Since I personally know at least one girl who has been in the Ryan Secrest harem or I guess it would be the Ryan Seacrest program, which involves being spoiled with Agent Provocateur lingerie, he actually does the whole “Lock down the store in Beverly Hills” to make these girls feel like princesses, while literally equating them to Julia Roberts as a Hooker….but more interestingly, he makes them sign contracts and check their phones with his security, before doing tons of blow and fucking them up the ass….unless the “at least one girl” I know who has been put through the Seacrest Training camp was lying, which is always possible….but I doubt someone would waste their time on that….and more importantly who fucking cares what Seacrest gets up to by willing participants into the fact that he made 100s of millions of dollars a year in part because of the Kardashians, but also because of other shit he does…and that’s a lot of fucking money, enough to make someone ignore the fact that he’s Seacrest….

I bring him up. not because I like thinking about him fucking women up the ass like they are Simon Cowell, or because I was on his show once because I witnessed a celebrity fight in Toronto and my memory of that weirdness is something I hold close to my heart, not that I even remember it, I was very hungover….

I bring him up because Julianne Hough, the naughty Mormon who doesn’t agree with the PROVO way of life, because she was abused or maybe she had sex with her brother….doesn’t believe that modest is the hottest as she sluts out all over social media as they do.

What it comes down to is that dancing is really fucking stupid and the facvt people are into it at the level they are is a reminder that people are fucking stupid…like how is this a cool thing to post ever….it’s lameness on all levels….but LA people don’t understand that I guess….and either do the Straight from the mean streets of Mormons who are just happy that they can wear outfits more revealing than the underwear they once wore when John Smith ruled their lives….losers

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The world’s worst Mormon, because she took an Oath and denouncing the religion for the evil soulless Hollywood, she still belongs to whoever the head of Mormonism is…..John Smith? Jebodiah? Latter Day Saints? Who fucking knows….I just know when you’re doing coke off Ryan Seacrest’s dick after anal…but more importantly after signing an NDA back when you pretended to be his girlfriend for the clout…the Mormon church is an afterthought when you do what it is you do….you know one of those bad religious people who go way off the rails especially after their Mormon dance trainer made her and her brother bone…I still don’t understand how she’s Hollywood and not a stripper, she must be rich, her Mormon parents like all Mormon parents are probably loaded.

Anyway, this is her doing some shamelss for attention, human pyramid, fitness / tight pant human centipede shit done wrong as they stack themselves and clearly COVID is a myth….what happened to Social Distancing?

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Julianne Hough who I guess is going through a divorce because she couldn’t live life without fucking her brother…seems to be a hollywood sex worker and not just because of her bending over tits out in a bikini like she was facetiming one of her famous friends…

I like to think professional dancers don’t get fucking famous unless they are using that professional dancing to fuck their way into famous….or I guess dance their way onto the dicks of the right people who can help advance their careers….

It is very unlikely that Hough and her dance partner, and possible sex partner, her brother….just made it randomly…when so many professionally trained dancers end up stripping or working in Vegas…unless there’s a mormon connection, even though she’s denounced the religion, but that may have brought her to others who have denounced the religion…to give her work…but it probably has more to do with leaving her church and going nutty and out of control..

Since she dated Seacrest and every girl or sugar baby or LA model who has dated Seacrest that I’ve met and surprisingly there’s been about 4 or 5….have said he’s a monster in the bedroom, which is hilarious to think about, but with all that sexual tension from being a gay or presumed gay, he delivers…at least the rumors are he finishes in all their asses…but that could be lies…from girls who signed NDAs to fuck him because they are as bad as you’d expect them to be….not all of Seacrest’s conquests are girls he buys implants for….or that he tries to do Pretty Woman things by shutting down stores for them to shop on his credit card as a power play….some are actual TV personalities like this….even if she doesn’t have all that much of a personality and if she did it’d be an annoying one….

