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2017

20

Apr

Emily Didonato For Vogue Paris of the Day

Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this happens…

Because American girls are FAT….

But Emily Didonato…is lovely…being all french and classy…not USA trashy…despite being USA trashy…because you can’t believe everything you jerk off to…most of them are just lying bitches LYING to you..

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2017

20

Mar

Toni Garrn and EMily DiDonato in Bikinis of the Day

I live in a world where everything is so fucking gutter. Girls, even the fancy ones, are shameless self promoting hookers. The exhibitionism…the slutty photoshoots…the playing up the whole “I am a model”…bullshit….is just shoved down our throat…even the fancy rich bitches are Kardashians and rathcet, vile, stripper like…and the strippers and sex workers I hang out with are ratchet, vile, stripper like….and even professional women are ratchet, vile and stripper like…just get some Xanax and Wine in them and next thing you know they are showing you how they twerk…it’s the worst…or the best….but I remember a time when the hot girl was the quiet girl, the turtle neck girl, the tame girl, the shy girl, the girl in her J.Crew Khakis who you’d find out once in the bedroom was a virgin, but really into ANAL…you know….because GOD doesn’t count anal as sex…it’s just masturbating with poop…that’s why the priests are into it…Yes…church girls…who aren’t broken and into fucking their mom’s crucifix…Tennis club girls who aren’t ass spread on social media…you know classic classy class…

So here’s J.Crew porn…featuring some models to tap into that…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW|Toni Garrn

2017

05

Jan

Has Another Nude Hack Happened? Of the Day

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There have been rumors of another iPhone Hack and I don’t know if this is anything to do with that but it’s still magical….knowing that nothing is secure despite people thinking things are secure, and people take and produce some weird fucking content around themselves, that they think will never get out there, but get out there…to the internet…where it will live forever…

These are probably old….but I’ll post them anyway because I am old…and I have no idea what’s current, in or not….

So here’s some chick naked Emily Browning Weird Leaked Nudes of the Day…

I know nothing about her, but she looks good crying while masturbating – something you can all relate to…

Erin Heatherton Leaked Pics of the Day that are a little too artistic and weird…but that are a video which makes them more magical than the sex she had Leo….because he’s gay…

Emily Didonato Leaked Pics of the Day include her big tits everyone fell in love with because they were naked on TV….

Em Rat Cow…some of these are old…

And ultimately none of these nudes are that good…and none of these nudes are necessarily even the people in them….because claiming that it is could get me sued…

This post was totally not worth getting sued over…but whatever…gotta live dangerously sometimes…right…

Posted in:Emily Browning|Emily DiDonato|Erin Heatherton

2016

15

Dec

Emily DiDonato’s Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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LOOK!!! SHITTY PICS OF A SHITTY MODEL IN SHITTY LINGERIE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED BECAUSE I AM NOT SUFFOCATED BY THIS BULLSHIT EVERYDAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE…

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY HOPES AND FUCKING DREAMS…ALONG WITH CURING CANCER…100 MILLION DOLLARS….CURING POVERTY EXCEPT WITH HOMELESS CHICKS CUZ I NEED THEM TO SUCK MY DICK FOR CHEAP – AND ALL THE OTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLES THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO SHITTY MODELS IN SHITTY PICS FOR SHITTY LINGERIE…

There is a fucking Santa.

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2016

05

Oct

Emily DiDonato for POP Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name, all immigrant like in an era of immigrant hating, but like the guy who shot up the club in Flordia, Emily DiDonato is an American born person who just happens to have some immigrant sounding name….she’s also a model…an All American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since most American girls have gone body positive in protest of looking good and have in turn developed the bad kind of eating disorder…the one fuelled by fast food, bing eating, cake and sitting around and not the starving themselves one…making them to weak to run from you, but skinny enough to not offend me when they model….

