These are some shitty pics of Miley Cyrus in a push up bra that make her tits look like implants…but for some reason I felt compelled to save and upload these pictures of Miley and I’m sticting to my instinct….sure she’s 18, no one cares about her anymore, she’s not naked, but she should be, she hasn’t released a sex tape, she’s getting fat, she’s all boring and in a long term relationship, and just living off her money…not giving the public shit, and above all she’s not all that hot…but dude it’s a push up bra that makes her tits look like implants, which is awesome in pictures, and annoying when you bring the bitch home after partying, only to find the tits you’ve been staring at all night are a fucking a-cup…false marketing….here are the shitty pics.

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I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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Here are some pics of Miley in her bikini, fucking around with her boyfriend, crying for attention from the hired paparazzi who are likely paying her to make this almost natural event look like it isn’t staged…..If this was a few years ago, I’m sure the pics would be more interesting, cuz when she was underage and coming into herself, she was a lot more fun and better at playing with the media using her sexuality…..but as soon as she turned 18, that all changed and she faded into obscurity, cuz that’s just the power of being 17, illegal and jailbait…there’s a reason Youtube and REddit have jailbait sections and that is that oppressed Americans who can’t fuck 16 year olds, still want to real bad…..and who really cares….I figured she’d have a sex tape by now, showing off all she learned at Disney but I guess at least she’s in a bikini….cuz Bikinis are magical.

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I think 18 year old girls in their panties is always amazing…whether they are cunts…or just have tight, barely used compared to the sluts I know, even if they are sluts who rocked the Disney execs with little cunts….it just looks fucking good…..and is always fun to touch…and I know this first hand….It’s part of the reason my stepdaughter moved out at 18, I just walked in on her in her room over and over and over again….whether she was asleep or awake until it became awkward…as my erection pressed against her back….but we’re not related by blood and she’s legal…so whatever blame her and her panties and not me….

Either way, I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan….but get anything in their panties…and I fall in love….just keep this bitch in photo and not in video cuz that’s when everything changes, naked or not, she’s annoying….unless I can’t hear her spoiled twang….

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Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.

Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…

Who cares. Here are the pics.

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I’ve been staring at these pics trying to see pussy definition…..something I really love about bikinis…and haven’t really been able to…cuz I’m too busy focused on her smoking…what kind of teen idol smokes for the paparazzi only to make every 12 year old who loves her start smoking again….not that I actually care about that…cuz I’ve done some research and teenage smoking is the gateway substance to suckin’ dick and being open minded to anal…..I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I’m loving Miley’s little body in a bikini and I’m so ready for her to bring out her inner slut she used so well before she turned 18….but until she realizes that’s all she’s good for…this is probably the best we’re gonna get out of her…and depressingly enough…that’s good enough for me.

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Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday…..

That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger…something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway…

What a fucking idiot…

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Miley posting pictures of her nipple on twitter is far more interesting than some Jonathan Rhyn Meyers rich, spoiled, annoying, privileged actor who has work in a show called the Tudors “attempting suicide”….the whole “attempting suicide” shit doesn’t work for me…it’s like either you do it or not…it’s not one of things you try, or test the waters on, unless of course it is one huge cry for attention for your cunt, spoiled, insecure. tormented, rich, gets all the pussy he wants, feeling sorry for himself ass…

That’s why I’m posting these pictures of Miley cuz she’s doing the exact opposite of suicide, she’s reviving her lovely career as young pussy we all want to fuck…not letting herself be forgotten just cuz she had an 18th birthday last year….she keeps going on….and here is her nipple…hard on twitter…

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Here are some stills of Miley in some movie called So Undercover, that I am sure won’t win her an Oscar, because straigth to DVD doesn’t count to the pretentious Academy, but should, because this is Miley Cyrus at her best and she’s a fucking genius on all levels, a natural talent who makes us really feel her characters, she’s got such depth in her work….ok that joke done…

I think she’s lost her appeal since she turned 18, all her pervert fans who made up 90 percent of her search terms have moved onto other underage girls, leaving her confused, unsexualized and alone….with no real clear way to go…I am surprised there hasn’t been a sex tape released and that this underwear pajama is the best she can give us…and I’ll post it anyway…even though she’s almost 19 and this kind of thing isn’t as alluring to you weirdos…

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I don’t know what these are pictures of, but I do know I see cankles, and there is nothing like watching a girl go from a teen slut everyone wanted to fuck, to a trailer park looking ex stripper mom that fat married truckers passing through town want to fuck without commitments cuz they are not hot enough to cum all over, just not hot enough to cum inside and introduce to your friends and family…You know what I’m talking about…at least in theory…cuz the day you meet a girl willing to fuck you for money is the day you send a memo to everyone who laughed at your virginity or called you a fag…you’ll show them…I believe in you…but I don’t believe in Miley sustaining her pussy appeal now that she’s not jail bait….and here’s the pic.

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