The exciting thing about pictures of girls underwater when not shot with the right camera is how distorted and stretched out their bodies are…reminiscent of something we used to call scramble porn…back before digital TV and the internet…where cable companies would block out the peope who didn’t buy porn with a scrambled picture…but audio feed that would lead people like me into the dark world of pornography…with one stretched out blue tit in the top left of the scream set to the sountrack of fake porn orgasms..

Well this is the pool picture of that…Miley in a bikini..but where’s her nipple and where’s her vagina…or is this about her face…or is this more erotic for people with a drowning fetish thanks to that one time at camp….where they came holding their breath while skinny dipping with their camp councillors…or some shit…

All this to say, who fucking cares…I’m not posting this cuz I care…seriously…I’m trying to do other things here but I’m stuck in a trap I call DrunkenStepfather…not to mention, I’ve seen this vapid Miley cunt naked before..why would some selfie in the pool be something I find exciting….stop judging me.

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Miley Cyrus is in a bikini…because she likes to get as even a tan as possible…let’s hope she’s wearing some sunscreen, we’d hate for her to get skin cancer and die a horrible death, because she’s such a great contribution to society…always encouraging girls to be the best they can be…while doing whatever it is she can for attention….to make money…whatever that may be…like a puppet…

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In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic…

I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity…

So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work..

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Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person…

That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good.

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Here’s some Miley Cyrus in 3D, for those of you who haven’t had enough of Miley Cyrus and her attempt and being weird, because that’s what her marketing team read the kids are into…and that they used tumblr to support their claims…

I just find it offensive…that she’s censored her tits…when showing her tits is all she’s good for…what an asshole move on her part…

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Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

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Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in..

We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares..

Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT

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Miley was in this video with Zoe Kravitz, because you know how these rich kids work, they all kind of stick together being rich…and when one of them decides to do a music video, they all participate to keep the viewers on them, because if they all go at this together, they can win pop culture, and I guess they have…

The good news is that popculture involves nudity, titty flashes and lingerie…

The bad news is that it is starting to get boring….repetitive and evne if Miley released a video of her shoving a fist up her ass while squirting…as three midgets licked it up….I’d be like “Whatever”…

Not sure if that’s a testament to how desensitized I am…or how desensatized we all are…

But the good news is, we all still want to see it, even we forget it a week later….

I mean…I don’t even save nudes girls send me anymore…I’m always looking for the next nude and the same goes for Miley’s slutty marketing stunts..

Here they are being a couple of entitled faggots at the met ball..cuz they are BFF obvs…

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