Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time….

But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time…

Good Hustle MIley!

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Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…

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I am not sure what’s going on with Miley. One one hand she’s wearing a pair of leather shorts over pantyhose like she’s the Asian girl I enjoyed watchinkg walk down the street…and on the other hand…her face is bloated as fuck. I’m wondering if it’s from over-eating…you know one too many millions of milkshakes to satisfy her broken home she blames herself for….you know emotionally sucking that shit down like my pig wife…or maybe it’s from dental surgery, but there’s no fun in that….so I’ll just think it’s from aging badly, you know her head just keeps growing and growing until puberty closes out, or even better that she’s just addicted to meds or drugs that make her swell…like cocaine or anti depressenants…I guess it could always be a medical condition…who fucking knows…maybe you have a better idea of what’s going on, I just know that at 18, she turned boring…I’m ready for an official breakdown…It’ll happen…I can tell…

On a sidenote, I’d totally fuck her mom’s groupie pussy if I was Billy Ray too….but I’d never fall in love with a groupie, cuz it’s their nature to move onto more important people….and when you’re Billy Ray, that’s an easy thing to have happen…not that I have those problems…considering the last thing I had sex with was expired luncheon meat…I have no standards….I have no shame…

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I expected Miley Cyrus to be far sluttier at 18 than she is. I guess she realized slutting out at 17 gets everyone talking cuz in America 17 year old sluts are criminal. She has a team of people who are very familiar with child prostitution, it’s one of Disney’s core businesses.

So it was like her last “Hurrah” knowing she could get massive publicity with little fucking effort….like not wearing a bra, posing half naked in photoshoots, etc…making the last few months of her being 17 a lot of fun for the perverts….but then she turned 18, her parents got divorced, and she hasn’t turned to porn yet….and there’s a real tragedy in that…I mean all that emotional damage should have delivered more than just a video of her smoking salvia…I’m talking her smoking saliva off hard cock….maybe she’s just dyslexic and took her orders wrong.

Either way, here’s her titty window build into her Grammy dress cuz I like her for some reason I call liking all things imbred looking…

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Teen dream and future drug addicted pornstar was in Marie Claire and she wasn’t wearing a bra, cuz no 18 year olds wear bras…I have facebook and I see what girls are up to…all thanks to idols like Lohan and this…The future looks bright…That’s all I have to say about that….

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Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store.

Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed….

Think about it, while I go think about my next post.

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I’ve been getting tons of emails about this Miley Cyrus nipple picture, and by tons, I mean one, but I’m not a popular guy, so one is like tons, when you’re used to none…If you know what I mean…

I linked Miley Cyrus Nipple last night in the stepLINKS…but for you idiots who keep telling me I suck at the internet and have a shitty site cuz I didn’t post this, and by idiots, I mean idiot, since there’s just one of you, I decided to take the 45 seconds it takes me to write a post and put it up for you….

Now you can stop the abuse via email, cuz it hurts my feelings…I’m a sensitive guy…you hear that girls…I’m a broken bird, please mend my wing. I’ve traditionally been pretty good at seducing maternal instincts who feel the need to save…let’s keep that going….and let’s keep the Miley Braless parties going…cuz even though she’s 18, she’s still got a vagina we can cum in if allowed…and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s the pic…

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Miley Cyrus is in a movie with Kelly Osbourne and here are some of the fascinating pics…..Thre premise of the movie is “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.” Sounds like a real winner….

But I figure what better way to ring in Santa Clause than by posting pics of a bitch who believed in Santa just two years ago….

Here are some recent leaked pics for this bitch to compete with that Lovato bitch cuz being 18 is hard on the thighs…

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Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow.

I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing.

The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking.

This is a lie.

Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck.

When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up.

The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover….

I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her.

Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.

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I saw this picture last night and I didn’t bother posting it because I am pretty sure it isn’t Miley, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sext and that there aren’t actual naked pictures of her out there being shopped around by her dad, because all girls sext, especially when they just turn 18 and are trying to stay relevent and in the news. I predicted that the day she turned 18, there would be sex scandals, I was off by a week.

I don’t think this looks anything like her, but I don’t really care, possibly because I am not her dad lookin’ to get off to something he created while listening to Achy Breaky Heart, or possibly because sexting ruins homes.

This is boring, give me a pic of a dick in her ass and one bumpin’ up the back of her throat and I’ll start paying attention, but even then, who cares.

Stop emailing me. I know this isn’t her. Fuck. I am not a fucking idiot. If it was her. I wouldn’t have waited for hours to post it. Idiots and bitches, sext with your face in the shit fuck. No face. No fun.

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