Bloated Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2010

05

May

Nicky Hilton’s Period Bloat in a Little Dress of the Day

Nicky Hilton is fucking trash. She is cut from the same drugged up uterine wall as her garbage piece of herpes smelling shit sister but for some reason everyone likes to think she’s so well put together, so calm and collected, so smart, serious, focused and successful without exploiting her cunt because Paris is a piece of fucking whore panty crust and anything compared to her seems to be “alright”…but I know the truth behind Nicky Hilton is that she’s just as trashy as her sister, she just likes to be a little more lowkey, maybe it’s because she’s the fat one…..but probably because she’s got all the money in the world, and she’s at a comfortable level of fame, where only a few people will bother laughing at her for her period bload, while the rest of the world just doesn’t give a fuck and today, I happen to be one of those people and I’m not really sure why….but this isn’t group therapy so I’m not about to find out.

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Posted in:Bloated|Little Dress|Nicky Hilton

2010

30

Mar

Mischa Barton is a Bloated Pig of the Day

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I watched the OC back when every college girl watched the OC and I needed to know what was going on to fit in at every college party I would go to because they had the cheapeat drinks and the best, drunkest, slutty girls….the most common drunken conversation was whether Mischa Barton or Rachel Bilson were hotter, I know, I can’t believe I would have such pathetic virginal conversations, but they did land me some serious playtime with young pussy and it was worth it. Either way, girls would always say how Mischa Barton was the hot one and I just didn’t get it cuz she always looked like she does in these pictures to me. I always new she was a bloated sloppy pig of a woman just waiting until the show was off the air to let herself go and I was right….

I don’t know what’s going on with this girl, but I know it’s nothing good, but maybe gutter pig women on the verge of death are your thing, because they are usually too unstable and weak to say no to anal, but what the fuck do I know.

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Posted in:Bloated|Dying|Mischa Barton

2009

21

Oct

Anna Friel’s Got a Gunt of the Day

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I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show….

Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive. I guess she could be bloated or getting her period, or maybe pregnant and too busy to get an abortion, but seriously, she’s gotta make the time to sort this out when getting paid to get naked, lazy bitch.

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2009

30

Mar

Sara Underwood and Her Bloat at a Party of the Day

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Her name is Sara Underwood, she’s some Playboy playmate of the year chick who I’ve never heard of because Playboy isn’t spread eagled enough for me. She was hosting some party in Vegas, and she had her period bloat on. Not that that would stop me, I mean sex on your period is awesome, it’s the only way you can turn your bed into some kind of murder scene lookin’ shit, that won’t get you arressted, I mean unless you use pig’s blood or something, but it doesn’t really have the same effect.

Posted in:Bloated|Playboy|Sara Underwood|Slut

2009

27

Feb

Tracy Tweed is Fucking Weird Lookin’ of the Day

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I love the concept of vanity, you know these sluts who think they are all fucking that because they got a job shooting for Playboy a bunch of years back, or because they escaped their small town and live in Hollywood, the land of opportunity for beautiful people, where they have to keep up appearances otherwise they will be forgotten and outcast from their bullshit community.

So for some reason all these bitches rape their faces with plastic surgery, first with a little nosejob, then with a little eye lift, then with tweaking other shit, because once you start, it’s hard to stop, leaving them lookin’ totally un-fucking-human.

At least when you age gracefully, you don’t scare little kids, I mean, unless you’re a pervert trying to lure them into your kidnapper van, but for the most part, at least you look better than this desperate, holding onto whatever they think they had that they think defines who they are. Fucking disaster.