Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you AIDS….while I know that short hair has no correlation to genitals, and in fact makes her face easier to imagine cumming on, you know since there’s no hair getting in the way….but maybe that’s just because I like bald women…from Cancer to Alopecia, I’m down….

That said, she’s thin, tight bodied, lovely as fuck….and never wears a bra…so call me a fag…while I stare at her titties….in something that is only gay if you’re in prison and the titties your getting hard for are on fat black dude who owns you……

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I don’t know if I post these Miley Cyrus pics because I actually like Miley Cyrus and her tight little 20 year old body that looks like it is 14 even though it isn’t, thanks to her haircut and the hormones Disney put in the water on set of her show in efforts to keep her youthful in the event they ever had to keep the show going until she was 30…like they did with Ashley Tisdale!

Or if I post these pics of her tight little body, that never wears a bra, because people get so mad at me and call me gay….because all gay dudes are into girls with tight little bodies, with nice hip to waist ratio, and perky tits…

It amazes me that short hair makes dudes question their sexuality on a bitch, I figure we’d be past that by now…since it’s not the 1800s….but I guess I’m the one out of touch even though I’m totally touching myself to these pics…at least I would be if I wasn’t in a coffee shop surrounded by high school girls talking about prom.

I don’t need to go down like that…

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The only hate mail I get writing the site the last year has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body hot and tight…

People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with hard nipples and awesome perky tit just scream “fuck my ass”…or “shove your dick in my mouth you dainty little thing”…all because she’s got short hair….

I’d be more inclined to think a dude who finds this manly, but some fat bitch womanly is gay, because fat girls are disgusting and you can’t be into chicks if you fuck up, they are just the gateway to your being throat fucked the way you want to be one day soon….

I mean Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now….you fag.

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I don’t know what the deal is with this Miley Cyrus picture is, but I know that it is amazing…and I am glad that it happened…because Miley Cyrus, despite being an entitled, spoiled brat, rich cunt of a person….with an irritating hick twang thanks to her uneducated cuz her parents sold her to the entertainment industry ass, an ass I’d like to have sex with, not because it looks 15 thanks to Disney hormone therapy, but because it’d be good to K-Fed….except for the whole having to listen to her talk part….an ass that I don’t mind seeing pantsless, because let’s face it, she’s got a tight body

Miley Cyrus…you’ve won again.

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So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint….

So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body.

It means nothing.

But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with.

Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is.

She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

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I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners….

I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out…

I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.

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In case you didn’t know, Miley Cyrus is fucking hot and here she is at her fucking hottest.

I’ve been celebrating her break-up and her recent coming back into the limelight to show that fucker what he’s missing, ever since it happened. You know in a bitter, spiteful, typical girl way.

But this shit is just over the fucking top. I mean I’ve been documenting pretty much every pic she’s put on twitter, every song she’s put out, every short shorts, high heels, no bra, child star with serious underlying issues, but this V Magazine shit, pretty much jsut blew my fucking mind. I am almost as excited as the Disney exec who just hired her after her dad and mom signed the waiver saying they will never sue him for the blowjobs he gets from her as it’s part of the business….only the things i would to do her are far more perverted than that dude.

Seriously, as long as Miley isn’t talking, and as long as you don’t see her entitled brat ways, she’s glorious.

I’m into this.

Here’s the video

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I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump.

All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn.

Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it.

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Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit.

And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit.

I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals.

You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial.

Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end.

You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that.

Oh Shit.

Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle….

Oh Shit.

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I think I posted some of these Miley Cyrus for Elle pics, because I am the unofficial Miley Cyrus Fan Club, where all we do is Miley all the fucking time, like we were brain washed into this shit thanks to her bra-less, hairless, hormone therapy making her look like jailbait into her 30s ways.

These pics may not be all that hot, spread asshole, or fun, but you know what, to me and my delusion Miley Fan ways, they couldn’t be any fucking better.

That’s all I have to say about that…I’ve said too much.

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