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2017

25

Apr

Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day

Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance.

I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days…

Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots..

I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it..

I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year…

YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know…

The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator..

These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee.

Good times.

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day

Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement…

This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense…

So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing…

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2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE ….

Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE

There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE

Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting…

All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE

Here are the pics, butGIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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PS….I Love Box…

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2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day

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TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one…..

I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know..

Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking…

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Posted in:Photos

2016

23

Nov

The Nu Muses Calendar of the Day

The Nu Muses is a campaign that was relatively clever – by photographer and TREATS! Magazine owner – where he partnered up with one of his nude model photographer buddies – who happens to be one of the biggest things in photography this year – from shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and really all things involving hot naked models..and not just instagram models – but actual models….

So this project, one I would have done but I only attract crackheads, involved getting a bunch of girls they already work with and party with – to participate in an American Idol internet style campaign to get voted into the calendar..and all these girls, already thirsty for fame, who already get naked in photos, and who already had an audience jumped on board…it’s a fun project, validates what they do as more than just exhibitionism, gives them the hope of shooting with a Victoria’s Secret photographer in a great setting like the Domincan Republic…which is not Haiti….and boom…people cared to follow, watch and see…and now the winners have been announced and they are:

Alejandra Guilmant, Rachel Cook, Keilani Asmus, Ebonee Davis, Vika Levina, Isabelle Boemeke, Nidhi Sunil, Anna Wolf, Jessica Clements, Janine Tugonon

Probably a bunch of sugar babies, as TREATS! appeals to that world of naked for rich guys who fund this thing….and this is the trailer / preview / look into the nude pictures they produced…and naked chicks getting naked is always worth looking at – even if they chicks are just a bunch of trying to get famous fame whores…who may even turn tricks – they look good.

Here are some of the pics:

Posted in:Photos

2016

09

Nov

Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day

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I am sure there are a lot of women whining today, but then again women whine everyday, today they just have a reason to cry – because History wasn’t made and a woman wasn’t elected president, but I’m sure they’ll be fine – as Donald Trump was probably just trolling for votes and will actually swap out his banter for good…it’s possible – and worst case scenario – he can grab them by the pussy – to make them feel better..

Well, in girls being girls, because that’s what girls do…a group took the event of voting and decided to make it a social media angle, an instagram slutty pic, because they need stories to make slutty, and I’m a firm believer that people only do things for the sake of the pic now…..

I know not all of these are slutty enough, but I think all girls are slutty, I’m that guy…a little cleavage and I am good…and the girl who voted twice is ok…I like her style…because she’s topless…always turn voting for the future of your country….maybe you shoulda voted harder…even though your opinion doesn’t matter…and topless pics do…good job girl…

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Modles Licking Shit of the Day

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This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter….

It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell…

They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist…

It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever…

Posted in:Photos|SFW