Dancing is only good when stripping is involved…otherwise shit is just dumb and there’s nothing to look forward to…and when you see people like Julianne Hough, the mormon on Rumspringa who has been fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest 100 percent, as Mormons gone Wild Do, you see someone who has made it as a professional dancer, which is good for her, but bad for the rest of us, because the number one stripper worth getting a dance from is the professionally trained one who had no choice but to strip because all the professional dancing jobs went to idiots like Julianne Hough…

So as people convulse and gyrate to music like they are having a seizure, simulating sex, being moved by the beat of the drum on some bullshit tribal level, all I am seeing is “when do the pants slide off seductively”…

I try to look at the dancing girl like I would at a club and visualize her fucking, you know moves like she’s fucking, knowing the better dancers have the strength, the fitness, the ability to grind your dick off you but without the bend at the waist panty peel, it’s pointless and just imaginary…

So you can look and Hough and her fat ass in leggings and think that it’s good, because you watched Dancing with the Stars with your mom, grandma or wife and that was the only good the show had to offer, knowing her and her brother fucked made it even more interesting….

But I find it pretty fucking embarrassing and weird..but the booty looks good and I guess that’s what it’s all about…

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Julianne Hough must be getting pretty old by now…but that’s not stopping the recently divorced Mormon weirdo who you know is a sexual deviant in part from being raised Mormon, which I think ended with her and her brother having sex while away from the family doing their MORMON dance training…only to end up in LA where everyone’s a degenerate pervert…where her and her brother did the whole Dancing with the Stars thing which put them on the map….which I guess is better than doing incest sex shows on stage in the basement of rich Hollywood exec sex dungeons that you know likely exist…but her fame is always bitter sweet, because I think a professional dancer should always end up a stripper, not some famous rich actor, dancer, whatever HOUGH is….besides being the Heathen who left her Mormon Church to slip of out Mormon panties / pantaloons/ to wear fitness gear her nipples are trying to shred apart…

I also remmeber that she’s dated Ryan Seacrest and I’ve met a few girls who have had sex with Ryan Seacrest and they’ve told me he’s a deviant that I am sure she was just as deviant with….so you can think of that anal sex party while looking at the sports bra nips.

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Julianne Hough, like UTI or yeast infection commercial and continues to exists….

The Mormon Gone Wild, who denounced her church and their concept of modest being the hottest, for the life of celebrity….one that ended up dating Ryan Seacrest for a decent amount of time, someone who has had sex with at least one person I know, and who has told me he’s all about the ass and cocaine, but they could have been lying, but for the sake of this post, let’s think of the Mormon gone Wild getting cocaine snorted off her butthole before getting a dick up in her like she was her brother, or like the dick was her brother’s since they are a weirdo dancing family that clearly has a weirdo history…

Despite being older, she’s in a bikini being slutty, assuming you consider a girl producing content of her ass in a bikini slutty, which I do…and so does her church as they frown upon her behavior since she doesn’t believe in the whole modest being the hottest concept of her church, hence the whole Mormon gone wild….as she lives out her RUMSPRINGA the right way, at least for her pervert audience…

I guess that’s basically the way professional dancers work, from strippers to dancing with the stars dancers, they’re trained to move in rhythmic ways in little clothing and the whole dance thing keeps them hot bodied, so they are the kind of people you’d probably get fucked right by…and since you’re not getting fuck by, you’d probably want to be fucked by…

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Since I personally know at least one girl who has been in the Ryan Secrest harem or I guess it would be the Ryan Seacrest program, which involves being spoiled with Agent Provocateur lingerie, he actually does the whole “Lock down the store in Beverly Hills” to make these girls feel like princesses, while literally equating them to Julia Roberts as a Hooker….but more interestingly, he makes them sign contracts and check their phones with his security, before doing tons of blow and fucking them up the ass….unless the “at least one girl” I know who has been put through the Seacrest Training camp was lying, which is always possible….but I doubt someone would waste their time on that….and more importantly who fucking cares what Seacrest gets up to by willing participants into the fact that he made 100s of millions of dollars a year in part because of the Kardashians, but also because of other shit he does…and that’s a lot of fucking money, enough to make someone ignore the fact that he’s Seacrest….

I bring him up. not because I like thinking about him fucking women up the ass like they are Simon Cowell, or because I was on his show once because I witnessed a celebrity fight in Toronto and my memory of that weirdness is something I hold close to my heart, not that I even remember it, I was very hungover….

I bring him up because Julianne Hough, the naughty Mormon who doesn’t agree with the PROVO way of life, because she was abused or maybe she had sex with her brother….doesn’t believe that modest is the hottest as she sluts out all over social media as they do.

