – FEEL THE MEATBALLS”….you get what I am saying here….and that is that she’s great….so there’s not excuse for me not giving her tits the credit they deserve when she’s out there showing us her tits….I mean besides that I am a drunken degenerate diabetic with hemorrhoids married to an obese woman who hates the internet, computers and the website I update everyday of my life like it is some sort of punishment for being an asshole all these years…and I don’t actually give a fuck that some VS model is showing her fucking tits, whether she’s hot or not, it’s all interchangeable and boring….obvious, pedestrian, basic, lame…I mean people need to start PUSHING envelopes, a see through bra, get the fuck out of here, even Miley Cyrus, a fucking Disney kid was edgier and more interesting…get it together ELSA…you ONE job is to be ON CAMERA…make it fucking count…and show us the butthole.

Here she is showing off some boots.

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In case you were wondering….Elsa Hosk is really fucking good.

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In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk, the Swedish Women’s Basketball player who came to America to basically destroy Victoria’s Secret casting at the age of 27, by being like “time to get a hot chick in the mix, fuck all these other trashcans”….because she’s above and beyond the hotness level of their roster of sex workers they pretend are models because it sounds fancier…like how sex worker sounds better than gutter crackwhore sucking dick for the pipe…despite it being essentially the same thing…

What I am saying is that Elsa Hosk is still hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is really their hottest model despite being so fucking old for a model…you know models hit menopause at 25, they die at 30…but Elsa Hosk is still killing it…maybe because she got a late start, maybe because she’s Swedish and they have good genetics, maybe because she was a pro Swedish basketball player which sounds like more of a fetish or a porn series than an actual thing, but athletes have better work ethic than loser lazy models who are just skinny through starvation….

She’s clearly over her black square protests, she’s done her part in Black Lives Matter, you know posting that black square….

She’s not American she just lives here and takes all that American money back to Sweden where they have black people of their own who may not be treated the same as black people in America..who fucking knows…

I just know she was quick to get back to posting her amazing bikini body, so here’s those amazing bikini body pics because you can’t let racism, protests, problems that don’t affect you get in the way of putting your smut out there….this is her smut out there.

Here is some new lingerie campaign she’s in:

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OOPS I posted the wrong post in here….I put some PPE shit that was for another post, when this was ssupposed to be the hotness that is this old bitch, she’s 31 which is retirement age for a model, but she’s really only been famous for about 4 years, so she got her start old….and that’s ok because she came out hard…and she’s still coming out hard..it must be all her Swedish Pro Basketball playing training….something that sounds like more of a PORN series than an actual sport…because Swedish women tend to look at lot like this…at least the ones I notice…because I don’t actually notice ugly girls…they sort of just blend into the background…ugly the invisible cloak you nerds are trying to figure out so that you can stare at naked bitches when they shower without being caught!

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