I like to keep on top of Miley’s activities, because I am a tween girl like that, who appreciates a girl who is not a tween, but has the body of one, thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, to keep them young, like Peter Pan.

I just think she’s great, probably because I don’t have to listen to her talk, or bark orders at her staff, because you know she’s the worst kind of rich chick, but instead I get to watch her hustling to make herself relevant again, like a Mini-Rihanna but a little more country…..

The new story is that she’s fucking Beiber, why? Because it gets her in the media, it gets everyone talking, show up to an event together and bang bang, people write about it.

When the real story is look how fit that little body is, oh how I’d like to smear it on my genitals….or vice versa…

What a babe.

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