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2012

05

Jun

Michelle Hunziker’s See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

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I love white bikinis….Michelle Hunziker is wearing a white bikini…and showing the exact reason why I like them….because there was a time years ago I was with a girl in a white bikini….who just got out of the pool only to have her white bikini fully see through….only to not realize it….letting me glimpse her married cunt pretty much close up and I’ve never been the same since…..this white bikini see through shit may not be a secret – but it happens all the time – and I love it….even when it happens to mom’s like Michelle Hunziker…but that could be cuz her mom body is abnormally amazing….


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2012

05

Jun

Alicia Keys Scary as Fuck Bikini Pic of the Day

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Proof a flat stomach doesn’t mean a bitch is skinny…not even when rocking cancer.

She looks like a comic book character…all ripped upper body…squeezed into a size small bikini bottom…that her fat thighs cuz she’s fat are trying to eat….

This is one of those fat chicks…who like to be referred to as thick…who think they aren’t fat cuz they have abs and small tits….proven by their choice in swimwear and the fact they post this shit to the internet….and it is horrible…

Loving your body messages to the youth should only happen when the bitch is skinny.

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2012

05

Jun

Alyson Michalka Pulls the Courtney Stodden of the Day

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I don’t know if these pics of Alyson Michalka are recent or not because I barely even know who Alyson Michalka and I am not about to look at her twitter feed to cross reference dates shit was posted…because what matters in all his is that she’s pulling a Courtney Stodden or Heidi Montag style cry for attention “Look at me I was once on Disney”….or “Look at me I was once a stripper and now I pretend I am 15 and Married”…or “look at me I was on MTV”….kinda low level smut that requires more vagina lip…but they aren’t quite desperate enough for that yet. Boring. She needs to throw her sister in the mix – even if this is the sluttier one with the implants….

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2012

05

Jun

Bekah Jenkins in her Bathing Suit for Elle Mexico of the Day

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Bekah Jenkins is some model I’ve never heard of from the USA, born in 1985, who has done random shoots I’ve never posted, probably some nudity if you look for it, cuz she’s old enough to know that she better get fucking bigger gigs before 30, otherwise it is over for her, and the only way to do that as a model is by getting naked…..unless you think doing Elle Mexico is a big deal…when the Mexican version of everything, except maybe Coca Cola cuz they use real sugar and authentic tacos is usually the lazier, less effective, slower moving and not taken seriously….especially when talking about Mexican bloggers.

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2012

05

Jun

Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex.

I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex….

But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo..

This post confuses me.


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2012

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is amazing…even when Victoria’s Secret limit her potential as a hot as fuck model…but photoshopping out the see through and the nipples….in order to maintain her lingerie pics to look like she’s in a bikini and her bikini pics to look like she’s in a bikini….and her in a bikini…even if Christian Shareholder friendly….you know to keep sales up…still works for me…but only cuz SHE GETS NAKED IN HER OTHER MODELING JOBS ….cuz that’s what models fucking do.

Victoria’s Secret is that she fucking sucks.

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2012

05

Jun

Lisa Rinna See Through Dress of the Day

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I never know why I post on Lisa Rinna, I just know that I’VE DONE IT A LOT OVER THE YEARS …..

I don’t even know what she does, is she an actor? Was she just a store owner in LA, who hacksawed her face, and jacked up her lips into something I’d love to put my dick in, but instead that she televised getting reduced……still making me wonder what her other lips look like…before remembering SHE DID DO PLAYBOY ….and now she’s in a see through shirt….a dirtbag bottom feeder who has enough money to not be a dirtbag bottom feeder…but who chooses to be a dirtbag bottom feeder…and I’m not complaining…I like tits.


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2012

01

Jun

Natasha Poly Full Frontal in Vouge of the Day

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This model… Natasha Poly …is really fucking hot….

She’s Russian…her real last name is….Polevshchikova…wonder why she changed it….

Her modeling career peaked when she was 15, but has since blossomed into a willingness to get naked….and seeing a bitch get naked for fashion is as good as seeing a bitch naked….which is pretty fucking good…especially when you can STUDY HER LABIA MINORA AS IT POKES OUT OF HER MAJORA….….something Vogue Paris didn’t pull through on today…but you can still see some bush and bush is fucking great…except when it is president.

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2012

31

May

Julianne Hough’s Spread in Underwear of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Julianne Hough or her attempt to crossover into mainstream acting after a career as a professional dancer that annoys me cuz it doesn’t involve stripping – the only professional dancing I acknowledge….cuz it is bouncing on my dick while titties are in hand at 10 dollars a song…

I just think it is funny that bitch is spread in Interview….rocking a position her “boyfriend” Ryan Secrest gets grossed out in seeing and when she is in this position he asks her to close her legs… cuz he’s more into Dick….Clarke….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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