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2017

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Sheer Pants Panty Flash of the Day

Miley Cyrus wore a pair of sheer pants to some bullshit radio event – because she’s a whore for the radio people – they are the only people who play her fucking songs – and pollute our lives with the smut she puts out….so she has to keep them happy.

Seriously, even locally, IHeartRadio owns pretty much every fucking radio station, and that’s in a small Candian city alone, they clearly have the USA on lockdown and thus when they do an event, or when the execs have a party, you know MILEY is right there ready to be the dancing monkey hooker they all piss on…cuz she needs them…

So Iheart had a festival, makes sense since they are a radio station across America and all these asshole stars pretty much work for them…and Miley was there…in the sheer pants that are essentially all the rage now – because young people need other body parts to show off, since nipples are played out….

This would have been magical if she was smart enough to wear no panties…but she wore panties…so here’s the best she brought now that she’s trying to clean up her act, blame weed on her wildness, and secure a long career in country rather than asshole spreading tumblr ripping scam…

Not the best times, but good enough times, in a world that is the worst.

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2017

19

Sep

Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day

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In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in…

Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them…

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2017

25

Aug

New Nude Miley Nude of the Day

This is a new pic of Miley Cyrus naked for some David LaChapelle, respected concept photographer, videomaker, person you’ll remember for doing some of the hotter videos when music videos matter….it’s for his book…we’ve all seen her naked, seen her peeing, seen her wild, got bored of her, listened to her lie that she’s changed thanks to quitting weed, then watched her continue to self promote naked – because it works…no one cares about her damn songs..we like skinny girl titties yo…….

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2017

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus Love Story of the Day

I don’t know if these Miley Peeing pics are part of her new Album art….

But I thought she had gone straight in her new album, back with her fiance, quit that devil’s weed, ready to focus on a long lasting country career, now that she’s left the devil’s grip, and can be re-marketed to the Christians of the south who are very forgiving…and still buy CDs…

You know, keep it about the music man, not about her acting ridiculous…But it’s boring, the videos are boring, the angle boring, when we’ve seen her naked and amazing throughout her last album, where she became some kind of TUMBLR free the nipple, always naked, look at her bush, girl….it was everyday – nude Miley somewhere and I liked it, even if I didn’t believe any of it and knew it was all contrived..she’s a disney kid..

So leak some nudes…at least they are these LEAKED NUDES COMPLETE WITH VAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION SCARS / BLEEDING

But these pics where Miley Cyrus, or someone who looks like Miley taking a leak in what people are saying are some leaked pics of her leaking – but that could just be a leak in the story and the real deal is this is just marketing…

If it’s not Miley behind it, I assume are just strategic pics released by Stella Maxwell to endorse Stella Maxwell, because that seems to be her hustle from obscure hipster modeel to A-Lister now with Kristen Stewart who is probably out there finding kids to adopt and raise in their lesbian home or some shit….all due to strategic positioning of herself based on leveraging people like Miley Cyrus – to make her “relevant”…

The truth is, these may not even be Miley or Stella Maxwell and it is all just fake-news or clickbait…but as someone who likes watching girls pee…whoever the girl is…I’m down…

I guess if her legal team come at me, I’ll know it is her for sure, but we’ve seen her naked from all angles, I would assume she doesn’t give a fuck who sees these, since we’ve seen it all..and since they were from her damn phone…like don’t blame me for your negligence in your content / photos / etc…I’m just following the right tumblr accounts yo.

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2017

03

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Cosmo of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is in Cosmo, pushing her new country album, because she already did the whole hipster pop album and succeeded because the general public are morons who buy into anything they are fed or told to like…and because she was strategic and naked and using all the tricks you see the instagram hookers using – but on a Disney Budget…and it worked, it made me like her and her bush….that she pulled out all the time like some crazed feminist…

Then she quit the weed, and made it a public statement that weed made her creative and wild, but she wanted to be more serious in her art, and go back to country roots because that pile of cash she made wasn’t enough for her, and country is sustainable, those hick fans are forgiving, of GOD, and still buy CDs…it’s the only market any singer should be into…

But she still needs to keep things a little edgy, using Ellen Von Unwerth, because even the country God Fearing people like leotards and slutty things…just look at all those child pageants from the south…weird.

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2017

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini Top with her Weird Busty Stage Mom of the Day

The most interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is not that she’s some hipster shape shifting weirdo who went off the deep end and became this colorful real life tumblr account thanks to her management…positioning it as her finding herself…when really it was her finding an angle to market herself…because weed doesn’t turn people into NEON loving new-hippies naked and living the MEME life…it’s just weed…but interesting angle…considering how many records it sold, how much money it made, before she scaled the fuck back and turned normal, with just a few weirdo tattoos to remind her of the day she scammed her fans…because she’s a vapid Disney kid and all they know is how to be dancing monkeys that get paid…

The interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her mom, who looks like a strip club waitress, or stripper, that got knocked up a month or two after Achy Breaky Heart was released and who stuck the fuck around and rode it out as hard as she could with Billy Ray because he brought the good life…and she had commodities to raise…

Hanna Montana yo…she’s got the EARNER money Making Pussy…from getting rich dude cum in it, to making rich girls with that cum…briliant…

Well, they are togetehr in Malibu…Miley in a Bikini top because it’s summer and she’s fit and looking’ good…and Mom in a T-shirt with her fake tits…also looking good because if she didn’t Billy Ray, who likely fucks other trashy girls, it’s the Southern rich trash way….living the AMerican Dream.

Here she is doing YOGA…EROTIC…

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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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2017

11

May

Miley Cyrus’ Rebrand of the Day

A reminder that all things in Hollywood are bullshit…..

I never bought into her hipster, outrageous, always naked, being obscene and vulgar, I knew she was just a puppet selling out to the crowd because these idiots are all about money…making money…never enough money…

I know she’s pretending she’s an artist, maybe her being single was the what made her go crazy….

She is in a bikini the whole video, and it’s just not as edgy, hot, interesting, weird as it once was…she actually looks sloppy and like she’s given up….which I guess she has…

There’s a bit of cameltoe which is what I like to reduce self involved songs and lazy videos…to…

Look out for the CAMELTOE and mute this shit….unless you want to hear her sing to her fiance about wriitng songs next to him…lazy…garbage…nonsense…

I listen to old country music…a lot…and this isn’t country…this is a hollywood raised Disney kid pretending to be Country while singing about how entitled she is.

Fuck that NOISE…MUTE

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2017

04

May

Miley Cyrus Makes a Comeback of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be a full of shit, poser, hipster being edgy….Disney kid, just pulling off nonsense to try to sell product, mocking what was going on in the world…and re-branding the candy-coated version of it…

But she still showed her tits, and bush, and all that other stuff to connect with her fns, to be edgy, to send some message and it influenced a lot of young girls to follow her lead and get topless, and naked and grow bush – my favorite – while being edgy, or bringing an aesthetic to the mainstream that was a little sleazy, a little porn, a little creep…all colorful and magical….

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2017

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rumored Leaked Nudes But We’ve Already Seen Her Nude of the Day

I don’t know if these are leaked Miley Cyrus pics, or if they are even of Miley Cyrus, because they say they are from 2016, meaning I already posted them, and more importantly, if they are of Miley Cyrus, they are probably more likely part of her album promotion, or tour promotion, and not any scandal that would upset her…since her whole marketing to get her fiance back, to prove she wasn’t some candy coated Disney Chick…was getting naked on her last tour…and it was relevant, current, and it inspired alot of girls to follow her lead and get naked for that…

So if anything, this is a tribute to the Miley that was, the fun Miley even if it was all an act…bring her and her bush back – cuz I fucking love bush.

There is nothing real scandalous here..too bad…but I like it.

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2017

06

Mar

Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull..

Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway..

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2016

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus for Christmas of the Day

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Here’s a funny story, Miley Cyrus, a corporately sponsored dancing puppet owned by the Disney Corporation, who is constantly promoting brands, running campaigns, selling merch and product…feels that Christmas is excessively greedy, and materialistic, and should be spent giving the gift of love, and by love she means download all her christmas songs for 1 dollar each on itunes, because her and her team get to keepy 66 cents of each download, and if you get 1,000,000 downloads on Christmas, that’s 666,666 dollars…in one day…so that she can continue to not be materialistic or promote bullshit you don’t need…like the dancing puppet she is…


Call me the grinch but “Christmas” always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed… I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don’t get everything they wished for due to life’s unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same!

These people are fucking delusional…from their big old houses with rooms they don’t use….gotta spend that money somewhere…right…

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2016

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit…

But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face.

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2016

23

Nov

Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day

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It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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2016

24

Oct

Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

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When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut…

No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist.

Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet..

One more time…

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