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So if Julianne Hough wasn’t a mormon who denounced being mormon like the girls on reddit in the Latter Day Saints Gone Wild Group….and if she didn’t decide to desecrate her SIN HOLE with the likes of Ryan Seacrest’s dick and whatever else she filled herself with when she went hollywood…including but not limited to her brother….you know keep it in the family because the family knows you better than you know yourself and you come from the same background and experience….so you have that bond…which is probably why all those shitty evil porn tube sites push that incest shit…because people really the backwoods of West Virginia had it right….I guess?!

Anyways, she’s getting a divorce, experimenting with her sexuality where she’s sexually assaulting one of her groupies by spanking her ass as she rides the bike, probably without consent despite the whole MeToo thing and luckily for her, she’s not a man and won’t got down, until this Kristy Owin chick realizes how wrong it was in 43 years and decides to cash in on being a prop for Julianne Hough…only to get a 90 year old Julianne Hough locked up…like she deserves for this OFFENSIVE booty slapping in plain sight to discount how fucking wrong it is….so when do the woke start cancelling her….let’s see that consent form motherfucker.

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What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.

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Julianna Hough is not a mask Protestor, because she’s got her mask on, sure it’s on wrong, but it’s still on…..

I know some of you are mask protestors, you feel it is an attack on your freedom and you’re posting all studies saying that masks make shit worse,…but I am a mask believer maybe even a mask fetishist….because masks make ugly bitches with hot bodies hotter, plus being told we can walk around anonymous as fuck, or walk into grocery stores with a mask on, like some kind of bandit…is a dream come true.

I mean I may be biased or maybe I have an affinity for masks, if you look up to the logo of this site….you will see the LUCHADOR mask I am wearing…it’s not a fetish, I’m not some dominatrix weirdo, I’m not a goth who wants HALLOWEEN everyday, I don’t even dress up for Halloween…I just like being left the fuck alone, and masks is a good way.

So celebrate the mask, wear the mask, so we don’t have to look at your dumb mormon face and focus on the slutty athletic gear or the hard nips in that athletic gear.

To assume that Julianne Hough has a real grasp on anything, knowing that she was born in some incest fundamentalist mormon cult, where she took up dance because with her brother, instead of other things like being the child bride to Warren Jeffs….and that dance allowed her to integrate into society, but she still doesn’t really know what’s up, besides having had anal sex with Ryan Seacrest on the regular…it’s all just bonnets, braids, modesty, sister wives and bloomer panties to her…Everything else, a confusing stretch.

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Every time I look at Julianne Hough – I imagine her having sex with Ryan Seacrest, not because I like to think of Ryan Secrest in a sexual way, that’s not really my vibe…I’m more into sexualizing girls on the internet posting nudes with captions that read “stop sexualizing me creeps”…..”but I’ll sell you pics of my feet”…..”and my dirty panties….but only if you sign up to my memebership site”..

I imagine her fucking Ryan Seacrest because she has fucked Ryan Seacrest and that is hilarious…

The naughty mormon who denounced mormonism, who claims to have been sexually molested by the mormon church, possibly with her dancing brother who moved to the UK to train as her dance partner because they are weirdos…

So she knows a think or two about sexy dance, it’s just unfortunate that her form of sex work is being on TV and not on the stripper pole cam show…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a slut…if anything she’s just a better slut than other sluts reduced to basic slut measures.

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Who does Julianne Hough think she is walking around LA in a blue bandana like a crip, in a tank top without a bra and where were the bloods when we needed them most? Don’t worry, that mask that screams gang signs by the slutty Mormon, the Mormon Gone Wild, the Mormon who got fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest, prove me wrong, while on coke, prove me wrong….but yes..that mask won’t protect her from COVID…at least we hope not because bitch SHOULD be at home, but instead is walking around like the rules don’t apply to her, for some paparazzi coverage….and why the fuck is the paparazzi out there. SHUT THEM FUCKING DOWN….where is the National Guard when you need them. Idiots not taking this shit seriously I guess.

It would make sense that a woman who turned her back on the church that made her fuck her brother, would have no will to live, no fear of anything, as she’s programmed to think god will take her to the promised land when he is ready, and dying in general is an honor to her god…because Mormonism is a fucking cult. A rich cult…and not a fun cult…no lingerie, no drinking, just hard work…get the fuck out of here with that shit…and take HOUGH with you.

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