American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls…

I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.

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