Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine. People seem to care. I don’t really understand why, maybe it is because she is still considered an it girl and relevant, maybe it is because her socially media is a fucking cluster fuck of her looking like a pile of shit, or maybe it is because V Magazine has a good PR team…but all I know is that I want to see the rest of the pictures, because I’m hoping she’s naked in them. You know, since fashion is about nudity and since Miley’s already naked all over the internet.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, so this is just a boring fucking teaser..but I don’t have hobbies…so this is all the low level excitement I need.

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Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot…

That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…

Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…

She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.

It’s all a fucking scam…

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Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there…

She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton.

Here she is taking a shit…

Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…

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Miley Cyrus posted this video of her, in the dark, saying “About To Get High As Fuck”….because that’s what Miley Cyrus does…and I think it’s probably not a very good influence on retard kids who are clearly retards because they look up to her.

I am not saying getting high is bad, I am saying getting high because Miley gets high is bad, and you know that somewhere out there, 12 year old girls are railing lines of MDMA they stole from their sister…cuz Miley did it..

I was much more into celebrity in a time when they were doing more Cocaine than the Mexican drug cartel transporting it…but were doing PSAs on drugs being bad…it was this perfect level of hypocrisy because Christian America frowned on bad behavior, making when people did bad behaviour, a hell of a lot more fucking fun…

Now it’s like Miley does it, so I don’t want to do it….kind of thing…and the people who shouldn’t be doing are doing it…

It’s the hip hop, internet generation of putting it all out there, but I prefer if what she’s putting out there is her vagina in videos on mute…than this hick chuckle shit that takes directly to my core…in a bad way…

All this to say. Miley is the devil and represents the fall of society…here she is GLAMPING. I like her friend’s tits.

If you want to see her in a see through dress showing panty – it’s boring – but worth the click – CLICK HERE

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I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing….

So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies in front of a dirty mirror in semi-sheer dress…with a little flash of a little tit…but I am thinking that maybe you can…because you are a pervert and actually into this shit. I just do it for the millions of dollars, the private jets, and the hookers…they just haven’t happened yet.

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Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up…

The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position.

This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…

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Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed…

Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot..

I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

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Miley Cyrus tricked her friends into getting matching tattoos as her…because when you are Miley Cyrus, you can make anyone in your inner circle do anything, because they fear being ousted by her and replaced with some other suck up loser who is just so happy to be friends with Miley Cyrus, because she’s a huge star, and by association, that makes them a huge star, I mean and even if it doesn’t it still gets them lots of instagram followers, and great instagram opportunities, like of the private jets they fly on, backstage and in the hotel room, all expenses paid to party with her, and all you have to do is what she says, like permanently branding her dog on your tit…

I mean you’d probably do the same thing if it meant staying in hotels you don’t pay for, instead of the trailer park you call home…it’s a small trade off, unless you’re like me and you find everything Miley, except for maybe pics of Miley, totally intolerable…

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You have to look at Miley and then look at Miley’s dad…and do the math…..

So Miley was born November 1992.

Achey Breaky, which is what put Billy Ray on the map as released January 1992.

So motherfucker was two months in, maybe even one month into the whole being famous as fuck touring game when he knocked her stripper mom up.

So you can assume a white trash country singing sell out, and the type of woman he attracts, when thrown a lot of money, will raise their kids horrible.

There is no doubt in my mind that groupie Trish Cyrus, was just like all other groupies, only smart enough to not use a condom, because it sure was better to have a rich hick with money, than work giving lap dances…

I can just tell by her tattoo that Miley posted on her instagram….of Trashy Stripper Mommy in a bikini…

I guess this makes me an investigative journalist…

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