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2013

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some White Shorts of the Day

Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front of everyone thanks to puberty and fertility…

I like what I see, because unlike what most of you haters think, she’s not a little boy, she just got short hair…and last time I checked, a bitch cutting her hair short hair didn’t mean she grew a set of balls, and really even if she did grow a set of balls, or had a vagina that looked like a deflated set of balls, it’d be hard to turn sucking her off down, because she’s Miley Cyrus and I’ve already visualized sex with her so much, it would be gay not to go through with it…

SHe’s tight bodied…lean…and I like her rap game hustle, keeping things all racy while tweaking her little white ass all the way to the bank I’d like to marry and knock up like I was k-fed.

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2013

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Posing for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now…

Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots…

Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it…

But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan…

I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…

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2013

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Harper’s Bazaar Babe of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a dress…and you know…it’s far less fun than when she’s in white leggings tweaking, or when she’s in short shorts tweaking, or if she’s in a silly unicorn costume tweaking…in fact this serious Harper’s Bazaar Miley is a total contradiction to everything she’s been working on in her career, you know to become Ratchet pussy all the rappers throw in their videos like she was Nicki Minaj, because she’s Miley Cyrus and that bitch gets hits, not to mention she pays a lot of money for beats and cameos from them…unlike Drake, she’s all about new friends, so about new friends that she’s throwing money at them, making it rain…I mean when she’s not doing serious fashion shoots in designer formal wear….and not crop top internet slut wear…which I happen to be a bigger fan of…

She’s still Miley Cyrus, she’s still got a tight body, I’ll still stare at her in all her pics and wonder why I am attracted to such a dumb looking’ face…I blame her marketing team at Disney for brainwashing me into thinking she’s a babe like she was Ashley Tisdale.

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2013

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk….

Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame…

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2013

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

I have a thing for Miley Cyrus…

I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, or the girls I see in the park or at the coffee shop in their little shorts, revolutionizing asses everywhere…

Sure she’s probably a cunt, with a shitty personality, but she’s fun to watch, even if you think she’s got a bigger dick than Beiber…or that she is Beiber…cuz let’s face it she probably is…

I mean exploited youth are all one in the same…

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2013

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus We Can’t Stop Director’s Cut of the Day

We call this “milking it as hard as you fucking can”…use the outtakes, do a re-edit, get people excited all over again for a Disney rich bitch being slutty in a music video…like shit was in the Disney Executive’s office back when she was 14 and selling her soul to the devil…I unfortunately find it hot…but I guess it is cuz of the back story, the little body, the flawed personality…they trying hard….you know everything everyone hates about her, I masturbate to…

They are brainwashing us…

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2013

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed….

I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way.

But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

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2013

23

Jul

Miley Vagina Slip in Short Shorts Scandal of the Day

Hick turned Hollywood Miley Cyrus…always hungry for a scandal because that’s how attention seekers work…put on a pair of shorts that are shorter than her vagina lips…at least that’s the rumor that’s going around with these pics of her taking the short short trend to the next level of ass cleavage, but showing pussy cleavage, but I can’t really figure out if I’m lookin’ at her actual meaty Disney twat, or just a Disney Twat…Either way, she’s a puppet, the kind I’d have sex with and not feel weird about, unlike the other puppets I store in my basement, that when found after I die, would be pretty embarrassing, if I wasn’t dead, or more importantly, if I had shame.

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2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude…

I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to protect their investment by keeping their puppets young and ready to monetize if needed, until they decide to dispose of them, by making them look crazy and replacing them with new puppets to brain wash the young.

While here is this ones showing off her country possum, ruining it with panties, but still worth looking at it trying to escape her panties, like it was about to be caught for a good backwoods dinner, even if I prefer her possum in gampies shed about to be taught some valuable lessons about being a country girl from the backwoods…you know and how to keep the blood line of the family still goin’

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Here’s a bonus twitter pussy grab…

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2013

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Posing Like a Caged Animal of the Day

Miley Cyrus posting in front of a fence while random people look on, is pretty representative of her life, you know the caged animal who can’t escape the prison her life has become, working for the illuminati to brain wash the masses, as we watch on like idiots, so they can take over the financial system, eventually imprisoning us more than they already have…

Which happens to be my new porn…I love a good sexy cry for help…all lean and tight bodied…knowing she’s a fucking spoiled brat. cuz caged women with tight little bodie who are puppets for Disney execs..and the devil…is erotic.

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