Miley Cyrus is using twitter properly…Some say she’s topless, but I see no nipple…but I do see how girls slowly turn trashy….if anything this is just a good lesson in how prison tattoos or girls who want to look like they have prison tattoos are created….It’s like the birth of gutter on the richest piece of ass out there…right before my eyes….

Fancy.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley keeps it white trash in Brazil, by rocking the trailer park chairs, hanging with some obese and/or pregnant chick, and a few other gutter trash with angel wing tattoos, you know the kind of girl who fucks her relatives by choice….cuz it’s more convenient than leaving the house….all she’s missing is some moonshine, a half black baby and a stripper pole…If you know what I mean…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

This is pretty fucking funny. Miley decides to show how real she is by playing a song that inspires her and is the reason she wants to be on stage humiliating herself for a gang of crazed teen girls…..and it’s Nirvana….Totally unexpected, but her contrived dance lesson choreographed rock and roll dance felt so authentic….I’m sure Courtney Love is happy she sold Kurt Cobrain’s music to Disney….cuz it finally got the real venue to be heard that it deserved…I am sure when his bi-polar ass was writing this, this was he ultimate goal, even though everyone claims fame and the music industry is what made him kill himself…

What a fucking joke…I don’t give a fuck about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain or Miley Cyrus, but I do love that this is happening not cuz it shows just how bullshit the entertainment industry actually is…but cuz Miley has tight pants on…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I was trying to figure out who would make a successful sex tape these days. You know with the whole obvious publicity stunt being out of the bag…it’s harder to make money off the shit. When people like Tila,Kendra or Shauna Sand come out with the shit, we know the reason they’re doing it. There’s not room for thinking that maybe they aren’t porn bitches doing porn to get paid….I was thinking maybe a Miley video would be huge, even if we all knew it was her stunting, or maybe Taylor Swift would be huge cuz she portrays herself as such a wholesome Christian girl, even though she fucked John Mayer, one of entertainments biggest perverts who you know owned that asshole….you know all these bitches are whores…and we all want to watch them fuck and they are all willing to be watched while fucking…but who will be the next Kim Kardashian….who will be the next big thing cuz of a sex tape…and I guess only time will tell…but my bet’s on Miley….even if she’s hardly showing cunt in these twitpics like she should…a lot can happen in a year in Hollywood…Keep posted.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I got a blanket for 4 dollars this weeekend because I was tired of smelling my wife’s sweat and piss and feces on the one I was using. I was also fed up with the bug bites it was giving me and I figured 4 dollars was the right price….It has an eagle, some dream catchers and the whole thing reminds me of sitting in a trailer park trying to fuck my sister after drinking too much booze we made in the bathtub out of rotten vegetables….it’s like those native icons that make me want to chain smoke hand rolled cigarettes, while eating a can of beans and remembering the good old days when I had teeth.

Seeing Miley get the permanent version of the shit I was laughing at when I took it out of the package is amazing, partially cuz she’s not wearing a bra, but mainly cuz she fits in nicely at truck stop souvenir shops around the country…

Hilarious.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I don’t think this is actually lingerie, it’s pretty much how bitches dress these days, making a walk down the street some kind of burlesque show from the 1920s or some shit, you know the same shit you had to spend serious money to see bitches like this during the great depression, while everyone else was starving to death and dying of the black plague….not that I know what I’m talking about, I haven’t really studied history, I just know that we’ve come a long way….

I also know that I’m one corset as a shirt away from masturbating in public all over an unsuspecting bitch, cuz shoving this kind of thing down my throat everyday while I’m forced to come home to a pig of a wife, isn’t good for the psychology of the perverts like me….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time….

But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time…

Good Hustle MIley!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus showed off her legs in leather shorts…and no one cared because she turned 18 almost a year ago and that makes her slutty outfits obsolete…cuz at 17, slutty outfits get noticed and perverts get excited but once you’re legal, you gotta whole new level of expectation to live up to, and it usually starts with topless pics and pussy flashes and usually ends with snuff films and everything in between is acceptable…while these pics, possibly hot but I am unable to process them, cuz they didn’t quite make the cut and aren’t quite dirty enough for any 18 year old smut…but I guess if I think hard enough about her incest, slutting out as a youth and giving Disney execs blowjobs, I can make these work for me, but that’s just way too much work for something so insignificant…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I am not sure what’s going on with Miley. One one hand she’s wearing a pair of leather shorts over pantyhose like she’s the Asian girl I enjoyed watchinkg walk down the street…and on the other hand…her face is bloated as fuck. I’m wondering if it’s from over-eating…you know one too many millions of milkshakes to satisfy her broken home she blames herself for….you know emotionally sucking that shit down like my pig wife…or maybe it’s from dental surgery, but there’s no fun in that….so I’ll just think it’s from aging badly, you know her head just keeps growing and growing until puberty closes out, or even better that she’s just addicted to meds or drugs that make her swell…like cocaine or anti depressenants…I guess it could always be a medical condition…who fucking knows…maybe you have a better idea of what’s going on, I just know that at 18, she turned boring…I’m ready for an official breakdown…It’ll happen…I can tell…

On a sidenote, I’d totally fuck her mom’s groupie pussy if I was Billy Ray too….but I’d never fall in love with a groupie, cuz it’s their nature to move onto more important people….and when you’re Billy Ray, that’s an easy thing to have happen…not that I have those problems…considering the last thing I had sex with was expired luncheon meat…I have no standards….I have no shame…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus