I know it probably feels like just yesterday that you were jerking off to late night episodes or your DVD collection of Hannah Montana, back when Miley was 14….

You and your pervert desires couldn’t be contained… but that impending dark cloud and fateful day that you knew was coming has finally come, and the end of your Miley masturbation is finally upon us, cuz there’s no bigger turn off to a pervert like you that when a bitch turns 18.

I am not sure what that’s going to do to Miley’s fanbase, but I am sure she’s already got a plan to step up and sex up her act now that she can legally get naked for us, instead of just cock tease us about it all to makeup for the lost perverts…Not to mention she’s a daughter going through a divorce…a key ingredient in a huge percent of girls craving serious attention.

That said, 4 days til Miley’s 18th Birthday. Good things to come to those of us who like our pussy to not get us arrested….and to those of you who love the risk…take in what may be the last pics of her at 17….

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I don’t think Miley was at Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s publicity stunt, what must have been a joke cuz it was a traditional Hindu wedding in India and both of them aren’t Hindu, this past weekend, I just think she equally has no respect for other faiths, because she’s a trashy self involved redneck celebrity, and that’s kinda what they do…

They have a lot of money and they just think they are allowed to mock anything, or make anything their own because they are rich and they can get away with it… because people are more excited they got married, what they were wearing and who was there than the context of their obnoxious marriage…

This would have really only been acceptable of this born again pig of a woman and her bullshit “comedian” of a boyfriend who is a bullshit ex heroin addice and bullshit ex sex addict because that bullshit helped launched his career were actually going through a drug induced revelation for this ill-decision, but they are too boring and obvious for that and I guess so is Miley….

On a much more critical sidenote, I just woke up and was dreaming of girls from High School…just not girls who went to highschool cuz they are all married and gross now…

Hello Day. Let’s hope my site works.

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You know the expression “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye”, well that applies to underage nudity…

You see I love making jokes about how Miley’s antics and marketing strategy is amazing because American’s love underage pussy cuz they can’t have underage pussy…it’s got something to do with the land of the free and home of the brave actually having no rights but thinking they do cuz they are told they do repeatedly….

I love saying how she’s going to influence a generation of 12 year olds to grow into their puberty years with a digital camera, a cell phone camera and a webcam capable of documenting the shit in the dirtiest way….but I say that to indirectly make Miley look bad….

Because it turns out that alot of underage girls are taking nude pictures of themselves and their boyfriends are posting them tot he internet and porn sites are getting their hands on it and marketing it as “amateur porn” and unsuspecting perverts assuming the girl is 18 and just look young end up jerking off to it, even downloading to their computer instantly becoming a Kiddie Porn peddler, without even fucking knowing it….leading to you getting arrested and charged as a sex offender all because some bratty teen girl thought producing the kiddie porn in the first place was fun, sexy, part of growing up faster, all because Miley and Kim Kardashian and other trash do it and get attention, even famous for it…while these girls just end up regretting it and hiring lawyers to come after everyone it has been in contact with….

So as fun as Miley being a slutty influence is in theory…it’s not so fun in practice…when it lands you behind bars for being a creep without even actually going out there and trying to be a creep intentionally…but instead are just feeding a fantasy Miley helped create…

All this to say, the sexualization of minors is illegal and Miley should be sent to prison.

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I posted these Miley Cyrus No Bra pictures last night….I didn’t realize that there was no bra in the pics…I was just trying to hype her up in the last 3 months of being illegal, so that she really makes her shit go nuts and naked and really exploits sex to leave behind a lot of jerk off material for generations to come, in the event that this is the last of her and she fades into no where like she was Jojo Levesque and every other disney trash slut who didn’t last much bast her 18th birthday….

So here are a bunch of other pictures of her showing off the fact that she really knows the celeb hustle….and she’s going to carry us into her being legal gracefully enough to make Billy Ray and the Disney Execs proud they taught her how to deep throat before her throat was even fully grown….

I don’t know what that means.

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Miley is not quite 18 yet so she still get you all excited and all she really has to do is show off a little shoulder skin and leg and you’re spent. That’s all we fucking need from her and it is all because she is under 18….but I do have faith that her 18th birthday will not do what Demi Lovato’s did to her…and that Miley has the right amount of fame hungry and knowledge of how to sex things up enough to push boundaries and stay relevant…but I guess that doesn’t matter, cuz we still have some criminal time with her that we might as well take in as much as we can cuz they all grow up so fast…don’t they…you sick fuck….

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Since it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus and the entertainment she’s brought the last 6 months since she decided to sex herself up as hard as she can to detach herself from her Disney Image, even though some of the dirtiest sex she ever had was in the Disney Offices….but I’d also like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday because I know it’ll be a turning point for her, where she either gets more hardcore and naked like the slut she’s trying to market herself as…or people will lose interest in her cuz she’s legal and not all that hot without the taboo of jerking off to her cuz it’s illegal…and we’ll move onto other under 18 year olds….leaving her alone, rejected, desperate for attention and dipping into her savings….leaving her willing to do anything and everything to get that feeling of being on the top of the world back and both outcomes sound good to me…so that’s why I’m giving thanks to Miley…

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I wonder what Miley is gonna do when she turns 18…..I don’t mean how is she gonna get more hardcore and sexual than this…it’s just that when you market yourself like this when you aren’t 18….part of the hype is that you aren’t 18….meaning when she turns 18…she might as well be dead…I’m sure her and Billy Ray will figure it out….

So here she is in her panties, mild dyking out….perfect for her 11-14 year old fanbase to grow up properly enough to land a lot of men in prison for breaking sex offender laws for taking their slutty teen lead….

On a side note, I love that this was sent to me by a grown man, who is up to speed on Miley’s latest news…fucking weirdness…

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Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…

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I’m pretty sure she has you right where she wants you…The power youth has on a nation that isn’t allowed to have sex with youth…it totally astounding. It’s like bitches should be getting fake IDs made to say they are 16, when they are really 20, to get the dudes they meet off proper, but more importantly to get ahead, cuz that is the winning formula..It totally amazes me, I mean it doesn’t really, but I am just saying that to prevent lawsuits….The fact that Miley’s got woman nipples that are capable of getting hard is wild…I think that mean she’s officially ripe and ready to eat….Or did that happen when she was old enough to follow this bitch’s lead and have her period on a spoon….who cares…here’s young nipple…I am drunk…and about to pass out…..amazed i managed to get this up with one letter at a time, closin’ one eye…goodtimes…we should do this more often…I’m talkign to you Miley…soon to be no longer 17 and I am excited to see where that takes her…and her pile of stupid money….TEEN NIPPLES….On a sidenote, I would hate to know how many people jerked off to these pics in the world….

Update:

I don’t know what that rant was about, it’s clear Miley is just a Young Innocent Girl beign Wholesome in public…Get your mind out of the gutter people….

Admit this post took you on a journey….

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