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2015

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus Foot Fetish Picture of the Day

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All fetishists amaze me, only becasue I don’t care about anything enough to obsess over it, seems like a waste of time and energy, especially when everything is boring, uneventful and the fucking same…maybe I’m just depressed…or autistic – but it’s been a constant for my entire life…making me fascinated by people who are really fucking into something so much it is all they thing about, all they jerk off to, all they want…often times weird as fuck…

So foot fetishists, are up there with the harmless, but still fucking odd, but harmless, where motherfuckers see a foot and cum themselves..

I’ve been in situations like on snapchat, where dudes beg for pictures of the feet…I’ve also been with girls when strangers ask them for pictures of their feet…and I’ve been at porn conventions where dudes pay 20 dollars for video of the porn feet…next level..

So here’s Miley’s backwoods, inbred, rich as fuck, hick feet…for the foot fetishists, who like to get a little dirty, as it is the equivalent of extreme porn, for thrill seekers trying to find something in this over-exposed, desensitized world to get off to.

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2015

10

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Marie Claire of the Day

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Miley Cyrus fired shots in Taylor Swift’s direction over some Taylor Swift music video that was the first big production, action movie, staring every “it girl” because Taylor Swift buys friends, and fame, and success…with shitty victim love songs, when we know she’s the devil…

She basically said something like Taylor Swift is violent in revenge and that doesn’t empower women, it’s crazy, while Miley’s Tits are ok, and shouldn’t be censored, because she’a liberated Disney Feminist, who makes shitty pop music in an industry that objectifies women, including Feminist Miley, it’s just great she is on Tumblr and bought into their pitch knowing new feminism is in and there’s millions of girls into it..the same girls who hate Taylor Swift…

It’s like real life Jem and the Holigrams, probably paid for by Jem and the Holigrams…and far more lame…

Either way, Miley’s not showing off her tits for Marie Claire..

Or on Instagram…because she’s a full of shit Disney puppet…this is all an act…for money…

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2015

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus VMA Promo Pics of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is hosting the VMAs because I guess MTV is trying to get her fan base to watch the garbage award show, in an era where people are too busy on checking out their instagram likes, because they are self absorbed, or in Miley’s case, on Tumblr stealing people’s jokes…and personal style, and bringing it to the mainstream that doesn’t really understand TUMBLR, because they are too lazy to figure it out…

Doesn’t matter, Award shows are shit, especially fake ones by MTV designed to sell ads, even though all Award shows are pretty fake, let’s celebrate idiots..and these pics of Miley are Shit…

Fuck Miley Cyrus…like you were Stella Maxwell, cuz it’s good for business.

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2015

04

Aug

Miley Cyrus and a Bunch of Models for W Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is the highlight of this massive editorial featuring:


Frankie Rayder, Amber Valletta, Daria Strokous, Miley Cyrus, Eliza Cummings, Julia Bergshoeff , Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Ana Cleveland, Asia Chow, Molly Bair, Stella Maxwell, Lexi Boling, Saskia de Brauw, Stella Lucia, Kayla Scott, & others…

Because Miley Cyrus was fun, showed some tits, and has this feminist, topless, dancing monkey thing down…we can thank Disney for training her to be a performer, and tumblr for training her in what is cool, because when you get this many fashion models in a location to create some kind of wild and crazy glamorous fashion party, that are never crazy,but rather just dull and pretentious…you don’t expect the ugly weirdo to be the star…except maybe when the ugly weirdo is the richest and most famous one…

Either way, tits..

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2015

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

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This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

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2015

24

Jul

Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie…

I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke…

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Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me.

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2015

23

Jul

Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

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Like I said…

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam…

Just keep getting naked girl…I got you.

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2015

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past…

Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images….

This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records…

Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world…

HEre’s her instagram….

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2015

17

Jul

Miley Cyrus Demonstrates Lesbianism of the Day

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It is safe to assume that Miley Cyrus has spent hours upon hours studying tumblr in efforts of creating her hipster identity…back when she was putting together her last tour…”This is what the kids like” mood boards at meetings where she’d say “Let’s use more emojis, people like emojis on Tumblr, I think that’s the way to go, emojis”….despite being totally disconnected, living in her own weirdo rich kid bubble, that I firmly believe is a vacuum, where no culture can penetrate through, because it’s all computer based and hired staff based and being used by everyone around you, including your parents based…..

So it would only make sense that she used tumblr to figure out this pussy eating thing, and I guess here she is demonstrating on what looks like a fruit roll-up, but that could be an edible, because she likes to medicated, and really it’s just her disgusting mouth up on some pinkish object and that should be enough for you to imagine it being the folds of a victoria’s secret model no one understands how she became a victoria’s secret model…labia…

Or you can look at Miley doing yoga…both are equally uninteresting..

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2015

16

Jul

We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

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This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is…..

I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off…

Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots…

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