Sara Underwood is a pornstar who instead of moving on from Playboy and diving deeper into the adult game like most Playboy models…..she decided to go the porno smut filled part of the mainstream world…we call G4TV….but you can take the whore out of the basement you locked her after fucking her for 50 dollars….but you can’t take the whore out of the girl…..and that is why she’s strapped herself in skimpy shorts on twitter in a sex swing…cuz this is the only way she knows how to get mail attention and that works for me….cuz lame, annoying, obvious or not…I think she’s pretty hot…and I’d love to destroy her with my semen to fuck with all you nerds, making you hack me and my site with vengence….

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Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares..

She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.

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When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked….

She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with…..

It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to…..

But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

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I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to….

I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices…

You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too..

ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her….

I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role…

Good times…

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