I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst…

Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..

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Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released…

I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year.

I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

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Her name is Emily Didonato. She is a model. She is probably best known for having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which like pregnancy, or herpes and AIDS, is up there with ultimate Sex Fails. You know the kind of thing that follows you through life, that tells the world that you’re a groupie, because anyone who knows Jake Gyllenhaal will tell you he’s the biggest, spoiled brat, 12 year in a grown man’s body around. This fucking probably cries himself to sleep because other male celebs win awards when he doesn’t. He is the definition of bitch, and the only reason any girl is with him, is for her career…making Emily DiDonato and her Gyllenhaal semen stains a lot less appealing, and the only salvation she has is the fact the Jake is more into having dick inside him, than putting dick inside her, or any girl for that matter…..

That said…here she is all sexy and romantic for V magazine…when I ignore her sexual past, she’s awesome.

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Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

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When I see this Emily DiDonato behind the scenes video at an Armani perfume shoot, I don’t see a hot model showing off some nipples for money, I just see RED, and by red I mean I see Jake Gyllenhaal’s unwanted pussy, because he tainted her with his seed, even though he’s a fucking pussy who you’d think is more into making people watch him stick things in his bratty ass…You see, he doesn’t need some implant tit model who isn’t even that hot, because he’s famous and there are so many other girls willing to leverage his status to help her career…at least that’s what this video of her is telling me…

You see, he’s a loser, a horrible person, a fucking brat with an industry dad, and any girl into that, is clearly only into him for his name, status and money…

So this Emily chick is just a low grade groupie, who couldn’t even lock him down with pregnancy…but I guess dating him helped her increase her day rate..

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All you motherfuckers are complaining about the heat. Seriously, I have people on my Facebook in California running from Fires, in New York whining about the heat, in Europe complaining…it’s like motherfuckers, we are all going to die when the earth blows up thanks to our misuse of the motherfucker, just kick back and get a tan while it happens…or look at pics of Emily DiDonato, doing the Winter issue of Vogue Australia, because Winter is starting in Australia, to cool the fuck off…they’ve even sexed the whole thing up with some Sauna pics, but the reality is that anything this girl does that is sexy, is cooled off knowing that she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal’s man-pussy…

But I’ll post the pics anyway, I mean why the fuck not, you can hate a girl for the things she puts inside her, but you can’t hate the girl for getting paid to sit in a Sauna in underwear…

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Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both….

But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing…

She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before…

So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work…

All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

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