The thing about fit girls is the fantasy that I can’t fit in her vagina

You know the plight of the small penis man, the kind who gets a boner and no one notices, even when in bike shorts is to find a girl with grip.

It is the holy grail for us, and bodies like this give us hope

I am a fan of Miley and her extra small size…even if her vagina tells another story…

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I like to keep on top of Miley’s activities, because I am a tween girl like that, who appreciates a girl who is not a tween, but has the body of one, thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, to keep them young, like Peter Pan.

I just think she’s great, probably because I don’t have to listen to her talk, or bark orders at her staff, because you know she’s the worst kind of rich chick, but instead I get to watch her hustling to make herself relevant again, like a Mini-Rihanna but a little more country…..

The new story is that she’s fucking Beiber, why? Because it gets her in the media, it gets everyone talking, show up to an event together and bang bang, people write about it.

When the real story is look how fit that little body is, oh how I’d like to smear it on my genitals….or vice versa…

What a babe.

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New Miley Cyrus is all hip pop. You know because Hip Hop is the new pop music, having a resurgence, and girls go nuts for it in the club, twerking like a rap music video, everywhere you look. It’s crazy. I mean I am from an era of bad awkward dancing, and doing some choreographed shit would be laughed at and embarassing, but now girls just go wild, even girls who have no idea what’s up, live in a bubble, a bubble filled with being locked in a mansion smoking weed and watching rap videos…rap videos that inspire her to get out there and reinvent her country, wholesome self, into some kind of club slut, and I’m not complaining, I love this awkward shit, especially when cross-referencing it to her Hannah Montana days.

It’s a whole new Miley, on stage with rappers, getting down to Bands Make Em Dance…in a Twerk that isn’t quite what I’d want from a professional, but that’s good enough, cuz she’s not a real professional, but instead a fabricated little white country girl brat multi-millionaire that is fully connected and has a huge fan base…meaning she can do what she wants,..

The good news is the fans will follow, so expect a hell of a lot of twerking by “normals” you’d never expect to see twerk in the months to come. Thanks Miley.

Next time do it in less Beetlejuice pants and more booty shorts…

I threw in a bonus instagram pic of her crotch from a video shoot this past week. I like where this is going.

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Miley Cyrus posted this picture on twitter 21 hours ago.

I have been staring at this picture for 21 hours.

It is amazing….

I like this reinvented Miley, it works for me, all sexed up in a sexed up society, like a little Rihanna who doesn’t need to be on all fours because Disney has made her enough money to retire on, but who chooses to be like this, because all girls are sluts and like being jerked off to…thank god for that.

I mean seriously, this bitch could move to the farm and live the good life with horses, but instead she wants to make rap music, fuck d-boys and rappers, and tweak.

I like where pop culture is going.

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Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus.

I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself.

Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants…

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Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. I am not sure what that means, but I like to believe it’s some Native tradition that means we are connected at the soul, not that I care so much about being connected to her in anyway but her genitals, and maybe her bank account, because that’s what love is when you’re a broken down money making girl who has been supporting a team of people since you were 12….

She’s hot, she’s reinventing herself now that she’s broken up with her fiance, she’s doing this hip hop thing and taking being the white Nicki Minaj/Rihanna, whoever the fuck else she’s channeling in her pop crap that hip hop guys are eager to participate in, because she pays them to be her friend….and the good news is that she also pays us, via hot pics of herself…

Like a tween girl, I’m a fan.

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So reinvented Miley Cyrus who is now Hip Hop Miley the new Miley Cyrus, is still a commercial pile of shit I want to have sex with cuz she has a night tight body.

She’s hired some major Hip Hop Producer to do all her songs and now she sounds a little less country, a lot more Rihanna, still all candy coated shitty pop music I can’t jerk off to.

But the good news is that she’s got a tight little body, we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her. Hopefully in slutty fucking videos. You know just trying to keep up.

She’s a LA kid without a clue as to what’s awesome or amazing…but she’s doing it in a crop top without a bra.

I am still a fan, as long as she’s on mute.

Here’s her new song…

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so Hip Hop Miley’s new branding so the world doesn’t view her as some plastic, bullshit, popstar, even though Hip Hop is the new Britney Spears and every asshole in Middle America is tweaking and singing along to the hip hop stars, it’s just got a little more street cred than when the Backstreet Boys were around and Hip Hop was still a little more underground and not being played on top 40 radio, or even in stores and Hip Hop shows involved riot squad and ambulances to pick up the shot broken thugs, not tweens who passed out from excitement for seeing DRAKE…

Here’s a pic of her belly hanging over her pants….in a sports bra type shirt…because even a fat Miley is a Miley I’d like to lick like an ice cream cone…and this motherfucker right here loves some fucking Miley Ice Cream…

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The pics from this MILEY CYRUS PHOTOSHOOT that she is using to promote her new album won’t die…and that, unlike a Kardashian that won’t die, is a good thing…because any excuse to get Miley showing off you young, tight, fit body to really let us all know that she’s not a Disney Tween anymore, she’s a grown woman dammit, she just doesn’t know how to spell Grown, because she has people who do that for her, she’s rich and school is for people who want to be rich, not who already are rich….

Not that that has anything to do with her pulling down her one piece in ways that would be criminal if she was actually the age she looks….

I’m a fan….she’s awesome. I just wish it was a higher resolution pic of her TITS which is as expected a fake 🙁

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