Sara Underwood is still a thing. She’s hugely famous or followed on social media, probably because she poses like this, which is funny enough not any crazier than any of these whores are posing, only for some reason Sara Underwood doesn’t get all the brand deals these other idiots do.
Sure, she did Playboy for years, starting at 18, before going mainstream on G4TV replacing Olivia Munn, hosting gaming bullshit, despite being a Playboy girl…which you’d think would be her stamp of mainstream approval….
She’s still got the fans, produces some of the best content on social media, using her hot Pacific Northwest body….and she deserves all the same campaigns the other whores are getting…
Sara Underwood for Playboy doing Yoga, because you know when Playboy was dying off, before they decided to take out nudity from their magazine, in an attempt to re-class it up, and make it something people were into, whether they bought it for the articles or not…
They used their Playmates like Sara Underwood to teach the men who were into Playboy at the time, mainly fat white trash, how to do Yoga…in some cheesy erotica…which at the time was what Playboy was about.
It wasn’t interesting, it wasn’t educational, it wasn’t good..it was just cheesy naked chicks about to get cheesier….and they did…because Hef had all these gutter hookers pretending to be his girlfriends in his ear…white trash WWE looking bitches…not hot model bitches…the kind of girls anyone could buy for 500 dollars a week…seriously…
But the point is that the purpose of their Naked Sara Underwood Yoga is not to teach people to do Yoga…it’s to get people to jack the fuck off….
THAT SAID…it’s fetish videos…its intent fetish video…it’s existence fetish video.
Yet it has been up on YOUTUBE, with PLAYBOY branding and all, and Youtube has generated 150,000 views, which in Youtube Terms, they make about 5 dollars per 1000 views, so that’s about so 750 dollars – assuming the people didn’t dig for more videos…since the average time a user spends on Youtube is an hour – so bait them with this…and push them to other content and next thing you know…one person has watched 1000 videos…times 150…and boom lots of money…
YET this site by google standards is porn, and videos I post on Youtube that aren’t nude are considered porn and that alone…makes me angry….
The hypocrisy of these big businesses and what they think is porn or not porn makes me mad, while clearly NAKED Sara Underwood Sex Worker is porn….or NSFW….but Google hasn’t flagged it.
Maybe it’s because it is per-fake tits…..
That said:
Fuck you YOUTUBE / GOOGLE and all your controlling of the media like Zuckerberg.
Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in…
She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host…
She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares…
Playboy drop out and FAKE TIT owner – Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…
It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..
I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…and it’s worth jerking off to…
Especially since you can google her pussy pics…a pussy Seacrest probably did coke off of – as he does….he’s a little homosexual workhorse – dude probably sleeps an hour a day to keep his billion dollar empire going….
Not that this is about Seacrest, it’s about Hawaii……and Sara Jean tits…
Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…
It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..
I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…
I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it..
Sara Underwood may be late to the social media game, but she’s come out hard…
She’s 31, she did playboy, she’s expropriated or exploited the loyal as fuck nerd culture thanks to social manipulator Ryan Seacrest’s lead and G4TV that she learned everything she knows from, and that’s give the audience what they fucking want, add some depth to your personality..
So she goes fucking aggressive on the nudes, or half nudes, and she’s aggressive on the share for share, even though instagram is dead…and now she’s moving to snapchat…growing that audience and it’s fucking growing…
I guess her new boyfriend is a instagram hustler with the basic tactics, or maybe this shit is just so fucking obvious, even though everyone dreams of insta fame…basic but shit’s put her back on the map and is making her that money off the perverts, loser, gamers who she brings hope to…you..
She’s not that hot, but guys fucking love her, and I just love what she represents, naked at 18, still rocking a rockin’ body…even though it was better without the tits.
Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked.
I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores..
Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money…
Sara Underwood is showing her big Playboy tits and ass on her social media. She was in Playboy at 18, which is legal, but still pretty fucking young, especially if you have to hang out with 18 year olds…or if you’re waiting in line behind them anywhere in your life. They are so fucking annoying, but I guess old enough to legally get naked…which opened up some great doors for her, like getting fake tits, and having Ryan Seacrest fist her…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….only to come back to the internet with slutty pics, saying “well this worked in the past, let’s keep it going”….SMART!
Did Sara Underwood get dumped or cheated on by whoever she was dating who I assume was financing her life, as she’s barely ever worked, has done things like “Ryan Seacrest”…before she transitioned from Playboy model to Nerd TV Show Host that probably made less that 100,000 dollars a year, before the whole cable network she was on went bankrupt…but she got countless nerd fans who liked jerking off to her as she talked about videogames..and comic books bullshit.
Because she’s come out of the woodwork with her tits and amazing ass in random photoshoots, shameless some would say, but I doubt they’d say it, since she’s been getting naked in photoshoots since she was 18 and before instagram existed..
It’s more like her claiming her position as an original “Gets naked to get rich boyfriends”…and she used Playboy as her instagram, which is probably more competitive to get through since they did castings and every low level hooker wanted what she had…
Either way, never hate a girl with fake tits willing to show them, even if you’ve seen her pussy when it was 18, a decade ago…she’s so natural in her cheesy photoshoot habitat…
