Samantha Gradoville is not very famous. She has barely any internet fans. Seriously, I know ratchet whores with shitty fake tits who have a stronger fan base than her and those girls don’t even have fucking jobs…We call those instagram models who know how to work the internet proper, while this Samantha Gradoville bitch is an actual model who knows how to get paid for the pictures taken of her….and she’s fucking awesome, at least when those pictures being taken of her are half naked thanks to modelling underwear…something that pretty much always amazing even when fat chicks do it but mainly just for the comedic purpose when fat chicks do it…

Either way, this bitch is awesome, let’s make her famous…

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Samantha Gradoville is an American model who is getting more and more famous because every once in a while, Fashion needs an American girl, especially when she doesn’t look like the typical American…

She’s put in serious work, if by work I mean she’s been TOPLESS for fashion HERE , HERE , and HERE

The kind of hard work I appreciate because it isn’t work at all but as long as we pretend it is, we can convince chicks to participate in this kind of sleaze…

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American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls…

I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.

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