Miley Cyrus is the fucking best and I don’t fucking know why…she looks like a muppet with a below average face but the fact that she’s rich, skinny, and dresses like a teenage dream, totally overpowers all that is wrong about her, from her cunt behavior, to her crooked inbred eyes….I just hope she’s tricking teens everywhere to be more like her…cuz life without a new generation of sluts is a life I am not sure is worth living…

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Sea punk is some weirdness I’ve accidentally walked into at bars that are like goth, hippie, hipster weirdos with street punk hairstyles, outfits from the future, men who look like women and women who look like men, that I guess has trickled down into Miley’s hollywood, candy coated world, and that she’s channeled in her own style that everyone is falling in love with, and that I only care about cuz it involves legs, shorts tights, see through shirts and a fit young skinny body I want to K-Fed….

She’s amazing…

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Miley Cyrus is in little shorts with short hair…and I would fuck lick those motherfuckers so fucking hard that my saliva makes them dissolve off her….cuz she’s gone fit and stylish and posts pics of herself in ways that make me forget the bobble headed cunt from Disney who was raped on many levels to become a billion dollar brand, ruining a generation of girls like she was Katy Perry or Lady Gaga…the modern day Hitlers…and allows me to focus on what is important…her hot, fit little body……that makes me want her to wear my mouth as a diaper….just to get close….She’s good.

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Some dude hit me up to let me know or to ask my opinion about Miley cutting her hair, and I am glad that my legacy, or what people think I care about or know about Miley Cyrus getting a fucking ridiculous black hipster shaved sci/fi haircut, because I don’t care about any bitch’s hair style, I’m too busy staring at her ass, tits or plotting how I’m gonna stare at her ass or tits which takes up more than enough energy than bothering to track her salon visits…

That said, she looks hot to me, even without showing off her body, cuz I know what her body looks like, but would look hotter with 3 inches of semen shaped into a slut helmet on her head….but then again, so would all girls.

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Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow….

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I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit…

Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…

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I am unfortunately hooked on Miley Cyrus. Like a tween girl 5 years ago, only far more perverted, I track her every move. I don’t go to her concerts, or sing her songs, or have her posters on my wall, I just look at the pictures she produces, with her thin young body, and realize she’s got so much more to offer than low quality, commercial grade, garbage that brain washes kids, like a tight little body she shows off on the internet, which is really some of her best fucking work.

Here she is getting her hair done, which is apparently a new fetish I am officially into now that I’ve been introduced to it, watch out hair salons around the city, I’ll be coming on your window soon….and as I do with so much wrong with our youth…you can Blame Miley for it….

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Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…

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The most depressing thing about these pics is not that she isn’t showing her nipples. but is instead showing her back, because let’s face it, Miley doesn’t have to post nude yet, or really even ever, because she is set of life and the day she does pose nude, it won’t bee about the money, but about the glory that comes with the attention you get when you pose nude….you see cuz bitches never pose nude at their peak…they always pose nude when they have fallen off both physically or emotionally or mentally….

The most depressing thing about these pics, is that I know they are old cuz she is blonde now…

I’m just gonna go kill myself, or catch up on my Teen Beat reading….I haven’t decided yet..

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Miley Cyrus is good at Instagram…if she keeps this up…she’ll probably get noticed…I mean sure she is Miley Cyrus, famous as shit, fans coming out of her ass, guys wanting to cum in her ass….but isn’t getting noticed the only reason bitches post pics of themselves on the internet making hot faces…setting up shots…posing….it is not like they are putting up pics of them looking disgusting….it is like bikinis and cleavage every fucking day on this shit….I am surprised people are shooting up theaters and not having sex with them from the giant boners they have all day logging into fucking facebook….it is not a bad thing…in fact…it is amazing…

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