Since I personally know at least one girl who has been in the Ryan Secrest harem or I guess it would be the Ryan Seacrest program, which involves being spoiled with Agent Provocateur lingerie, he actually does the whole “Lock down the store in Beverly Hills” to make these girls feel like princesses, while literally equating them to Julia Roberts as a Hooker….but more interestingly, he makes them sign contracts and check their phones with his security, before doing tons of blow and fucking them up the ass….unless the “at least one girl” I know who has been put through the Seacrest Training camp was lying, which is always possible….but I doubt someone would waste their time on that….and more importantly who fucking cares what Seacrest gets up to by willing participants into the fact that he made 100s of millions of dollars a year in part because of the Kardashians, but also because of other shit he does…and that’s a lot of fucking money, enough to make someone ignore the fact that he’s Seacrest….
I bring him up. not because I like thinking about him fucking women up the ass like they are Simon Cowell, or because I was on his show once because I witnessed a celebrity fight in Toronto and my memory of that weirdness is something I hold close to my heart, not that I even remember it, I was very hungover….
I bring him up because Julianne Hough, the naughty Mormon who doesn’t agree with the PROVO way of life, because she was abused or maybe she had sex with her brother….doesn’t believe that modest is the hottest as she sluts out all over social media as they do.
What it comes down to is that dancing is really fucking stupid and the facvt people are into it at the level they are is a reminder that people are fucking stupid…like how is this a cool thing to post ever….it’s lameness on all levels….but LA people don’t understand that I guess….and either do the Straight from the mean streets of Mormons who are just happy that they can wear outfits more revealing than the underwear they once wore when John Smith ruled their lives….losers
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