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2013

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk….

Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame…

To See The Rest of the Pics of Her with Kat Von D, my favorite fat nobody Nazi who doesn’t deserve to be famous… CLICK HERE

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2013

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

I have a thing for Miley Cyrus…

I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, or the girls I see in the park or at the coffee shop in their little shorts, revolutionizing asses everywhere…

Sure she’s probably a cunt, with a shitty personality, but she’s fun to watch, even if you think she’s got a bigger dick than Beiber…or that she is Beiber…cuz let’s face it she probably is…

I mean exploited youth are all one in the same…

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2013

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus We Can’t Stop Director’s Cut of the Day

We call this “milking it as hard as you fucking can”…use the outtakes, do a re-edit, get people excited all over again for a Disney rich bitch being slutty in a music video…like shit was in the Disney Executive’s office back when she was 14 and selling her soul to the devil…I unfortunately find it hot…but I guess it is cuz of the back story, the little body, the flawed personality…they trying hard….you know everything everyone hates about her, I masturbate to…

They are brainwashing us…

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2013

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed….

I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way.

But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

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2013

23

Jul

Miley Vagina Slip in Short Shorts Scandal of the Day

Hick turned Hollywood Miley Cyrus…always hungry for a scandal because that’s how attention seekers work…put on a pair of shorts that are shorter than her vagina lips…at least that’s the rumor that’s going around with these pics of her taking the short short trend to the next level of ass cleavage, but showing pussy cleavage, but I can’t really figure out if I’m lookin’ at her actual meaty Disney twat, or just a Disney Twat…Either way, she’s a puppet, the kind I’d have sex with and not feel weird about, unlike the other puppets I store in my basement, that when found after I die, would be pretty embarrassing, if I wasn’t dead, or more importantly, if I had shame.

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2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude…

I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to protect their investment by keeping their puppets young and ready to monetize if needed, until they decide to dispose of them, by making them look crazy and replacing them with new puppets to brain wash the young.

While here is this ones showing off her country possum, ruining it with panties, but still worth looking at it trying to escape her panties, like it was about to be caught for a good backwoods dinner, even if I prefer her possum in gampies shed about to be taught some valuable lessons about being a country girl from the backwoods…you know and how to keep the blood line of the family still goin’

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Here’s a bonus twitter pussy grab…

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2013

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Posing Like a Caged Animal of the Day

Miley Cyrus posting in front of a fence while random people look on, is pretty representative of her life, you know the caged animal who can’t escape the prison her life has become, working for the illuminati to brain wash the masses, as we watch on like idiots, so they can take over the financial system, eventually imprisoning us more than they already have…

Which happens to be my new porn…I love a good sexy cry for help…all lean and tight bodied…knowing she’s a fucking spoiled brat. cuz caged women with tight little bodie who are puppets for Disney execs..and the devil…is erotic.

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2013

16

Jul

Miley Cyrus Reunited With Her Mom of the Day

I love these episodes of Jerry Springer where they re-unite hicks with their dead beat parents. It is some feel good country music loving shit…straight from the inbred part of America…full of broken english, but not full of full mouths of teeth…

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2013

11

Jul

Miley Cyrus Rubbing Her Lips Erotically of the Day

There’s just something pretty lovely about Miley Cyrus rubbing a bulbous object on her lips…one that may be harmless in theory…but that she’s working in a way that you know she wants dudes to pretend that’s what she looks like when she’s sucking dick…all romantic and passionate gazing intensely into our eye…I mean why else would she post this pic…it only makes sense that it’s for pornographic reasons…you know like her twerking, her no bra and all else she does…but then again so is every girl thanks to having a vagina…

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2013

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe is the Hightlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

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