When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked….

She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with…..

It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to…..

But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

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