Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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