I made friends with a paparazzi on South Beach and he told me that no one gives a fuck about Nicky Hilton….he said she can walk around topless or in bikini and no one will fucking notice her…or even care if they do see her…to which I said that no one has ever given a fuck about Nicky Hilton, she was just the whore’s sister, who fucked around with her enough to be a bit of a name, but who never really mattered and still doesn’t matter…because of zero personality….which was about the point I realized I’ve been doing this shit too long…I should have zero opinion on Nicky Hilton or how legit she is….but then when I see her uninteresting ass…I can’t turn away…I’m so torn as a man….

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Historically speaking…Nicky Hilton is the boring as fuck, waste of a vagina, sloppy looking, awkward skinny body that I can only blame her mom’s cocaine use for…and everytime I see her, I want to take a fuck nap, or punch her in the face, in efforts of seeing some emotion or personality…but instead she just sucks…

But today she’s come alive, because the only thing that’s sucking is her vagina….taking all of her short tight shorts in…

And just like that…Nicky Hilton’s become semi-interesting….she just has to keep it up…and really it’s not all that hard to pull of…

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Nicky Hilton fucking sucks. She’s the boring latch on sister who had no problem riding Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, you know being her sidekick at all the events and shit, all while never doing anything remotely interesting or scandalous….It’s like she had the opportunity to have dudes jerking off to her but now she’s just like a fucking sack of potatos, all sloppy, dumpy, uninteresting and a fucking waste….that’s why she’s in a fucking beach dress over her bikini…cuz she knows she’s a SLIM FAT…

The funniest thing about these idiot sisters, is that they rented a beach front Malibu house, you know cuz that’s where the paparazzi hang out, and this is pretty much the closest they’ve had to bikini pics leaked this summer, meaning their marketing hustle’s not working out so well for them…or maybe that they just fucking suck….

I guess we can only hope they get catty one night and one gets jealous of the other and kills her off….just to make the Hilton sisters a little more interesting…even though I’m pretty sure their time in the limelight is over…you know that happens with 30th birthdays…guys start feeling questionable when checking them out…cuz we have our own over 30 year old women in our life…give us the 20 year olds we’re not allowed to have to fantasize about…you know…

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Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind of Business Woman, when she was just a reserved piece of shit riding coattails….but that’s not what offends me…I am offended by her lack of a personal trainer, she has a responsibility being a socialite in the media, despite how much she’s into taking the backseat, because according to her body, and her beach apparel, she’s a dumpy sack of shit….sure she’s probably a size small, something you’d all want to be if you were a woman in theory, something that makes her think all is OK, but not all size smalls are a good size small, cuz she’s a sloppy mess.

We call her kind Slim Fats and here is the slim fat on the beach.

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I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it….

While this dumpy birdface bitch would follow her around, not say too much, kinda just shadow her sister so that she could take the high road, even though she was just as trashy, slutty, disgusting, but she never really exploiting herself for attention or did anything fun and always seemed like the latch on who was miserable to be around, just the cunt in the corner who looks like she’s Andy Dick with a sour face…all sucking on lemons and shit…

Well her are her pics of her dumpy vagina sucking on pants…

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I’ve always Nicky Hilton’s body. I’m sure that’s had a huge impact on her everyday life, you know hitting the gym, buying the right spanx and jeans, studying herself in the mirror wondering if all the hard work, money and time that went into her revamping her look would get my approval, you know since I have a totally insignificant website no one ever reads…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a shitty body and a budget to fix it if she really wanted to. I don’t get how someone seemingly skinny, can look so fucking sloppy, I’m talking her dumpy ass hanging off her bones, like some kind of muscular disorder that doesn’t allow the bitch to tone the fuck up….It’s insane…but I guess in her defense, at least she’s not Paris Hilton…cuz even if bitch rolled out in a wheel chair, attached to a bag to shit in, wearing a helmet so she doesn’t bang her head into the wall compulsively like some kind of retard, she’d still be the sister the family is most proud of, provided they got their Yuppie rich kid heads out of the bag of coke they still dabble in while the kids are out making sex tapes….A family of trash living off one man’s successes…I’m sure that Hilton empire founder would be proud of how shitty his genetics are. FOLLOW ME

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Even though she’s trying as hard as she can, Nicky Hilton is still not hot. Bitch could be rocking white cotton panties soaked thru with pussy juice while counting her trust fund in her vault muttering legit offers of the good life with my cock down her eager throat, I’m talking contracts in hand, ready to sign me over as her financial partner while getting sucked off by her and I’d still be trying to figure out why I think she’s average at best…but I’m easily bought…and I mean really easily bought…so her shitty looks wouldn’t stop me…but since she’s famous, I feel it is essential to point the shit out…

Her jeans are ridiculous, I know she’s trying to be sexy, sure it’s an improvement to what we’ve seen of her in the really boring and conservative, wide-hipped past, but painting a broken down car doesn’t make it anything but a broken down car….and when you need to get from point “A” to point “B”…sometimes a broken down car can come in handy….if you know what I mean….

Here are her pics…

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I find Nicky Hilton one of the uglier shaped bitches who walks around Hollywood ans gets her picture taken like she fucking matters, even though she never made a sex tape, or had a TV show, or really did anything worth noticing, other than be born into the Hilton Garden Suites family, and having a weird attention seeking sister who I’d rather see naked…

She’s got some bad genetics that make her skinny, weird shaped, lower legs look like one is longer than the other, you know like the retard who had first cousins for parents you used to go to school with, and her upper leg and ass is some kind of sloppy shit attached to some weak looking skinny shit, confusing the fuck out of me, but compelling me to post it, cuz it’s in tight pants, to just further the discussion about what the fuck is going on here and how shitty does it probably look naked, if you know what I mean…

I guess this just goes to show you that money can’t buy you a normal shaped body…

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As much as I hate Paris Hilton for being useless fucking scum of the earth who had the opportunity to do anything in life, but instead chose to try to be famous and in the media for nothing, and as cheesy and obvious as I find her….I think Nicky Hilton is way worse.

She is this weird, boring, latch on who attends all the events, who has a shitty body, and a face I just want to punch and not in a sexual way, becuase there’s just no substance to her….not that Paris has substance, other than a few substances used to manage her herpes, but at least there’s a personality and not just some sour faced cunt who is making me fucking sleepy.

Either way, she was in a bikini and luckily, she was covering up…

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Nicky Hilton isn’t fun. She never really got naked in public and just lived off her trust fund, pretended to be serious and starteed businesses, and pretty much followed her sister around, looking more like a personal assistant than someone with equal capabilities, and when you’re talking about Paris Hilton, not having equal capabilities is pretty fucking depressing….especially when you’re also less interesting, less attractive, have less of a body, and look like shit from far and shit from close…

I am convinced Nicky rocks the same herpes as Paris cuz Paris is a bully and a cunt and probably feels like she can’t have something bad while Nicky goes on living clean, in her sick mind, it’s only fair in her sick mind for both of them to be polluted in the pussy, so she pranked her the last 5 years by rubbing her cunt on Nicky’s clean panty drawer every chance she got, and when that didn’t work she’d just fucked her boyfriends behind her back, cuz that’s just the kind of quality sister Paris Hilton is…

Here is Nicky Hilton in some shitty bikini pics….

Pics via Bauer

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