Dancing is only good when stripping is involved…otherwise shit is just dumb and there’s nothing to look forward to…and when you see people like Julianne Hough, the mormon on Rumspringa who has been fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest 100 percent, as Mormons gone Wild Do, you see someone who has made it as a professional dancer, which is good for her, but bad for the rest of us, because the number one stripper worth getting a dance from is the professionally trained one who had no choice but to strip because all the professional dancing jobs went to idiots like Julianne Hough…

So as people convulse and gyrate to music like they are having a seizure, simulating sex, being moved by the beat of the drum on some bullshit tribal level, all I am seeing is “when do the pants slide off seductively”…

I try to look at the dancing girl like I would at a club and visualize her fucking, you know moves like she’s fucking, knowing the better dancers have the strength, the fitness, the ability to grind your dick off you but without the bend at the waist panty peel, it’s pointless and just imaginary…

So you can look and Hough and her fat ass in leggings and think that it’s good, because you watched Dancing with the Stars with your mom, grandma or wife and that was the only good the show had to offer, knowing her and her brother fucked made it even more interesting….

But I find it pretty fucking embarrassing and weird..but the booty looks good and I guess that’s what it’s all about…

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