Candace Bailey is some might as well be 40 year old from some pretty much low level G4 TV show for nerds cuz nerds are loyal that I should probably not call low level because it has featured me at least once and that would be ungrateful and cunty of me….

She’s making some really low level appearance in Men’s Health December gift guide bullshit….wearing a bikini…

Which I guess is worth looking at….even if you’re not one of her hundreds of fans who are building sex dolls in her image…cuz you believe she’s actually into video games and nerd shit…when in reality she’s in it for the money and the stepping stone to bigger deal shit….even though she’s not 20 anymore….and married…and hanging on hard….

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Candace Bailey is some G4TV Attack of the Show host that doesn’t fucking matter…because Attack of the Show has 5,000 viewers a day…and doesn’t matter….and I am not saying that cuz I hate them…they’ve featured my site on their shit and if anything we’re best fucking friends…I am just saying it cuz it is true….

Sure…they have a few gamer nerds and prebuscent in age and/or sexual experience…loyal fan base in their basements masturbating and plotting how they will one day meet this girl and ask her to get married…while carving her bust out of dried semen….hoping it will Weird Science and come alive…cuz that would sure be easier than leaving the house and talking to a girl in real life…..but the truth is her fame is not really fame….it is that of someone I would probably give my coat to if she was standing by the door at a bar…..you know like she was the coatcheck girl…who can’t afford to take a cab home at the end of the night…cuz G4TV pays her in videogames she has to pawn to pay rent…but it’s her big break people….but I’ll still look at her in a bikini…even if she really should be doing porn….

I don’t know when these are from…cuz I barely know where Candace Bailey is from….

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Candace Bailey is 29….I thought she was 12…but that was based on her tits…and I couldn’t cross reference her ass to see if it was in its 30s…or near 30s as asses tend o be the defining body part of age….and what girls hate most about hot young girls…..

I probably didn’t know she was 29 cuz I had no idea who she was until google informed me that she has the high profile job as being the co-host at Attack of the Show on G4TV….a place where so many cunts who pretend to respect nerds and their nerd interests in order to raise their profile and celebrity….I think that’s called bottom feeding….but I guess they give nerds hope that pussy is into their shit…making them work harder and produce the next technologies….maybe pussy like this is all the world needs to inspire virgin nerds to make the next Facebook with their half naked bodies and barely there tits….or maybe bitch is just taking any work to pay her fucking rent cuz 1,000,000 hotters girls want her job….

It really doesn’t matter, she posts bikini pics on twitter and she’s not fat…so I have no choice but to like her and her funny little elf face….

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Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up….

I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope…….

I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie….

Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

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