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2012

13

Aug

Miley Cyrus Has New Hair of the Day

Some dude hit me up to let me know or to ask my opinion about Miley cutting her hair, and I am glad that my legacy, or what people think I care about or know about Miley Cyrus getting a fucking ridiculous black hipster shaved sci/fi haircut, because I don’t care about any bitch’s hair style, I’m too busy staring at her ass, tits or plotting how I’m gonna stare at her ass or tits which takes up more than enough energy than bothering to track her salon visits…

That said, she looks hot to me, even without showing off her body, cuz I know what her body looks like, but would look hotter with 3 inches of semen shaped into a slut helmet on her head….but then again, so would all girls.

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