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2020

25

May

Julianne Hough Titty Sweat of the Day

Julianne Hough Sports Bra

What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.


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