I posted these Miley Cyrus No Bra pictures last night….I didn’t realize that there was no bra in the pics…I was just trying to hype her up in the last 3 months of being illegal, so that she really makes her shit go nuts and naked and really exploits sex to leave behind a lot of jerk off material for generations to come, in the event that this is the last of her and she fades into no where like she was Jojo Levesque and every other disney trash slut who didn’t last much bast her 18th birthday….

So here are a bunch of other pictures of her showing off the fact that she really knows the celeb hustle….and she’s going to carry us into her being legal gracefully enough to make Billy Ray and the Disney Execs proud they taught her how to deep throat before her throat was even fully grown….

I don’t know what that means.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley is not quite 18 yet so she still get you all excited and all she really has to do is show off a little shoulder skin and leg and you’re spent. That’s all we fucking need from her and it is all because she is under 18….but I do have faith that her 18th birthday will not do what Demi Lovato’s did to her…and that Miley has the right amount of fame hungry and knowledge of how to sex things up enough to push boundaries and stay relevant…but I guess that doesn’t matter, cuz we still have some criminal time with her that we might as well take in as much as we can cuz they all grow up so fast…don’t they…you sick fuck….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Since it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus and the entertainment she’s brought the last 6 months since she decided to sex herself up as hard as she can to detach herself from her Disney Image, even though some of the dirtiest sex she ever had was in the Disney Offices….but I’d also like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday because I know it’ll be a turning point for her, where she either gets more hardcore and naked like the slut she’s trying to market herself as…or people will lose interest in her cuz she’s legal and not all that hot without the taboo of jerking off to her cuz it’s illegal…and we’ll move onto other under 18 year olds….leaving her alone, rejected, desperate for attention and dipping into her savings….leaving her willing to do anything and everything to get that feeling of being on the top of the world back and both outcomes sound good to me…so that’s why I’m giving thanks to Miley…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I wonder what Miley is gonna do when she turns 18…..I don’t mean how is she gonna get more hardcore and sexual than this…it’s just that when you market yourself like this when you aren’t 18….part of the hype is that you aren’t 18….meaning when she turns 18…she might as well be dead…I’m sure her and Billy Ray will figure it out….

So here she is in her panties, mild dyking out….perfect for her 11-14 year old fanbase to grow up properly enough to land a lot of men in prison for breaking sex offender laws for taking their slutty teen lead….

On a side note, I love that this was sent to me by a grown man, who is up to speed on Miley’s latest news…fucking weirdness…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I’m pretty sure she has you right where she wants you…The power youth has on a nation that isn’t allowed to have sex with youth…it totally astounding. It’s like bitches should be getting fake IDs made to say they are 16, when they are really 20, to get the dudes they meet off proper, but more importantly to get ahead, cuz that is the winning formula..It totally amazes me, I mean it doesn’t really, but I am just saying that to prevent lawsuits….The fact that Miley’s got woman nipples that are capable of getting hard is wild…I think that mean she’s officially ripe and ready to eat….Or did that happen when she was old enough to follow this bitch’s lead and have her period on a spoon….who cares…here’s young nipple…I am drunk…and about to pass out…..amazed i managed to get this up with one letter at a time, closin’ one eye…goodtimes…we should do this more often…I’m talkign to you Miley…soon to be no longer 17 and I am excited to see where that takes her…and her pile of stupid money….TEEN NIPPLES….On a sidenote, I would hate to know how many people jerked off to these pics in the world….

Update:

I don’t know what that rant was about, it’s clear Miley is just a Young Innocent Girl beign Wholesome in public…Get your mind out of the gutter people….

Admit this post took you on a journey….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…

She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….

See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…

Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

You gotta give Miley’s hustle some credit. She knows exactly what the public wants. She knows exactly how to give them just enough so that they don’t think they are breaking laws that will get them arrested and she plays it off like it isn’t a big deal…because it isn’t really a big deal.
She actually probably gets off to the fact that people get off to her and is just fucking with them knowing that with an outfit like this comes a ton of attention. I’m not sold on her cuz she looks inbred and despite that making backwoods rape on a road trip with a man and his daughter in the 80s an experience to remember…I’m not sure if Miley’s one of those teenage pussies who will go on to be remembered when a new one steps in, sucks the right Disney Exec off and takes over….or if she will just be forgotten…but I am sure a lot of young girls are looking at these pics on their favorite Miley fan site begging their mom’s for sheer shirts and that’s gonna make things messy…especially for you, you pervert.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I may find Miley Cyrus boring, ugly, retarded and inbred looking…I may not be as into her as the weird guy who messaged me on AIM today talking about how her jerks off to pictures of his wife and her sisters when they were 14 on vacation and in bikinis….something apparently A LOT of dudes are into, when really they should just go for 18 – 20 year olds who look like they are young to feed that fetish, cuz the girls who are 18 – 20 are less annoying, much hotter and more capable and secure in the bedroom….not to mention they don’t get your pervert ass arrested or shot by angry fathers who find out their daughters have been sending you dirty pictures…all because you have no self control and a fetish that is destined to ruin you….

Don’t get me wrong, I like young girls, but really anyone under 25 is pretty fucking young to me. If you saw my wife and her sloppy pig body, anything is firm…..So for you perverts, trust me it is just best to avoid all girls under 18 at all times even if girls are sluttier younger and younger…thanks to people like Miley Cyrus….you need to let them grow into legal sluts on their own…with kids their own age…it is just not worth the headache….Trust me, 14 was legal here for years, now it is 16 and I still avoid that shit like it is cancer…cuz it can be just as fucking bad….just less interesting….

I gotta say, I do like Miley’s ability to slut out to get more attention for herself than she already has. She’s at the top and knows how to stay there….All this to say, she is a good leader for the 18 year olds of tomorrow…..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus