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2012

06

Jun

Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

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So I saw these pics of Erin Wasson circulating the internet the last couple of hours….they claimed they were from Glamour France July 2012….but I knew I saw these titties in this stance before….So I did some very intense investigative journalism…and found THE SAME PICS IN VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2010 …..Is the internet lying to me…or is the Fashion media running on a budet, recycling old photoshoots that are still relevant cuz people still dress this way, is the economic crash in Europe to blame for low budgets, who fucking knows and who fucking cares, cuz Erin Wasson is a hot, surfer, cool chick model…and I’ll look at tit pics of her from any year….I don’t need recent, I just need topless….

I do feel pretty clever for catching this though…you see cuz i don’t even remember posts I’ve done a day often times an hour after I post them. I must be connected at the soul with this bitch or something….

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2012

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Vintage Bikini for some Short Film Called First Point of the Day

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RICHARD PHILLIPS is some artist that got Lohan to pretend to be a surfer in some art project he did called First Point…and that she did cuz she’s got nothing else going on……

I guess in one of those things that makes us question what art really is….I mean not cuz Lohan brings up any real debates…but casting her in this and calling it art….makes me wonder how is gutter porn not considered art…but this Lohan in a vintage bikini is….if I was to get porn trash into vintage bikinis…would that be considered art…they whole concept of “art” annoys me…it is some bullshit pretentious intellectualizing nonsense… there is no original thought, just cuz you can paint doesn’t mean you’re a genius visionary, revolutionizing anything….fuck you…just make videos…stop the bullshiit you asshole….

You see, this is Lohan in a bikini…regardless of what con artist labels it….I label it perfection….when obviously it isn’t to anyone with taste or a fear of herpes…and that is what matters…art is in the eye of the beholder or some shit….

Here are the pics

Here is the trailer…maybe…I didn’t watch it…I care about content quality that much here…..Fuck Art. It is a lie.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Lolo Jones Possible Virgin Athlete Ass for Twiter of the Day

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Lolo Jones is some Olympic Hurdler….who posted this picture of herself on twitter. I can’t be bothered to see if she’s competing in London 2014, but I can be bothered to look up this rumor that she is a virgin…..

According to Wikipedia:

In October 2009, Jones posed semi-nude for ESPN.[19] In a 2012 segment on HBO’s Real Sports, Jones revealed that she is a virgin, dates online, and struggles to maintain her virginity.[20] She said “If there’s virgins out there, I’m going to let them know, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life — harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.”[

Which gives a whole new perspective on her fit, muscular, manly looking athlete ass, even if athlete asses are hotter than fat lazy chick asses, cuz I married a fat lazy chick and so much more beyond their asses are disgusting, and the only thing good about them is their inability to run from me when I want to get my fuck on….

But then again, these virginity claims re from 2009….a lot of sex can happen if the right dude comes along with a boner and false promises disguised as Love….

Here’s her twitter pic….

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2012

06

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hangs With a Gay Dude and Advertises her Politics of the Day

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The good news Miley is making a point of loving and supporting and embracing all you faggots.

The better news is she’d doing it in a way people can stare at her tits..and if anything…in a way that her tits are being used to advertise her politics….

The bad news is that Homophobia doesn’t exist anymore….

Sure people will always hate gay people cuz man on man action seems wrong and/ or gross and it doesn’t appeal to them or does and that makes them feel uncomfortable….maybe cuz they know that women are the sex controller and if women had the mindset of men…all hell would break loose in a pile of fucking…thus making gay relationships a scary sexed up mess that will ruin society….not to mention that whole AIDS thing….and anti christian element despite more religious heroes sticking their dick in people of the same gender for generations….

But Homos have never got so much love than they do now. They are allowed on TV, they are allowed to talk about it in their personal life, they can get jobs and not just as hair and make-up people, fashion and interior designers or male prosititutes….they can get mortgages, they are fucking celebrated in the media…high school gays are wearing prom dresses…

This Miley Bitch doesn’t know homophobia…when gays had to marry to repress their gay….and how they had to go to truck stops to live out their gay…only to be beat the fuck up by a gang of hicks waiting for them in the stall…raped then dragged behind pick-up trucks, cuz it’s not gay to the hicks if they kill you when done with you….it’s just teaching them there queers a lesson….

Real homophobia is a thing of the past….Miley needs to get a new cause and mission…ideally involving my penis inside her….so she can stop her fucking bitching about nonsense – and start her bitching about real life problems….

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2012

06

Jun

Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

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Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing….

She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her….

The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers….

Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

Posted in:Photos|Sara Underwood

2012

06

Jun

Julianne Hough for Glamour of the Day

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I guess fucking Seacrest has finally paid off for this bitch Julianne Hough…..because she’s pretty much everywhere…..

She’s already posed spread in her underwear for some magazine….and showed off her flexibility in a bikini in Glmour UK ….and now she’s gone off and posed in some skimpy shit…all promoting a shitty movie she shoulda never been cast in…but unlike most professional dancers…she decided to fuck hollywood, not drug dealers…and the perks are a bit better than being beat up after your shift….apparently…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Photos

2012

05

Jun

Octomom Hot Porn Promo Pic of the Day

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Octomom did some masturbation porn to pay for her house….even though she claimed she never masturbaed before…and had to be taught for her scene…which in itself would have been an awesome scene that I wish I experienced….

I think she is where she is supposed to be in life…all the hype of her insanity died down, bills needed to be paid, and next thing you know someone who denied big porn money, was doing porn for way less money, cuz when people peak they don’t realize…that’s what it is good to be me…rock bottom all the time….and even at the bottom I find joy in Octomom’s clowncar pussy in porn….I’m ready for it….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

05

Jun

Shalom Harlow Titty For Fashion of the Day

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I posted PICS OF SHALOM HARLOW FLASHING SOME DUDE FOR A PHOTOSHOOT ….This is the photoshoot.

The irritating shit about this bitch is that she’s no even a fucking jew…and for someone with a hot Jewish girl fetish…that disappoints me…..

But at least she shows her tits, like a fashion hipster bitch in her 40s that no one cares about that she is.

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Shalom Harlow

2012

05

Jun

Courtney Stodden for Twitter of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is a clown….she lies about her age…pretends she isn’t 30….pretends her tits are real…pretends to be a child bride…but in being this joke/joker who produces funny shit….she’s also half naked…and any bitch half naked for attention is a friend of mine, even if I want to punch them in the face and/or cunt cuz they piss me off….

Here are some recent twitter pics of hers…cuz she’s half naked showing her stripper moves like the champ she is.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|Photos

2012

05

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Titty Flash on Set of the Day

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Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash…..

Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook…