If you don’t remember two days ago, that was the event Miley put on pasties to walk the runway for, even though her tits are so small, pasties are more like a shirt to her…She’s a high concept hipster artist now …

Well, there was an afterparty, and at that after party, Miley decided to rape someone’s face, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a broken, famous, starlet, who has been in this world her whole life thanks to her joke of her father and the woman he knocked up 2 weeks into his fame…

Fame comes with distress, inner torment, insecurity, ego, insanity…that’s why they all end up on drugs or in rehab, they aren’t normal people, they crave attention…and I guess here’s Miley doin’ just that…and I’m not hating it..

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I saw some of these pics last week, it was pretty much known Miley was going to be naked in the magazine, but I don’t think the world cared and after seeing her tits, I don’t think anyone cares because these nipples are fucking everywhere….and despite still thinking nipples are great, the whole thing is not that exciting anymore…the internet ruined porn…and now our fetishes are designed to be way weirder than just getting off to a tween star turned slut…

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Miley Cyrus is doing some fashion week bullshit…and she’s doing it in pasties with what looks like a vile rash…something You are probably used to, since all your girls have dirty fucking rashes…

Her outfit involves playing up her “Rave” culture nonsense…that I’d like to think she knows nothing about because I used to go to raves in the early 90s, they were the only place I was allowed to drink until 10 am, while all these underage assholes on MDMA massaged each other, dressed like clowns, smelling like shit…in an era when these DJs made 100 dollars a night…

But what the fuck do you need to know about rave culture, it’s hardly a culture, and more a place idiots get high dancing to stupid music, whether it’s mainstream and DJS make a 100,000 dollars a night at festivals or not…it just means more idiots..dressed like idiots..being idiots…

What I guess we can learn from this outfit is that there sometimes, breast can be small enough, that pasties are more of a shirt

Proof:

Here’s her ass

TO SEE ALL THE PASTIES AND RASH PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine. People seem to care. I don’t really understand why, maybe it is because she is still considered an it girl and relevant, maybe it is because her socially media is a fucking cluster fuck of her looking like a pile of shit, or maybe it is because V Magazine has a good PR team…but all I know is that I want to see the rest of the pictures, because I’m hoping she’s naked in them. You know, since fashion is about nudity and since Miley’s already naked all over the internet.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, so this is just a boring fucking teaser..but I don’t have hobbies…so this is all the low level excitement I need.

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Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot…

That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…

Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…

She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.

It’s all a fucking scam…

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Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there…

She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton.

Here she is taking a shit…

Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…

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Miley Cyrus posted this video of her, in the dark, saying “About To Get High As Fuck”….because that’s what Miley Cyrus does…and I think it’s probably not a very good influence on retard kids who are clearly retards because they look up to her.

I am not saying getting high is bad, I am saying getting high because Miley gets high is bad, and you know that somewhere out there, 12 year old girls are railing lines of MDMA they stole from their sister…cuz Miley did it..

I was much more into celebrity in a time when they were doing more Cocaine than the Mexican drug cartel transporting it…but were doing PSAs on drugs being bad…it was this perfect level of hypocrisy because Christian America frowned on bad behavior, making when people did bad behaviour, a hell of a lot more fucking fun…

Now it’s like Miley does it, so I don’t want to do it….kind of thing…and the people who shouldn’t be doing are doing it…

It’s the hip hop, internet generation of putting it all out there, but I prefer if what she’s putting out there is her vagina in videos on mute…than this hick chuckle shit that takes directly to my core…in a bad way…

All this to say. Miley is the devil and represents the fall of society…here she is GLAMPING. I like her friend’s tits.

If you want to see her in a see through dress showing panty – it’s boring – but worth the click – CLICK HERE

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I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing….

So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies in front of a dirty mirror in semi-sheer dress…with a little flash of a little tit…but I am thinking that maybe you can…because you are a pervert and actually into this shit. I just do it for the millions of dollars, the private jets, and the hookers…they just haven’t happened yet.

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Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up…

The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position.

This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…

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