New Miley Cyrus is all hip pop. You know because Hip Hop is the new pop music, having a resurgence, and girls go nuts for it in the club, twerking like a rap music video, everywhere you look. It’s crazy. I mean I am from an era of bad awkward dancing, and doing some choreographed shit would be laughed at and embarassing, but now girls just go wild, even girls who have no idea what’s up, live in a bubble, a bubble filled with being locked in a mansion smoking weed and watching rap videos…rap videos that inspire her to get out there and reinvent her country, wholesome self, into some kind of club slut, and I’m not complaining, I love this awkward shit, especially when cross-referencing it to her Hannah Montana days.

It’s a whole new Miley, on stage with rappers, getting down to Bands Make Em Dance…in a Twerk that isn’t quite what I’d want from a professional, but that’s good enough, cuz she’s not a real professional, but instead a fabricated little white country girl brat multi-millionaire that is fully connected and has a huge fan base…meaning she can do what she wants,..

The good news is the fans will follow, so expect a hell of a lot of twerking by “normals” you’d never expect to see twerk in the months to come. Thanks Miley.

Next time do it in less Beetlejuice pants and more booty shorts…

I threw in a bonus instagram pic of her crotch from a video shoot this past week. I like where this is going.

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