I love these episodes of Jerry Springer where they re-unite hicks with their dead beat parents. It is some feel good country music loving shit…straight from the inbred part of America…full of broken english, but not full of full mouths of teeth…

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There’s just something pretty lovely about Miley Cyrus rubbing a bulbous object on her lips…one that may be harmless in theory…but that she’s working in a way that you know she wants dudes to pretend that’s what she looks like when she’s sucking dick…all romantic and passionate gazing intensely into our eye…I mean why else would she post this pic…it only makes sense that it’s for pornographic reasons…you know like her twerking, her no bra and all else she does…but then again so is every girl thanks to having a vagina…

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Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

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I wonder if these celebrity girls laugh when they meet normal people together.

You know for them, posing with the normals they sell product too all day, like posing with random party girls, is so foreign to them, it’s like us posing with landmarks on vacation, or with an African Tribe on our white person Safari….or some shit.

To me, it looks like both Ke$ha and Miley are taking in all they can from these Gogo dancers, in hopes it will inspire a new song or video or outfit because they are so disconnected from reality, this is there only real taste of it…It’s like take them out of their bubble and make them talk to a normal, who isn’t in the industry, and doesn’t have their own shit going on, freaky….

The only tragedy I see in this is that Ke$ha is ruining the pic, and Miley isn’t tweaking in a bikini, even though it is a pool party, I guess she’s on her period or something…

To see MILEY in a Romper in Miami at a Pool Party… CLICK HERE

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I had a sex dream about Miley Cyrus last night. I am not going to go into details about it, because it was a little too romantic for my liking, in fact it was a lot too romantic, because the only thing I should be dreaming about with this bitch is hardcore sex that doesn’t end in cuddling, but does end in wallet fucking…

Not to mention there was a little too much Miley in it for my liking, I figure if I’m dreaming about these people I hate on, they’ve won…like they’ve infiltrated my mind like a Lady Gaga song…I’ve never intentionally listened to, but know all the words of…if you know what I mean..

Well, apparently while I was doing that, she was defying the image Disney spent millions building up of her, by tweaking with another girl and being all suggestive and slutty, the way I like enough to dream about…

I didn’t watch any of these videos, my internet connection is shit, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t blindly post them…does it.

Here’s interview – Part 1

Here’s interview – Part 2

Here’s performance – Part 1

Here’s performance – Part 2

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Back by popular demand, at least the popular demand that stems from my penis communicating with my brain, a little obsessive and repetitive about shit, here’s another Miley Cyrus Turning Me On picture…in what is my third Miley Cyrus post today and probably my 100th this month, because I’m totally drinking her kook-aid, but unfortunately, I am not drinking her vaginal or even anal secretions, you see the things I would do for Miley push even me to the limit, but that’s just the kinda thing you do when you want to be a K-Fed.

I can’t help myself..or as Miley would say… We just can’t stop….

Shout outs go to the creep her watched the video over and over and over to realize she’s flashing her twat in her We Just Can’t Stop video,

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I am a sick man, with a sick Miley Cyrus obsession…and this just opens a whole new floodgate of fantasies I can try to masturbate to, because Miley is constantly producing content that I want to rub my genitals all over…whether it is tweaking, pulling at her panties, being a bit of an exhibitionist party girl, or just being a skinny little thing that smells of money and youthfulness coupled with a nice dose of being a broken child star who sold her youth for the fame her Achy Breaky Dad had a taste of for a few minutes…before realizing to throw his kid into it after figuring just how the industry works to not make another one-hit-wonder…and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to me.

To see pics of Miley promoting her new song FOLLOW THIS LINK

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With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives that just fill up the public’s mind with ideas of anarchy, which the government doesn’t fucking want….

So today’s Celebrity Death to tweet about is Hannah Montana…and what better way to celebrate the life of Hannah Montana than with some GIFs of the Miley Cyrus from her new video everyone has a boner for…cuz Disney Starlets worth millions can’t be exhibitionist sluts, it just goes against all Disney represents to the public, because none of us see the child molestation that happens behind closed doors, that make a girl broke enough to crave this kid of male attention…male attention I love giving…

Here are the GIFS from her new song… i posted the video of yesterday…

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Hands in the air like we don’t care…Riveting lyrics…

I guess that’s what you should expect from a high school drop out who sings generic crap to rape the minds of the youth, you know dumb them the fuck down and prevent them from having any original thought as the government reads all their emails and texts…cuz the government likes sexting as much as I do..

All this to say, hot video, sure being a hipster with taped up nipples, doing crackhead shit, with stuffed animals and dolls has officially died…along with my penis as Miley Twerks…it’s that good.

But the fact is that nothing is underground anymore, thanks to Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Springbreakers and the internet raping the drugged out rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck but gives a fuck culture…

I mean she’s pulling at her panties, grabbing ass, wearing hipster clothes, it’s like a bad ad for hipster brands, it’s like spring breakers…but hotter..because I have a boner for MILEY and her new hustle…even if it is fabricated and nonsense…that stems from some creative directors trying to be cool and speak tot he new generation…and not some rich puppet in her mansion…

For nostalgia – Here she is old Miley singing wholesome and inspiring garbage that has brought her to where she is today…

But I’m more into the new Miley, the one that makes me want to fuck…

Here’s to bringing back music videos we can jerk off to like it was an era pre-internet…YAY.

Here’s a pic of her cuz I love her..

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This Miley Cyrus photoshoot that first dropped A MONTH AGO …and that slowly had FOLLOW UP POSTS as they released pictures…including a FAKE TITTY FLASH ….just won’t die..

The photographer, or her handlers, just keep releasing pics from different angles of her, in a one-piece, showing off her fit little body, that turns me on, because it’s so small and tight, even if attached to a horrible girl with a very thick wallet, and I don’t mean her labia, I mean her bank account, one big enough to K-Fed and ignore all that is horrible about her…

I guess they realize perverts like me will just keep on posting them..especially when they feature ass cheek.

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