Elsa Hosk is one of the more important Victoria’s Secret model in terms of TOP 10 LISTS that dictate what is actually important according to no scientific evidence or research and strictly a matter of opinion…yet people still flock to TOP 10 lists the lowest form of clickbait for the rankings…

She’s the Swedish Basketball star who stripped down for the evil brand….and who replaced Candice Swanepoel…she’s one we assume is new because she hasn’t been on their ROSTER that long…but she is still the same age as Candice, which is retirement aged by all model standards….so take in her toplessness we’ve all seen before….before it is too late and she’s like a fat Adriana Lima out there half naked because she still has fans…because as of now she still looks good, not overdone with the muppet face injections – but she will be…you’ll see.

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Elsa Hosk is good enough to look at in some bullshit pictures, where she is posing like an asshole, cuz posing in this era of curated reality, is lame…..

She was some Swedish Athlete playing for some GIRL team because she’s not trans, only to replaced by the dudes who never went pro in their sport, because they’ve decided they are trans and the world, instead of taking an OLD WORLD approach and slapping them across the face saying, “You wanna be a bitch, I’ll treat you like a bitch”…we pander to them….

Look at her now, near 30…posing with her bathing suit jacked up her cunt…for no reason other than to show you her crotch. Nice girl…the IKEA of pussy. Practical, Convenient but probably not so low cost….

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When a professional female basketball player on the the Swedish Ladies fetish Basketball league, decided to become a Victoria’s Secret model when her Basketball career wasn’t paying the bills, despite all the dollars the fans in their IKEA chairs threw at her, Elsa Hosk and her bikini pics for social media are a nice reminder of the drive and hard work it takes to become top of her game….in both sport and getting naked on the internet to sell mall brand bras in an era no girls wear bras….and all that requires is not getting fat, but getting half naked.

Here she is in some fashion thing with Canadian model JESSICA STAM, who was DISCOVERED in a Tim Hortons.. Fact..

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Elsa Hosk the near 30 year old Swedish model who was basically created by Victoria’s Secret when they found her playing a game of hoops in the park with other Swedish models, practicing for the Swedish women’s basketball league…

They brought her to America, they had her nude modeling before acting like they found her…..she was the understudy to Candice Swanepoel, her replacement when she got pregnant…you know a scab, or a temp but who has now managed to replace her….because she didn’t have kids and is way fucking hotter despite being the same age….kids ruin you and Elsa’s career is proof….

She’s great.

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Elsa Hosk is the same age as Candice Swanepoel. She was hired as Candice’s stand in when Candice decided to first get pregnant before getting pregnant again and again…that bitch was pregnant for 3-4 years it seems….the now single mom model with a bikini company who came from a slave owner family back in South Africa..looks like shit….while this pro athlete from Sweden came in, all competitive as athletes are and took thee fuck over….being hotter, better, edgier….and not as fucking haggard as the single mom.

So I’m a fan, she’s a breath of promo underwear model for an evil corporation fresh air….

How about some titties….in some old titty pics of her…OK! Deal!

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Elsa Hosk propably the ultimate in Victoria’s Secret models, despite being almost 30. There’s just this naturally slutty vibe about her that makes you think she’s eager and driven to get what she wants….maybe it is her “Pro” athlete roots of being on a Swedish Women’s Basketball league, a story I like bringing up, because it sounds like a 80s porno concept, which reminds me how shit porn has become with their hardcore scenes that are based on personal FEATS rather than story….it’s like “Girl squirts three gallons and takes load in ass”…rather than….”Swedish Basketball Team Locker Room Party”…it’s all so disappointing..

But Elsa Hosk and her athleticism and discipline to win….that has gone from fetish Basketball player, the same way some of you feel about Steph Curry, to fetish mall brand underwear model….all while getting naked all over the place in between…it’s wonderful…

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Elsa Hosk….great basketball player, so great she worked as a professional basketball player in Sweden with other Swedish girls…all tall, lean, fit and probably looking a lot like this, blonde and busty from all their Scandinavian design….the IKEA of women….who at one time had the biggest tits per capita than any other country…sign me up…

So as Elsa Hosk moves her way into the mainstream as a model, via Victoria’s Secret, the most hype mall brand ever, who makes stars out these girls…we get to see her tits…and that’s great considering our lives suck and a little tit is helpful to get through it…

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I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….

These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27…

My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes…

I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on…

But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright…

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Elsa Hosk is hot…..

The Swedish Basketball star, who was like “I’m done with this sport thing, I’m too hot to be an Athlete no one cares about, I’m going to move to America, and become a Victoria’s Secret Model”….which is exactly what she did. I guess when you have an athlete’s discipline, you just fucking approach the model world with a bit more work ethic, and you can easily take over from the other models, who are just lazy hot chicks who have been handed everything they have from rich dudes they have sex with….while this one was like “with my hotness and my athleticism and drive I can take the fuck over from these lazy bitches”…it is almost a joke compared to waking up at 6 am to train, or practice….so easy…but I guess being the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models helps…

Because she is the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….

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