Here is a professional dancer who should have been a stripper but who instead got on TV cuz we as a society decided we gave a fuck about dancing again.

More importantly, she’s an aspiring musician and actor, cuz all strippers think they have what it takes, and what better way to reach your dreams than to to sell her vagina to Ryan Seacrest in exchange for that fame, not that he’s actually gonna use that vagina, it’s just a show piece like his car collection, you know so people can stop thinking he’s gay, and get on with their lives, even though he is gay….

Frosted hair that luxurious always takes it up the ass…at least that’s what I’ve been told….

On a side note, I once fucked a professionally trained dancer….the performance she put on was a real crowd pleaser…her core body strength, the way she could move her hips, the rocking and riding rhythm was pretty much something that made me want to frequent dance schools…and I tried before I was asked to leave for being a creep..

Seacrest out.

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