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2017

02

Mar

Samantha Gradoville and Flavia Lucini for LUI Magazine of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..ASHLEY GRAHAM and every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..

Flavia Lucini is some other model who has done VICTORIA’s SEcret back in 2012…yes she still EXISTs…and is in LUI magazine getting naked like all the girls trying to matter…

And the video:

LUI magazine – David Bellemere from MAD AGENCY PARIS on Vimeo.

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2016

02

May

Samantha Gradoville for ‘Lui’ Magazine of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville, is in LUI, photos by Terry Richardson…

She may have an immigrant name, but is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

The most interesting thing about LUI is that it was a porn magazine and now it’s fashion…with big ads and models getting naked…real actual models…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

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2015

30

Nov

Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy

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Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini….

The model is – Samantha Gradoville….

She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles…..

I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter..

I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is…

Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless….

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2015

07

Jan

Samantha Gradoville and Holly Rose for Some Magazine of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is a model…who shows her tits when she’s not working for evil corporations who pay her a lot of money, but who don’t make her show off her tits, even though she is willing to show off her tits, because they are big box brands, and tits are bad for their mall dwelling audience….but at least the money doesn’t take her from her roots, and she still manages to show her tits, because the day she decides she doesn’t need to go topless to get ahead – is a day freedom has been attacked…like it was France…and this was a daily Satirical magazine that made jokes against Muslims…in what to the outsider who likes making fun of everything, just seems fucking horrible…but what isn’t horrible…are these tits…they get us through the hard and confusing times…unless those hard and confusing tines are dealing with our homosexuality, in which case…they don’t matter…but you get what I mean.

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2014

29

Dec

Samantha Gradoville for Transmission Magazine of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. All the other would be American models are fat on Genetically modified foods and refined sugars while sitting in the trailer park watching Honey Boo Boo and other mindless shit to make their existence as depressing as their credit card debt…

She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and she’s doing it again….because it is a commendable way to get ahead…because her tits, like all tits, even bad tits, are awesome…

This kind of work has got her into Victoria’s Secret….filling their US quota, as to not outsource talent too much…so I guess when you look like this…it works…

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2014

17

Sep

Samantha Gradoville for Transmission #3 by Dylan Forsber of the Day

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Her name is Samantha Gradoville and she is an American model, unlike the entire Roster of Victoria’s Secret, unless you count Lily Aldridge and the other one who isn’t from Eastern Europe, Northern Europe, Australia or Brazil.

She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and in a lot of ways that is commendable because her tits are awesome and she’s putting in the good fight for some good old fashioned american pride….taking back the jobs these companies outsourced….

So now do your part and look at her big tit.

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2014

19

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Boring Catalog Bikini Pics of the DAy

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Samantha Gradoville is some model…and here she is in some catalog pics that like all catalog pics are uninspiring, even shitty and boring, but still featuring a tight bodied model in a bikini, with nipples and pussy definition photoshopped out…it lacks a lot of rawness or artistic creative direction that people could jerk off to…but here it is anyway, cuz it’s still a model in a bikini…

I prefer when she’s NAKED FOR FASHION

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2014

02

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Hot on the Beach for L’Express Styles of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. She’s like the foreman at one of the Ford Manufacturing plants before everything was moved over to the third world to save costs. She is out there getting work, sometimes SHOWING HER TITS ….reminding us all that we don’t need to replace our local girls with immigrant soulless hookers from Eastern Europe…or Brazilian transgendered women who look good in a bikini…and that in our backyard not everyone is a fat, donut wielding, pig on her way to her trailer park home froM Walmart with a bag of Pork Rinds…cuz bitch is into cannibalism…and eating her own pig kind…

Samantha Gradoville is a glimpse of the past, when the Russians stayed in Russia…and the model jobs went to hometown talent…

Here she is in L’Express Styles on the beach looking’ hot.

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2014

15

Jan

Emily Didonato and Samantha Gradoville for Just Cavalli of the Day

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I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that…

I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION

I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO ….

Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.

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2013

28

Oct

Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are a couple of models who really grasp the importance of getting naked to get ahead as a fashion model, I mean it is done tastefully, so what is the big deal in being topless, right? There is none, but before these girls were models, and even now, they are probably still all uptight about getting topless in sexts and shit because that’s slutty, but once behind some hipster photographer creeper getting them half naked, it’s art and it’s gonna take em places, places that are further and further away from my bed, because the more famous a model gets, the less they fuck me…that’s a fact.

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