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2017

20

Oct

Julianne Hough for the Paparazzi of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone bad…she was raised in a Mormon community where there was no sex before marriage, no drinking, no caffeine, no smoking, no swear words, no R-rated movies….but moved to Hollywood and became a half naked chick people jerk off to.

Not only people like you who watch Dancing With the Stars for the boners, but people like Ryan Seacrest, who I know from people I know who have had sex with him, is a tyrant, ass fucking, sleazy fuck who loves cocaine…and I can’t get sued for saying it because it is true…MY sources, girls he has fucked have told me…he even tried to buy one of them bigger tits, and I guess he did buy Sara Underwood tits….crazy

And if you were Ryan Seacrest, you’d probably be a sexual deviant drug addict to..but this isn’t about Seacrest, it’s about Julianne Hough hanging out in that world publicly with a dirty guy, who does dirty things, to dirty sugar baby type girls who think they’ve won the lottery and there’s no way he didn’t do those things to her…

ALSO…I know religious chicks gone bad – and they go real bad…because the religion fucked them up so hard…SO….that should give some perspective while looking at her cameltoe…

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2017

11

Oct

Julianne Hough For Health Magazine of the Day

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Julianne Hough is in Health magazine, because of course she is, she’s a fucking dancer, a professional fucking dancer, who dances all fucking day, and with that comes fitness…

She’s irritating, all Disney-like, cheesy as fuck, and I know she’s dirtier than she lets on…

But I find her a disappointment, not because she’s not naked in this shoot, which is disappointing, but because she’s not naked in her public life….because to me… all professionally trained dancers I support or appreciate are the ones who haven’t been able to find mainstream success as a dancer, which is most of them, there aren’t that many jobs in the space…

She banged Seacrest, another fake fuck who is a coke loving anal fucking pervert…so I assume she’s naughty…but not as naughty as she should be…as she was destined to be…entitled brat really…and here are the pics from that shoot..

SHE ALSO LEFT SOMETHING SOMEWHERE IN FITNESS GEAR…

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2017

10

Aug

Julianne Hough Picking her Ass of the Day

Julianne Hough got married to some Canadian Athlete, because I guess it’s illegal to marry your gay brother you have sex with, but you can still have sex with him, if it is part of who you are and it is a family thing, I can’t imagine a husband getting jealous, especially when it’s just played off as a new dance move their are choreographing like they did when they were kids with creepy stage parents…

That said, she’s at a party picking her ass, in what I think is erotic enough to me thanks to her fit dancer body, as dancers, for the most part have awesome bodies…all fit and able to ride dick for hours…to a rhythm….

And the amazing thing about her is really that she’s been able to be a professionally trained dancer and not end up a stripper…tragic really…but I guess she can get her exhibitionist slut she was trained to be…out in other ways….like this ASS picking..

She’s so cheesy, mainstream, lame…but I don’t mind the ass picking…

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2017

04

Aug

Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day

Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain…

From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts…

I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud.

Here’s a butt shot..

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2017

21

Jul

Topless Julianne Hough and Her Canadian Hockey Husband are Lame of the Day

Cheesy dancing incestuous Julianne Hough…WHO? Exactly….shoulda been a stripper, but she got on TV instead…weird…and that show became really successful because fat trash on disability love watching mobile people dance in competition….and now she’s an “actress”….and most recently a Hockey Wife….with a Hockey player from Canada who likes to post pictures of his TV dancer price…since it’s better than ending up with a stripper…even if she’s all Disney-ed up and cheesy as fuck…

They are on their honeymoon, and to further the cheese, they posted some edgy and exciting topless pics…that was missing one important thing…his dick in her…

Don’t they know anything about Honeymoons..take the Pam and Tommy school of Honeymoon…they are made for FUCKING now cheesy instagram posts…you fucking assholes..

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2017

17

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Honeymoon 6 Pack of the Day

Where I’m from a Honeymoon 6 Pack refers to me trying to drink away the tears of seemingly giving up my freedom before realizing I am a man and I am destined to cheat and accepting that it’s not cheating, it’s being a warlord, an opportunist, a MAN…it starts to feel good…and when the woman who traps you tries to further oppress you, it feels good knowing you may or may not have given her an STD from your being a MAN behavior…

That said, Julianne Hough’s honeymoon 6 pack involves abs, she’s a dancer, and a muppet who wants to look her best…and the only amazing thing about her being married is that it wasn’t to her brother…I guess cuz he’s a homo.

