Miley Cyrus is a fan of Ellen Von Unwerth, a celebrity photographer that does some “high concept” sleazy photography.

She’s one of those overhyped people, but her pictures don’t bother me that much, I just don’t think she’s the creative genius she is paid to be….but people are idiots and buy into anything with any hype…and she does do sexual content and has been since the 90s….so it makes sense why a celebrity like Miley would turn to her to take all the slutty pics of Miley that ever come out.

They are like creative partners, Miley Unwerth’s muse, only because to be a celebrity photographer means you’re some soulless fuck who sucks up to celebs, like a chameleon who can scam them out of money…everyone an opportunist…

I can spot an Unwerth photo a mile away – I’ve seen a lot of them – and the reality is if she’s in there getting celebs naked for bullshit high concept that really isn’t all that high concept…I got no complaints…keep it coming so we can keep things coming….in our soiled sweatpants.

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Miley Cyrus’ showing part of her nipple in a bikini, which is disappointing since we’ve all seen her full fucking pussy, clit and all, back when she was out there promoting the new Miley Cyrus in a “I ain’t no Disney Hannah Montana No More”….bullshit rich kid, pretending to be a wholeseome country girl, basically ripping off the entire Tumblr Community with her aesthetic, making that mainstream and inspiring so many mainstream girls with no opinion of their own to get naked too….normalize that shit so everyone’s out there flashing cunt. Brilliant….

What isn’t brilliant is when the lie is called and we all know the reality that she’s just a wave jacker, not an original mind….who wears bikinis like basic white…not clown masks and platform boots with her twat out..cuz she is a basic white girl….

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeking nudist…but at least we’ve all seen her cunt.

Maybe it’s because she sold her childhood off to Disney to become Hannah Montana, and even with all that attention, she didn’t feel like she was getting enough attention….or maybe she was molested as a child and has a weird relationship with sexualizing herself…or maybe she just doesn’t give a fuck because we’ve all seen her cunt.

It was a marketing hustle, that spoke to the kids, inspired the kids…a bad little disney girl, bad little country girl, but was she really so bad…just being naked for everyone…I mean it’s just nudity….I guess that was her angle, her empowered lie angle….her feminist angle…that was really just a way for everyone to see her cunt.

I don’t have the answers but once an exhibitionist, there’s not reason to not be an exhibitionist, it’s liberating and free..just ask any dude on public transit pulling his dick out for the school girls….but we’ve all seen her cunt and that’s ULTIMATELY what matters…even when looking at a pic of her not showing her cunt…we know what’s going on down there…lip-wise.

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Miley Cyrus celebrating International Women’s Day…some pussy power, some pussy propaganda, some celebrate the pussy and call out the people who hate on her for using her tits and pussy to get her pop career and to separate herself from her Disney Training, even if Disney still owns her and their team is the one who came up with that strategy to market herself….low hanging fruit strategy of exposing herself for attention but better than the low hanging fruit exposing themselves women….because she had the power of Disney behind her…making her more relevant and less desperate even if it was desperate….cheap marketing…we got to see her naked…something a lot of people wanted to see.

It also inspired so many other girls to get naked on social media, think it’s feminism which to us is…”whatever you’re excuse for this” let’s fucking celebrate women rights with their vaginas….like we have been since we started jacking off.

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When Miley Cyrus isn’t being a wild and crazy coming of age story of a Disney Kid turning relevant to an audience that grew up with her by mirroring their behavior….doing shitty slutty crackhead instagram style shoots…and being extra weird cuz weird is authentic even when it’s just you trying to be weird to get noticed and seem to have some level of substance….

You know when she’s slutting out now that she’s gone back to being hr boring self…..and not flashing her pussy to the world in a big fuck you that was creatively directed by marketing experts with big salaries…she’s pretty boring…

What I am saying is – bring back nudist Miley putting it all out there. It did good for the youth of America and inspired the selfies they took for us to masturbate to….where as this shit is just basic..and not what she once was…typical. You can’t come out strong forever…eventually you get boring…even if she was still getting naked….it will never have the same hype as it did when the Disney Girl got bad!

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The only thing I know that is going on in the Cyrus House…is that the brother, who is not officially Billy Ray’s son, but was adopted by Billy Ray when he pulled Trish Cyrus out of her cocktail waitress job / stripper job she was working when she had Miley with him…forcing to take him and his money to take on her bullshit…and I guess like all good country Christians do…he did the right thing…cuz he could afford it…

Either way, the brother who has close to a million followers of his own, choked out his girlfriend and her trashy insta tits….

While Miley played the wholesome Miley she is now that she’s married and not on tour or on aggressive promotions….culturally appropriating the instagram weirdos to be like them, to be their idol…to show us all her pussy again…

Fuck MAGA…it’s about MAKE MILEY SHOW US HER PUSSY AGAIN….

I should make that shirt….

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Miley Cyrus was on Saturday Night Live the other day, I guess it would have been Saturday, and I am only posting it now, what kind of dated blog is this, shit has happened and has been happened for three days which is a decade in the internet world….but here it is…Miley bringing the tits out for Xmas….because Miley likes bringing her tits out…it is her marketing campaign and how she leveraged going from Disney Kid to slutty mainstream pop star people care about….I am just mad she wasn’t diddling herself while giant animatronic reindeer ejaculated neon paint on her anus..the way you’d think her creative direction would go….instead we got racy Hilary Clinton…in the pant suit…and another Miley song…something we don’t need. But she needs to pay her insurance deductible on her burnt out house she is probably expoloiting to get sympathy from all to make more money…tactics!

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Now that Miley Cyrus has to pay for her house rebuild, I guess insurance isn’t covering all of it, so she had to put out a song with Mark Ronson to generate some income…but the only way the girl knows how to market that song is with the tits out….topless….there is no need for this toplessness but she learned that ripping off a trend of girls being whores and applying it to her Disney Kid life can be lucrative…all while these celebs are fucking garbage humans, the absolute worse….she probably even started the Malibu Fires to get some press and sympathy from idiots who watch the news all in preparation for this launch….it’s almost funny how easy it is for these people to manipulate and cash in from the idiot fanbase that buy into all this sit….

We’ve seen her vagina, possibly butthole, we don’t need a topless pic like this, but it happened.

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