Miley Cyrus posted this picture on twitter 21 hours ago.

I have been staring at this picture for 21 hours.

It is amazing….

I like this reinvented Miley, it works for me, all sexed up in a sexed up society, like a little Rihanna who doesn’t need to be on all fours because Disney has made her enough money to retire on, but who chooses to be like this, because all girls are sluts and like being jerked off to…thank god for that.

I mean seriously, this bitch could move to the farm and live the good life with horses, but instead she wants to make rap music, fuck d-boys and rappers, and tweak.

I like where pop culture is going.

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Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus.

I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself.

Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants…

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Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. I am not sure what that means, but I like to believe it’s some Native tradition that means we are connected at the soul, not that I care so much about being connected to her in anyway but her genitals, and maybe her bank account, because that’s what love is when you’re a broken down money making girl who has been supporting a team of people since you were 12….

She’s hot, she’s reinventing herself now that she’s broken up with her fiance, she’s doing this hip hop thing and taking being the white Nicki Minaj/Rihanna, whoever the fuck else she’s channeling in her pop crap that hip hop guys are eager to participate in, because she pays them to be her friend….and the good news is that she also pays us, via hot pics of herself…

Like a tween girl, I’m a fan.

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So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body.

She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to.

But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up.

She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra.

I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute.

Here’s her new song…

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so Hip Hop Miley’s new branding so the world doesn’t view her as some plastic, bullshit, popstar, even though Hip Hop is the new Britney Spears and every asshole in Middle America is tweaking and singing along to the hip hop stars, it’s just got a little more street cred than when the Backstreet Boys were around and Hip Hop was still a little more underground and not being played on top 40 radio, or even in stores and Hip Hop shows involved riot squad and ambulances to pick up the shot broken thugs, not tweens who passed out from excitement for seeing DRAKE…

Here’s a pic of her belly hanging over her pants….in a sports bra type shirt…because even a fat Miley is a Miley I’d like to lick like an ice cream cone…and this motherfucker right here loves some fucking Miley Ice Cream…

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The pics from this MILEY CYRUS PHOTOSHOOT that she is using to promote her new album won’t die…and that, unlike a Kardashian that won’t die, is a good thing…because any excuse to get Miley showing off you young, tight, fit body to really let us all know that she’s not a Disney Tween anymore, she’s a grown woman dammit, she just doesn’t know how to spell Grown, because she has people who do that for her, she’s rich and school is for people who want to be rich, not who already are rich….

Not that that has anything to do with her pulling down her one piece in ways that would be criminal if she was actually the age she looks….

I’m a fan….she’s awesome. I just wish it was a higher resolution pic of her TITS which is as expected a fake 🙁

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Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you AIDS….while I know that short hair has no correlation to genitals, and in fact makes her face easier to imagine cumming on, you know since there’s no hair getting in the way….but maybe that’s just because I like bald women…from Cancer to Alopecia, I’m down….

That said, she’s thin, tight bodied, lovely as fuck….and never wears a bra…so call me a fag…while I stare at her titties….in something that is only gay if you’re in prison and the titties your getting hard for are on fat black dude who owns you……

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I don’t know if I post these Miley Cyrus pics because I actually like Miley Cyrus and her tight little 20 year old body that looks like it is 14 even though it isn’t, thanks to her haircut and the hormones Disney put in the water on set of her show in efforts to keep her youthful in the event they ever had to keep the show going until she was 30…like they did with Ashley Tisdale!

Or if I post these pics of her tight little body, that never wears a bra, because people get so mad at me and call me gay….because all gay dudes are into girls with tight little bodies, with nice hip to waist ratio, and perky tits…

It amazes me that short hair makes dudes question their sexuality on a bitch, I figure we’d be past that by now…since it’s not the 1800s….but I guess I’m the one out of touch even though I’m totally touching myself to these pics…at least I would be if I wasn’t in a coffee shop surrounded by high school girls talking about prom.

I don’t need to go down like that…

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The only hate mail I get writing the site the last year has been when I endorse Miley Cyrus and call her body hot and tight…

People go nuts and call me gay because I guess fit young bodies with hard nipples and awesome perky tit just scream “fuck my ass”…or “shove your dick in my mouth you dainty little thing”…all because she’s got short hair….

I’d be more inclined to think a dude who finds this manly, but some fat bitch womanly is gay, because fat girls are disgusting and you can’t be into chicks if you fuck up, they are just the gateway to your being throat fucked the way you want to be one day soon….

I mean Miley is promoting some bullshit in a one piece…and the only thing gay about this is that we both have boners right now….you fag.

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