Some of my most erotic experiences have happened in Laundromats….from sniffing dirty panties…to stealing hot girl panties from their dryers…to meeing drifters….the laundromat has given me many orgasms…..unlike thes pictures of Miley Cyrus in a Laundromat for some photoshoot…but I’m a firm believer in “if it’s got a pussy, it’s worth jerking off to”….

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The highlight of my weekend was not sitting on my creepy neighbor’s couch trying to drink his shitty homemade wine because I was hoping to get drunk for free before hitting the streets looking for the tail end of the office Christmas parties going on around the city….you know the table scraps of lonely secretaries…while he was watching some first annual giving awards or some shit…the kind of show that would make me want to commit suicide and ignore the resources one of the winners created and is being honored for to prevent people from committing suicide….but Miley’s tits looked awesome and here are the pics.

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Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts, they are supposed to be wholesome and not fucking even though their periods and natural capacity of being able to give birth paints a different fucking picture…but fuck biology and genetics…instead follow arbitrary rules of what someone decided is right or wrong…like gay marriage….teen brides are a cause we should all get behind….and petition…you perverts have rights too damnit…

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These are some shitty pics of Miley Cyrus in a push up bra that make her tits look like implants…but for some reason I felt compelled to save and upload these pictures of Miley and I’m sticting to my instinct….sure she’s 18, no one cares about her anymore, she’s not naked, but she should be, she hasn’t released a sex tape, she’s getting fat, she’s all boring and in a long term relationship, and just living off her money…not giving the public shit, and above all she’s not all that hot…but dude it’s a push up bra that makes her tits look like implants, which is awesome in pictures, and annoying when you bring the bitch home after partying, only to find the tits you’ve been staring at all night are a fucking a-cup…false marketing….here are the shitty pics.

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I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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Here are some pics of Miley in her bikini, fucking around with her boyfriend, crying for attention from the hired paparazzi who are likely paying her to make this almost natural event look like it isn’t staged…..If this was a few years ago, I’m sure the pics would be more interesting, cuz when she was underage and coming into herself, she was a lot more fun and better at playing with the media using her sexuality…..but as soon as she turned 18, that all changed and she faded into obscurity, cuz that’s just the power of being 17, illegal and jailbait…there’s a reason Youtube and REddit have jailbait sections and that is that oppressed Americans who can’t fuck 16 year olds, still want to real bad…..and who really cares….I figured she’d have a sex tape by now, showing off all she learned at Disney but I guess at least she’s in a bikini….cuz Bikinis are magical.

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I think 18 year old girls in their panties is always amazing…whether they are cunts…or just have tight, barely used compared to the sluts I know, even if they are sluts who rocked the Disney execs with little cunts….it just looks fucking good…..and is always fun to touch…and I know this first hand….It’s part of the reason my stepdaughter moved out at 18, I just walked in on her in her room over and over and over again….whether she was asleep or awake until it became awkward…as my erection pressed against her back….but we’re not related by blood and she’s legal…so whatever blame her and her panties and not me….

Either way, I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan….but get anything in their panties…and I fall in love….just keep this bitch in photo and not in video cuz that’s when everything changes, naked or not, she’s annoying….unless I can’t hear her spoiled twang….

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Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.

Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…

Who cares. Here are the pics.

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I’ve been staring at these pics trying to see pussy definition…..something I really love about bikinis…and haven’t really been able to…cuz I’m too busy focused on her smoking…what kind of teen idol smokes for the paparazzi only to make every 12 year old who loves her start smoking again….not that I actually care about that…cuz I’ve done some research and teenage smoking is the gateway substance to suckin’ dick and being open minded to anal…..I don’t know what that means, but I do know that I’m loving Miley’s little body in a bikini and I’m so ready for her to bring out her inner slut she used so well before she turned 18….but until she realizes that’s all she’s good for…this is probably the best we’re gonna get out of her…and depressingly enough…that’s good enough for me.

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Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday…..

That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger…something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway…

What a fucking idiot…

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