The fascinatiing thing about this ass…is not that it belongs to super famous Michelle Hunziker…who I have done posts on but still don’t know what she is…or what she does…or really why I am even posting her shit…

I do know that she’s a mom…who like many whores had her kid when she was 18…probably trying to trap a man and secure her future with monthly paymens….a kid who is now 18…..and hot….but not quite as hot as her older, more experienced mother who bounced back from that pregnancy to become something this in her early 40s…something almost unhuman…but more importantly…a kid who is still hot enough to fuel mom/daughter fantasies we all have….at least tha I have…it is the whole reason I became a stepfather…

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(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Michelle Hunziker is a reminder to all you fat, lazy moms who pretend you can’t get fit cuz you have a conspiracy with your girlfriends that I witness in coffee shops across North America, with your baby carriage in tow, and your piece of cake and 800 calorie frozen drink in hand, wearing workout gear pretending you’re trying to get fit and shed the pounds, when really just getting fatter and fatter….cuz work out gear may make you feel better about being a lazy fucking pig, you know maybe people won’t judge and will instead think “Oh she works out, let her eat that donut without staring in disgust”….but I know the truth…I know you can lose the baby weight…and that you’re just fucking lazy…..and your husband hates you for it…and Michelle Hunziker discounts any bullshit your overeating ass uses as an excuse….she’s a mom with a toned stomach…I’m in love.

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Michelle Hunziker is a very hot mom….who likes to get into a bikini and show the world who doesn’t know who she is…her awesome tight mom body that should encourage more bitches to get knocked up at 18….because you can assume the body bounces back a lot better until looking closely at the cast of Teen Moms, your wife and mother of your kids or Jamie Lynn Spears….reminding us that Michelle Hunziker…whoever the fuck this always in a bikini bitch is…is not the norm…..also reminding us that just cuz her ass is fit…doesn’t mean her mom vagina is too…..

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Michelle Hunziker is a very hot mom….who likes to get into a bikini and show the world who doesn’t know who she is…her awesome tight mom body that should encourage more bitches to get knocked up at 18….because you can assume the body bounces back a lot better until looking closely at the cast of Teen Moms, your wife and mother of your kids or Jamie Lynn Spears….reminding us that Michelle Hunziker…whoever the fuck this always in a bikini bitch is…is not the norm…..also reminding us that just cuz her ass is fit…doesn’t mean her mom vagina is too…..

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Michelle Hunziker is the hottest thing to come out of Switzerland since chocolote, expensive watches, neutrality, and Swiss bank accounts used to hide your fortunes…..a fortune that Michelle Hunziker hides in her bikini…because the miracle of this bitch is that she’s the mom of a fucking 16 or 17 year old….making them both legal to fuck in Canada…making them both the hottest mom/daughter threesome fetish since Shauna Sand and her 12 year old…..or Dina and Lindsay Lohan coke fueled orgy….or Kris and Kim Kardashian all filled with fat and tacky glamor….or Angelina Jolie and her army of asian babies that would be hookers in their home country if it wasn’t for her….I don’t know I’m not good at this game…but I am good at looking at the Hunziker bitch in a bikini….and apparently she’s good at being in a bikini

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I’ve posting pics of this MICHELLE HUNZIKER – 35 YEAR OLD – IN HER BIKINI many times before….and I still have no idea who she is…..but apparently I was fascinated that she had a daughter when she was 19, because I’ve loved Teen Pregnancy well before MTV made a show about it, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that bounces back cuz it is not done puberty is porn to me….but so is a daughter who is now 16, and legal to fuck in Canada, making this Hunziker bitch the kind of hot mother I’d want to marry to stepfather her daughter with my penis at the same time as servicing my wife, her mother, Michelle Hunziker with my mouth…you know these extended family things work…unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to get with something like this, but I can look at her hot body in a bikini and that’s almost as good because it comes with way less emotional damage than it should, could or would….if I had the ability to make life work out my way….

Hot body, hot bikini, hot mom, good times….

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