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2007

29

Oct

I am – Paris Hilton Does Halloween of the Day

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I was at some Halloween jam last night. I don’t really remember much about it because that’s what happens when I drink. I think it has something to do with the older I get the stupider I get or some shit, but that’s probably a good thing. I was actually pretty disappointed in the costumes, there weren’t as many vagina slips on my face as I expected, but I did get stuck talking to some dude about junk food for half the night and couldn’t escape. He was going on and on about how he distributes junk food and he was a nice guy. I had to tell him that I had to go look for pussy and as much as I look like a fat guy who loves junk food, I am really a fat guy who likes creeping hot sluts in costumes out.

It’s nice to see that the creative process that Paris and Nicky went through in coming up with these costumes was a matter of walking into a sex shop and choosing whichever costume spoke to them. I am a lot more into whores who can at least come up with something inspired with the whore clothes they have lying around and it’s safe to say that Paris would have been a lot more ironic if she went out as a herpes scab, but I guess she realizes that I am the only person who finds herps scabs hot.

Paris as a Sexy Sail-Whore

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Paris as a Naughty Alice in Wonderland

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2007

14

Sep

I am – Nicky Hilton Shorts of the Day

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I find it weird that Nicky Hilton is from the same family as Paris. I am thinking that one of them is adopted or a product of the slutty mom slutting out with the pool boy or some shit and the dad didn’t want to draw negative attention to the family so he just took her on as his own because she wasn’t as fucking embarrassing as Paris was. You would think that since they are from the same vagina and the same home and had the same nannies raise them that they would both be public attention craving whores, but I’ve never seen Nicky Hilton fuck on camera and I feel like I should have by now and that makes me feel left out. Maybe it all stems from the fact that the parents gave her a normal name and didn’t name her after the dad’s favorite stripper….because anyone I’ve ever met named Paris has let me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song or less.

Either way, the one thing they do seem to have in common is a fucking ego as Nicky rocks a belt with the letter H on it for Hilton. That’s almost the same thing as me getting a tattoo that says “DrunkenStepfather.com” on it, only way different because my site isn’t as luxurious as a moderately priced hotel chain.

Either way, here are some pics of Nicky as slutty as she gets, showin a little bra strap in shorts…

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2007

31

Aug

I am – Paris Hilton and Her Sister Partying of the Day

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I went to a bar the other night because I like getting drunk. I sat in the corner and drank my face off because the drinks were cheap and that’s what I do. ON the dancefloor there was a bitch who was doing the Paris Hilton. Now I don’t know if you guys know what the Paris Hilton is, but it’s a distinct fucking Bow-Legged stance dance that younger girls picked up by watching The Simple Life or visiting Perez Hilton. Anyway, this hot model lookin’ bitch is doing the Paris Hilton and to her right was this scraggly bitch with extensions falling out of her hair, a leopard print bra was hangin out of her shirt and short shorts jacked up her ass. So you have this tall thin hot model doing the Paris Hilton and her little ratty friend trying to get attention to make-up for her obvious shortcomings by rubbing her cunt up against the speaker and there I am thinking that I just experienced the very local Simple Life with girls I’d rather fuck. Reality is that the model will probably develop a drug addiction and her only gigs will be at the local supermarket handing out tampon samples and the rat will end up knocked up with some black baby who she doesn’t know who the father is, but these bitches will still be less useless to the world than the real Simple Lie. I would have bought them a drink to celebrate but figured why bother, I’d rather use my limited budget on myself, drink special or not and they don’t need drinks they were already jacked on Meth….

Here are some pictures of Paris and her useless sister dancing up at some club in some place recently….

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2007

11

May

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Ass in Spandex of the Day

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There are reasons I would love to go to the gym to work out and those reasons are pretty fucking simple. Girls get dressed in spandex because I assume it makes them run faster on the treadmill while all the fucking meathead dudes lift weights behind them. I knew a guy who would get on a machine that was in front of the mat’s where the chicks would do their ass exercises or squats or some shit and dude would just park himself on that thing all day. He’d always brag to us how amazing a healthy life was because of the amount of hot ass he saw, but none of us ever listened. I just put on my shorts because summer is here, and they don’t fucking fit me anymore, like I grew out of them our some shit and they have an elastic waistband, making me have dreams that I actually cared enough to do something about it at a gym where hot bitches squat of me all day. Maybe it will happen one day….

