I expected Miley Cyrus to be far sluttier at 18 than she is. I guess she realized slutting out at 17 gets everyone talking cuz in America 17 year old sluts are criminal. She has a team of people who are very familiar with child prostitution, it’s one of Disney’s core businesses.

So it was like her last “Hurrah” knowing she could get massive publicity with little fucking effort….like not wearing a bra, posing half naked in photoshoots, etc…making the last few months of her being 17 a lot of fun for the perverts….but then she turned 18, her parents got divorced, and she hasn’t turned to porn yet….and there’s a real tragedy in that…I mean all that emotional damage should have delivered more than just a video of her smoking salvia…I’m talking her smoking saliva off hard cock….maybe she’s just dyslexic and took her orders wrong.

Either way, here’s her titty window build into her Grammy dress cuz I like her for some reason I call liking all things imbred looking…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Teen dream and future drug addicted pornstar was in Marie Claire and she wasn’t wearing a bra, cuz no 18 year olds wear bras…I have facebook and I see what girls are up to…all thanks to idols like Lohan and this…The future looks bright…That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store.

Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed….

Think about it, while I go think about my next post.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I’ve been getting tons of emails about this Miley Cyrus nipple picture, and by tons, I mean one, but I’m not a popular guy, so one is like tons, when you’re used to none…If you know what I mean…

I linked Miley Cyrus Nipple last night in the stepLINKS…but for you idiots who keep telling me I suck at the internet and have a shitty site cuz I didn’t post this, and by idiots, I mean idiot, since there’s just one of you, I decided to take the 45 seconds it takes me to write a post and put it up for you….

Now you can stop the abuse via email, cuz it hurts my feelings…I’m a sensitive guy…you hear that girls…I’m a broken bird, please mend my wing. I’ve traditionally been pretty good at seducing maternal instincts who feel the need to save…let’s keep that going….and let’s keep the Miley Braless parties going…cuz even though she’s 18, she’s still got a vagina we can cum in if allowed…and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s the pic…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is in a movie with Kelly Osbourne and here are some of the fascinating pics…..Thre premise of the movie is “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.” Sounds like a real winner….

But I figure what better way to ring in Santa Clause than by posting pics of a bitch who believed in Santa just two years ago….

Here are some recent leaked pics for this bitch to compete with that Lovato bitch cuz being 18 is hard on the thighs…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow.

I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing.

The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking.

This is a lie.

Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck.

When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up.

The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover….

I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her.

Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I saw this picture last night and I didn’t bother posting it because I am pretty sure it isn’t Miley, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sext and that there aren’t actual naked pictures of her out there being shopped around by her dad, because all girls sext, especially when they just turn 18 and are trying to stay relevent and in the news. I predicted that the day she turned 18, there would be sex scandals, I was off by a week.

I don’t think this looks anything like her, but I don’t really care, possibly because I am not her dad lookin’ to get off to something he created while listening to Achy Breaky Heart, or possibly because sexting ruins homes.

This is boring, give me a pic of a dick in her ass and one bumpin’ up the back of her throat and I’ll start paying attention, but even then, who cares.

Stop emailing me. I know this isn’t her. Fuck. I am not a fucking idiot. If it was her. I wouldn’t have waited for hours to post it. Idiots and bitches, sext with your face in the shit fuck. No face. No fun.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I know it probably feels like just yesterday that you were jerking off to late night episodes or your DVD collection of Hannah Montana, back when Miley was 14….

You and your pervert desires couldn’t be contained… but that impending dark cloud and fateful day that you knew was coming has finally come, and the end of your Miley masturbation is finally upon us, cuz there’s no bigger turn off to a pervert like you that when a bitch turns 18.

I am not sure what that’s going to do to Miley’s fanbase, but I am sure she’s already got a plan to step up and sex up her act now that she can legally get naked for us, instead of just cock tease us about it all to makeup for the lost perverts…Not to mention she’s a daughter going through a divorce…a key ingredient in a huge percent of girls craving serious attention.

That said, 4 days til Miley’s 18th Birthday. Good things to come to those of us who like our pussy to not get us arrested….and to those of you who love the risk…take in what may be the last pics of her at 17….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I don’t think Miley was at Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s publicity stunt, what must have been a joke cuz it was a traditional Hindu wedding in India and both of them aren’t Hindu, this past weekend, I just think she equally has no respect for other faiths, because she’s a trashy self involved redneck celebrity, and that’s kinda what they do…

They have a lot of money and they just think they are allowed to mock anything, or make anything their own because they are rich and they can get away with it… because people are more excited they got married, what they were wearing and who was there than the context of their obnoxious marriage…

This would have really only been acceptable of this born again pig of a woman and her bullshit “comedian” of a boyfriend who is a bullshit ex heroin addice and bullshit ex sex addict because that bullshit helped launched his career were actually going through a drug induced revelation for this ill-decision, but they are too boring and obvious for that and I guess so is Miley….

On a much more critical sidenote, I just woke up and was dreaming of girls from High School…just not girls who went to highschool cuz they are all married and gross now…

Hello Day. Let’s hope my site works.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus