I am all about Miley’s rebrand and aggressive marketing of herself because she’s a lovely young lady…sure she can’t twerk for shit, but she’s making twerking mainstream and white girl friendly, which makes my life more interesting…and sure she’s got a shitty little ass that looks like it is melting because she’s not doing her squats, but she’s still a skinny little thing and that makes her okay by me, even if she’s interchangeable with Bieber, I’m pretty sure she’s got a vagina…a vagina that black hip hop producers are probably coming inside, because it pisses off her ex fiancé the right way, while making everyone money, which is what I guess the hip pop, copy Iggy Azaelea game is all about…

I support what she’s done with being a sheltered, coddled, pop tart…and her she is in some shitty photoshoot…I’ve probably already posted but I’m posting again because it is Labor Day….

To see some pics of her leaving somewhere in her Pajamas with unicorn slippers on CLICK HERE

To see some pics of her ass looking pretty shitty but amazing to me in shorts CLICK HERE

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In the event you were wondering why Miley created a fake scandal at the VMAS with her bad twerking, despite calling herself a twerker and really promoting her twerking and her whole new “I fuck black dudes and love hip hop cuz hip hop is pop music and I am going to prove it”….lifestyle…the whole fuck you Disney, I may live in Beverly Hills in a 20 million dollar house that I never leave because I am a sheltered coddled LA brat, but I relate to urban music….bullshit that is being run by some executives somewhere…cuz they know it is good for business…She’s got everyone talking…and conveniently, her new hip pop album is going to be dropping soon, these are the promo pics, despite the last 5 months of her single, post-engagement life being promotional for this day…

I predict she will have a lot of songs that sound like she’s imitating or mocking rappers…but I also predict she’ll sell millions of copies..cuz she’s the hottest thing right now…and I’m totally down with her hustle…

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If you’ve ever wanted to see Miley thrown into a basketball net like she was some inanimate object being used by the black community centre to keep their youth out of trouble so that they can go onto have better, more successful, lives…here she is being thrown into the hoop…for her new music video with her boyfriend Mike WIll Made it, a rap producer who is makin’ her matter….in the world she wants to matter in…while making a lot of money and giving him some white desperate pussy to fuck…deal.

Oh – here’s another song that Miley and Bieber did with Lil Twist…where Miley continues to pretend she’s Iggy Azaelea…mocking girls rapper…and Bieber continues to be really gay…

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Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed.

It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body…

Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.

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Miley Cyrus is so urban. Urban is so underground and if you don’t believe me, it’s being proven by Miley. being so Urban.

Miley isn’t some sheltered rich kid who doesn’t leave her sheltered rich kid life. She’s totally street. I mean that’s where she learned how to tweak…

Or maybe, tweaking, hip hop and all that other shit, is just played out now..it is mainstream. It is dead…but unfortunately for some of you Miley isn’t…but you haters are just jealous…cuz anyway you dice it, Miley is perfection to me.

Here’s the reason she’s wearing her 23 Jersey Bikini

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In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance…..

So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand…

We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless.

But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all…

Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are…

So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me.

I figure, any excuse for a girl to twerk, even a white girl pop star…even a SURFER …is good enough for me…I’m into it.

So hate all you want haters…this Miley mission works for me…..

All this to say…at least it is better than Kate Upton dancing…

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Everyone loves Miley..she’s got a tight body, she’s pushing the boundaries for a Disney girl and not being hated on…she’s obsessed with hip hop and only goes to parties that play hip hop…pretty much ruining the hip hop culture…that was probably ruined many fucking years ago…when all the fat boys who wore the GAP decided street wear was cool…and hip hop was cool…and made it the equivalent of boy bands in the 90s…only the fans have no idea because they are all too busy being too fucking cool…except when it comes to Miley…because they love how much money her wearing their hat makes them…or how many downloads their shitty song gets and Miley loves it, and by it, I mean black people.

All this to say, I’m a fan of her work, and I’m actually working every angle to get a date with her, to win her heart and K-Fed her.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER IN HER WHITE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS CLICK HERE

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Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front of everyone thanks to puberty and fertility…

I like what I see, because unlike what most of you haters think, she’s not a little boy, she just got short hair…and last time I checked, a bitch cutting her hair short hair didn’t mean she grew a set of balls, and really even if she did grow a set of balls, or had a vagina that looked like a deflated set of balls, it’d be hard to turn sucking her off down, because she’s Miley Cyrus and I’ve already visualized sex with her so much, it would be gay not to go through with it…

SHe’s tight bodied…lean…and I like her rap game hustle, keeping things all racy while tweaking her little white ass all the way to the bank I’d like to marry and knock up like I was k-fed.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

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I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now…

Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots…

Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it…

But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan…

I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…

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Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know to become Ratchet pussy all the rappers throw in their videos like she was Nicki Minaj, because she’s Miley Cyrus and that bitch gets hits, not to mention she pays a lot of money for beats and cameos from them…unlike Drake, she’s all about new friends, so about new friends that she’s throwing money at them, making it rain…I mean when she’s not doing serious fashion shoots in designer formal wear….and not crop top internet slut wear…which I happen to be a bigger fan of…

She’s still Miley Cyrus, she’s still got a tight body, I’ll still stare at her in all her pics and wonder why I am attracted to such a dumb looking’ face…I blame her marketing team at Disney for brainwashing me into thinking she’s a babe like she was Ashley Tisdale.

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