That day seems to already have come for Nicky Hilton, I guess in preperation of her sister being in jail, Nicky’s decided to take her place as the party slut in the public eye, like the runner up at a beauty contest, only this beauty contest isn’t for pretty people, it’s for Hiltons….or maybe now that Paris is too pre-occupied going to jail, she hasn’t been able to distract Nicky from getting to the gym and being the hotter sister, like she has the last 8 years by convincing her to eat donuts instead of doing crunches…That’s just Paris’ way…

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2007

11

May

I am – Nicky Hilton's Ass in Spandex of the Day

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There are reasons I would love to go to the gym to work out and those reasons are pretty fucking simple. Girls get dressed in spandex because I assume it makes them run faster on the treadmill while all the fucking meathead dudes lift weights behind them. I knew a guy who would get on a machine that was in front of the mat’s where the chicks would do their ass exercises or squats or some shit and dude would just park himself on that thing all day. He’d always brag to us how amazing a healthy life was because of the amount of hot ass he saw, but none of us ever listened. I just put on my shorts because summer is here, and they don’t fucking fit me anymore, like I grew out of them our some shit and they have an elastic waistband, making me have dreams that I actually cared enough to do something about it at a gym where hot bitches squat of me all day. Maybe it will happen one day….

That day seems to already have come for Nicky Hilton, I guess in preperation of her sister being in jail, Nicky’s decided to take her place as the party slut in the public eye, like the runner up at a beauty contest, only this beauty contest isn’t for pretty people, it’s for Hiltons….or maybe now that Paris is too pre-occupied going to jail, she hasn’t been able to distract Nicky from getting to the gym and being the hotter sister, like she has the last 8 years by convincing her to eat donuts instead of doing crunches…That’s just Paris’ way…

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Nicky Hilton is the Good Lookin’ Sister of the Day…

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I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier pile of shit, you’re going to go with the one that doesn’t have any blood in it. Nicky Hilton is the wholesome sister who probably has a seedy past, because that’s just the way sister’s are but she didn’t do it on camera for all of us to witness, so I am going to have to say that she’s the pile of shit without the blood….

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Nicky Hilton is the Good Lookin' Sister of the Day…

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I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier pile of shit, you’re going to go with the one that doesn’t have any blood in it. Nicky Hilton is the wholesome sister who probably has a seedy past, because that’s just the way sister’s are but she didn’t do it on camera for all of us to witness, so I am going to have to say that she’s the pile of shit without the blood….

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Panty Ass of the Day

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The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her to show the world her junk.

I used to have a fantasy of having 2 sisters at the same time, it was a pretty fucking common fantasy at the time and slutty fake titty blond twins everywhere started getting naked together, not that I ever got to capitalize on it, other than jerkin’ off a few times to it.

Either way, I always thought that banging your twin was okay because it was more like masturbation and not so much like incest. The problem is the only twins you can land a 3 some with are usually addicted to crack or have some other fucked up issues that makes trying to fuck them way too annoying….

Siblings fucking reminds me of my Iranian friend who just turned 60. He went back to Iran to visit his family and ended up marrying his 30 year old cousin. When he got back here here told me how he wanted to have 12 kids with her. I guess dudes who marry their cousin’s don’t realize that having babies with them means breeding retards…

I know that breeding retards comes from incest because this chick Jenny in my high school lost her virginity to her brother, they would fuck all the fucking time and no one really knew about it. She eventually got knocked up, because that’s what happens when people fuck their brothers everynight for a year when they are 15 and had the baby. She never admitted to her parents who the daddy was but when it came out with one eye and 4 legs, they knew….

The only exciting thing about a sister who fucks her brother is that it usually means she’s desperate enough to fuck you, at least that’s the story I heard…..

Just look at the Nicky Hilton Ass pics….Asshole…

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Nicky Hilton's Panty Ass of the Day

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The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her to show the world her junk.

I used to have a fantasy of having 2 sisters at the same time, it was a pretty fucking common fantasy at the time and slutty fake titty blond twins everywhere started getting naked together, not that I ever got to capitalize on it, other than jerkin’ off a few times to it.

Either way, I always thought that banging your twin was okay because it was more like masturbation and not so much like incest. The problem is the only twins you can land a 3 some with are usually addicted to crack or have some other fucked up issues that makes trying to fuck them way too annoying….

Siblings fucking reminds me of my Iranian friend who just turned 60. He went back to Iran to visit his family and ended up marrying his 30 year old cousin. When he got back here here told me how he wanted to have 12 kids with her. I guess dudes who marry their cousin’s don’t realize that having babies with them means breeding retards…

I know that breeding retards comes from incest because this chick Jenny in my high school lost her virginity to her brother, they would fuck all the fucking time and no one really knew about it. She eventually got knocked up, because that’s what happens when people fuck their brothers everynight for a year when they are 15 and had the baby. She never admitted to her parents who the daddy was but when it came out with one eye and 4 legs, they knew….

The only exciting thing about a sister who fucks her brother is that it usually means she’s desperate enough to fuck you, at least that’s the story I heard…..

Just look at the Nicky Hilton Ass pics….Asshole…

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