Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend…

I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

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Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…

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You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her.

Now I don’t know if this sex swing thing is her getting back to her roots, but I’ll still stare, even if she’s got a boring skinny ass…even when upside down…cuz I got nothing else to do…I mean other than Try to understand this camp gyno ad ….

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Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits…

It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past….

Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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I get her hustle…but I hate her hustle….I like to think I hate this exploiting nerd shit for nerds because I am a fighter of equal rights of all people…and I always side with the underdog…their social ineptitude and lack of friends, street smarts, and sex life…make them easy targets for a playboy model to market herself to….you know like a telemarketing type scam against trusting elderly who have no mental capacity to say no to the scammer….only the nerd version….I guess she figures she’s done the posing nude thing, now she can be playful, dress in costume, and get more money and more fans that will last, if only these idiots believe she’s actually into their shit, which they do…cuz they hope that she is more than they hope for brain washing software that actually works to be released so that they can get laid…

You get what I’m saying, it’s an easy target…and she’s a fucking loser for jumping on board…

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Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons…

First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones….

Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people.

Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked…

Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested….

She’ got it all figured out….

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Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid….

So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex…..

Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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