What it comes down to is that dancing is really fucking stupid and the facvt people are into it at the level they are is a reminder that people are fucking stupid…like how is this a cool thing to post ever….it’s lameness on all levels….but LA people don’t understand that I guess….and either do the Straight from the mean streets of Mormons who are just happy that they can wear outfits more revealing than the underwear they once wore when John Smith ruled their lives….losers

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The world’s worst Mormon, because she took an Oath and denouncing the religion for the evil soulless Hollywood, she still belongs to whoever the head of Mormonism is…..John Smith? Jebodiah? Latter Day Saints? Who fucking knows….I just know when you’re doing coke off Ryan Seacrest’s dick after anal…but more importantly after signing an NDA back when you pretended to be his girlfriend for the clout…the Mormon church is an afterthought when you do what it is you do….you know one of those bad religious people who go way off the rails especially after their Mormon dance trainer made her and her brother bone…I still don’t understand how she’s Hollywood and not a stripper, she must be rich, her Mormon parents like all Mormon parents are probably loaded.

Anyway, this is her doing some shamelss for attention, human pyramid, fitness / tight pant human centipede shit done wrong as they stack themselves and clearly COVID is a myth….what happened to Social Distancing?

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Julianne Hough who I guess is going through a divorce because she couldn’t live life without fucking her brother…seems to be a hollywood sex worker and not just because of her bending over tits out in a bikini like she was facetiming one of her famous friends…

I like to think professional dancers don’t get fucking famous unless they are using that professional dancing to fuck their way into famous….or I guess dance their way onto the dicks of the right people who can help advance their careers….

It is very unlikely that Hough and her dance partner, and possible sex partner, her brother….just made it randomly…when so many professionally trained dancers end up stripping or working in Vegas…unless there’s a mormon connection, even though she’s denounced the religion, but that may have brought her to others who have denounced the religion…to give her work…but it probably has more to do with leaving her church and going nutty and out of control..

Since she dated Seacrest and every girl or sugar baby or LA model who has dated Seacrest that I’ve met and surprisingly there’s been about 4 or 5….have said he’s a monster in the bedroom, which is hilarious to think about, but with all that sexual tension from being a gay or presumed gay, he delivers…at least the rumors are he finishes in all their asses…but that could be lies…from girls who signed NDAs to fuck him because they are as bad as you’d expect them to be….not all of Seacrest’s conquests are girls he buys implants for….or that he tries to do Pretty Woman things by shutting down stores for them to shop on his credit card as a power play….some are actual TV personalities like this….even if she doesn’t have all that much of a personality and if she did it’d be an annoying one….

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So if Julianne Hough wasn’t a mormon who denounced being mormon like the girls on reddit in the Latter Day Saints Gone Wild Group….and if she didn’t decide to desecrate her SIN HOLE with the likes of Ryan Seacrest’s dick and whatever else she filled herself with when she went hollywood…including but not limited to her brother….you know keep it in the family because the family knows you better than you know yourself and you come from the same background and experience….so you have that bond…which is probably why all those shitty evil porn tube sites push that incest shit…because people really the backwoods of West Virginia had it right….I guess?!

Anyways, she’s getting a divorce, experimenting with her sexuality where she’s sexually assaulting one of her groupies by spanking her ass as she rides the bike, probably without consent despite the whole MeToo thing and luckily for her, she’s not a man and won’t got down, until this Kristy Owin chick realizes how wrong it was in 43 years and decides to cash in on being a prop for Julianne Hough…only to get a 90 year old Julianne Hough locked up…like she deserves for this OFFENSIVE booty slapping in plain sight to discount how fucking wrong it is….so when do the woke start cancelling her….let’s see that consent form motherfucker.

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What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.

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Julianna Hough is not a mask Protestor, because she’s got her mask on, sure it’s on wrong, but it’s still on…..

I know some of you are mask protestors, you feel it is an attack on your freedom and you’re posting all studies saying that masks make shit worse,…but I am a mask believer maybe even a mask fetishist….because masks make ugly bitches with hot bodies hotter, plus being told we can walk around anonymous as fuck, or walk into grocery stores with a mask on, like some kind of bandit…is a dream come true.

I mean I may be biased or maybe I have an affinity for masks, if you look up to the logo of this site….you will see the LUCHADOR mask I am wearing…it’s not a fetish, I’m not some dominatrix weirdo, I’m not a goth who wants HALLOWEEN everyday, I don’t even dress up for Halloween…I just like being left the fuck alone, and masks is a good way.

So celebrate the mask, wear the mask, so we don’t have to look at your dumb mormon face and focus on the slutty athletic gear or the hard nips in that athletic gear.

To assume that Julianne Hough has a real grasp on anything, knowing that she was born in some incest fundamentalist mormon cult, where she took up dance because with her brother, instead of other things like being the child bride to Warren Jeffs….and that dance allowed her to integrate into society, but she still doesn’t really know what’s up, besides having had anal sex with Ryan Seacrest on the regular…it’s all just bonnets, braids, modesty, sister wives and bloomer panties to her…Everything else, a confusing stretch.

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