Emily DiDonato is some Sports Illustrated model….I think she’s been linked to public eneam of the site number one…watery shit filled homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal, who has thrown his 5 foot 7, 140 pound frame in my face at least once, like a little girl on her period…because that’s the kind of bitch he is…

So I have no real respect for any girl, even those using him for fame, but more importantly, those who weren’t good enough for him to keep around as his beard…

But I do respect their tits, when they are showing them off in a mesh shirt, like a low level stripper, because that’s what models have become…and I like that..

Titties for fashion, are still titties…

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Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL …

I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that.

I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them…

I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

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Emily Didonato is posing pretty hot for Interview magazine, who I guess decided to interview her, because she’s a person of interest, you know cuz all commercial models are, even the ones handing tampons out outside of Costco…but as good as she is at posing in pictures or even to stare at for long periods of time, I see one thing and one thing only, and that’s the stain on her soul that came from having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal…a fate worse than AIDS to someone like me who hates Jake Gyllenhaal, and that might be AIDS to her, because there is no way that flamer is straight and not having unprotected sex in gay bathhouses around the world….

I don’t care how good a bitch is to look at, when she pulls groupie stunts with actors, they are dead to me, but the good news is they are the kind of dead you’d fuck if you found them on the side of the road still warm….

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Emily Didonato has shown her NIPPLES FOR FASHION ….and it was semi-disappointing, knowing that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, owns them, before remembering that Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com, is a homosexual, who has probably only seen these nipples, while shopping for bikinis, or when one tit slipped out while they were pretending to be in a relationship, and she was either bending over in a loose fitting shirt to pick something up off the floor, or changing before going to a function where she was going to play his beard, at leas that’s what you’d like to think, cuz knowing a bitch, especially a hot bitch, is doing groupie shit with such a loser, no matter how famous he is, ruins her….so it’s better to pretend their genitals never got jammed up in each other…..

Here she is modelling lingerie…

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Here’s the beard of my friend Jake Gyllenhaal…the dandiest pansy dancing like a stripper for a bunch of dudes around…Emily Didonato, a model who is taking advantage of his rich kid brat turned celebrity thanks to his dad but more importantly, his homosexuality, by linking herself up with him, so the media talk and when the media talk, she becomes a celebrity too. It’s all a fucking lie, but the only thing that’s real, or at least that feels real, or at least that I can pretend is real is that she’s half naked in these pics, whether she’s photoshopped or not….it’s good enough for me, but then again, I have no standards.

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The most tragic thing about Emily Didonato is that she has rumored to have had sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

But I guess despite hating Jake Gyllenhaal, I know he’s a homo at his core, and probably doesn’t even have sex with her, but instead makes her shove things in his ass, when they aren’t shopping or talking about his hair. That’s just how fucked up egos work.

I mean maybe he does her ass after harnessing her up with prosthetic testicles, but I’m gonna tell myself that their relationship is just jokes for publicity, until he proves otherwise with sex tapes.

Because that way, I can look at her and objectify her, without hating her for having such poor judgement while acting like a groupie.

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Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job.

I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like.

Here are the pics.

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