This is a shoot for POP magazine, it’s semi, barely, but semi, interesting…

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2016

31

Aug

Emily Didonato for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Emily Didonato may have a dirty ethnic sounding name….but Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this slips through the cracks…and looks fit, or skinny, like she’s not part of this body positive – even though it’s a negative body – on all aspects of health…and you’re only being positive about it because you’re a lazy cunt…situation…

Here she is in a magazine…

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2016

24

May

Emily Didonato in Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves.. eating their feelings with sugar addiction – candy and greasy foods everywhere…plus sized model that shit, don’t body shame me, be body positive even though YOU ARE GOING TO DIE with your fatness – it’s scientifically proven you lazy cunt…

Let’s celebrate her for “Fleet Week”…this time in Vogue Ukraine not SI or VS, who are usually forced to outsource their skinny chicks, while only using fat Americans….to make their brands accessible…

She’s not naked, I think she’s banged Jake Gyllenhaal, these pics aren’t that good..but they happened bro..and sometimes that’s all that matters..

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2015

02

Oct

Emily Didonato Porter of the Day

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Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…either way, she’s probably fucked him up that ass…during one of his tantrums…because rich kids have tantrums…I’ve witnessed one of his tantrums…faggot…and I should have ripped out his throat when I had the chance….because it would have been the best way to handle him…making him unable to speak…and more importantly, unable to do his favorite activity…sucking dick…

I can’t hold her fame-whoring, trying to advance her career, dating an asshole, by fucking his asshole with her male friends…to keep his rich ass happy…girls are dumb, they want the good life, they want the celebrity life, it’s just the way they are…especially when this is their life…”Modeling”….

But I can stare at her tit and I will…even if it’s not as nude as her tits usually are…I don’t need nipple to appreciate tit…but I’d expect more tit, being a bottom feeding model that she is..but I guess she’s old and Hollywood now…

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2015

01

Jul

Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended…

I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories…

Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now…

Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows…

Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys

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2015

06

Mar

Gigi Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Lottie Moss and Emily DiDonato in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

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This is a cheesy fucking shoot…they got “it girl” Gigi Hadid, who in being an LA Rich kid has managed to brand herself to the world as a relevant model and I guess you can’t hate her for that. I mean modelling is pretty vapid and stupid, but you might as well spend your time getting paid by idiots who keep telling you how hot you are, it’s good for your self esteem and better than just living off the trust fund doing coke…it’s like make your own coke money or some shit…

She’s with Barbara Palvin, who is a Victoria’s Secret model, apparently disgusting in person….but she was the diversion of Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr…Kate Moss’ sister Lottie is also in the mix, I don’t think she’s 18…and the group comes together with Emily DiDonato, who banged Jake Gyllenhaal and who is thus dead to me…

I mean this shoot could have gone anywhere, and all we got was cheesy hipster inspired shorts in one spread eagled shot…what a waste…

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|Emily DiDonato|Gigi Hadid|Lottie Moss

2014

05

Dec

Emily Didonato for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst…

Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..

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2014

06

Oct

Emily Didonato’s Selfies of the Day

Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released…

I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year.

I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

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2014

17

Jul

Emily Didonato and Some Nipple for V Magazine of the Day

Her name is Emily Didonato. She is a model. She is probably best known for having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which like pregnancy, or herpes and AIDS, is up there with ultimate Sex Fails. You know the kind of thing that follows you through life, that tells the world that you’re a groupie, because anyone who knows Jake Gyllenhaal will tell you he’s the biggest, spoiled brat, 12 year in a grown man’s body around. This fucking probably cries himself to sleep because other male celebs win awards when he doesn’t. He is the definition of bitch, and the only reason any girl is with him, is for her career…making Emily DiDonato and her Gyllenhaal semen stains a lot less appealing, and the only salvation she has is the fact the Jake is more into having dick inside him, than putting dick inside her, or any girl for that matter…..

That said…here she is all sexy and romantic for V magazine…when I ignore her sexual past, she’s awesome.

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2014

14

Jul

Emily DiDonato V Magazine Cover Nipple of the Day

Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

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2014

09

Jul

The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue…

For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like..

Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome

This issue features:

Magdalena Frackowiak






Emily Didonato





Sara Sampaio




Lais Riberio





Isabeli Fontana



Karmen Peradu





AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Isabeli Fontana|Karmen Peradu|Lais Riberio|LUI|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sara Sampaio

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