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2017

11

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Bathing Suit for her Wedding of the Day

Julianne Hough is getting married, probably to some Disney Kid-like Hollywood person, because Hollywood is an interesting, but not that interesting place, where half the people are degenerate rich kid drug addicts and the other half are these fluffy half retards with perfect hair and whitened teeth, out of a fucking horror movie…and clearly this Julianne Hough chick falls into the latter category of garbage…lame…fluffy puppet retard…sex with Ryan Seacrest….lame as fuck piece of shit…

But with all these candy coated pieces of shit…is a body worth fucking…and that body is in a bathing suit…and we like bathing suits because degenerates who aren’t in hollywood, living the real degenerate life, like staring at these idiots, and really all pussy in bathing suits…It’s a good use of my brain.

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2017

06

Mar

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev on Yachts of the Day

Julianne Hough is apparently getting married because she’s basic like that, you know doing the whole rich and famous princess wedding for someone who I will assume is really fucking lame, uninteresting, entitled and bratty…totally something I don’t like from a professional dancer, I like when they are less hollywood and on tv and more broken, in strip clubs, trying to pay the bills for their shitty kids because they don’t live the dream life….they live a fucking nightmare…the way anyone who trains to be a pro dancer should be….

That said, she’s on her bachelorette party with her bff…Canadian herpes owner Nina Dobrev and the whole thing seems fucking lame as you’d expect…just basic women with too much money and celebrity…the worst…but in bikini…so not so bad I guess…

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Some videos and shit..

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2016

19

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day

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LA girls are so fucking annoying…not that either of these girls are from LA, one is from Canada, and I think these pictures are taken in Canada, while the other one is from wherever the fuck the song and dance HOUGHS are from…

They are just like the high school cheerleaders are in movies. All excited and happy to be alive, smiling and being all cute and bubbly on camera. Likeable to the retards, but really dark behind the scenes – because no one is a fucking Disney character every day all day…

I also know girls who have Fucked Seacrest, who HOUGH HUGH WHO HOUGH hooooo dated…and dude does some wild and crazy cocaine fueled things…not that you wouldn’t if you had to be a dancing monkey 19 hours a day…and you created the Karadashians cancer to society….or is it AIDS…

It’s just a lot of smiles and hugs and fake bullshit..when they are really just humans..barely humans..but humans nonetheless..

So seeing BFFs seems like bullshit, but seeing them moon, without showing full ass, is also bullshit, but it’s their way of being cute, and fun, doing something I want done every time I drive by a school bus full of college girls…but it never happens…it doesn’t happen in real life…but when you’re constantly acting and putting on a show…it does…

But I know..that at least one of these asses has gaped…so play all fun and innocent..but you can’t fool me motherfuckers..

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Here’s a video of her falling while wake surfing…

A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on

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2016

08

Aug

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

I guess these shit quality screenshots of Julianne Hough are from her snapchat, or what I call – the portal filled with self involved, masturabtory, annoying video content of people I don’t give a fuck about, that is often poorly shot, with no purpose or story, nothing comedic or exciting, barely any pussy and often really loud blaring club music, as people showcase how awesome they are….

It’s the empty noise that is destroying a generation – and killing my business – because snapchatting from my house would require too much effort – when really all I want to do is turn this internet shit off..

So in being a “personal brand” or host means she has to get into a bikini for pool day and have her friend or assistant shoot her like she matters – and like she’s a star – because she is in movies and on TV so maybe she is…

She looks pretty beat up, skinny like a cokewhore, which would make sense seeing as she dated Hollywood’s favorite cocaine huffer and pervert – RYAN SEACREST – who does the shit off assholes of all the aspiring models excited by his manipulative smile, checking their phones with his security, signing his NDA and taking his small dick up their asses…because he’s rich as fuck…

I know this Julianne Hough has done some shit, but her public image wouldn’t really tell the same story, unless you read into her relationship with her brother…which I do..

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2016

12

Jul

Julianne Hough Fit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Julianne Hough is that I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest, and she fucked Ryan Seacrest, she publicly dated Ryan Seacrest and he’s a fucking cocaine loving anal sex loving small penis womanizing terror…who likely spoiled her because he’s richer than god for selling his soul to the devil…but also likely destroyed her ass…nothing she’s not used to – just ask her homo sexual, incesty brother…

She’s got a hot body…

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2016

08

Jun

Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day

Julianne Hough is a professional dancer – who should have been a stripper – but I guess white privledge got in the way of that – allowing her to have a career as a professional dancer in the entertainment industry and I guess dance schools need a few of these pros to act as a beacon of hope that their students who are spending money getting their degree in dancing has a purpose – before being forced to become strippers a few years later when student debt needs to be paid off..

She’s also the dancer rumored to fuck her dancing brother – when she’s not having sex with Ryan Seacrest – and if your sister looked like this – you’d probably fuck her too…and not just on Christmas with the family after too much egg nog, but for your entire life…because sometimes genetics don’t outweigh hot pussy…

She’s pretty good…

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2016

26

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

15

Mar

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..

If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..

Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.

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2016

28

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

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While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

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