A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 21, 2015 at 8:02pm PDT

Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive…

Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes..

That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort…

Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body…

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I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature…

Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur…

So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing…

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass…

Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring…

But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples…

This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole…

The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it…

Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude…

All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be..

Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child.

Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction:

HEre the awesome video

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I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits…

I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits…

So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding…

You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb.

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Miley Cyrus is pretty amazing…as lame as she is, she’s managed to turn her Disney Experience into some wierdo hipster, hip hop, drugged out vibe…that is actually mainstream and what the Gap was to anyone who grew up in the 90s, only more fun than the gap due to how weird it is…where ill fitting Khakis are now pasties…and onesies…all acting like a bad Disney cartoon…because I guess that’s all she knows….

All this to say…I’m a fan…of all that is going on here…bitch is so detached from reality…thanks to being alienated from the world…and has been pretty fucking life changing…at least when it comes to pop culture…i like what’s going on here…

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Miley Cyrus posted some pics of a homemade photoshoot she did, post wisdom teeth removal, featuring some ice on her face like she just got beat up like the hick that she is, you know in some trailer park spousal dispute I wish was her reality, but insteaed, she’s just rich as fuck, living the life of luxury, worth more than any of us, and not even 25 yet…pretty depressing….

We can sit and laugh at her accent, her deep voice, her lame, poser, bullshit “artistic” vision…that is just hollywood bullshit, but she’s living the good life, people care about her, and she’s hot enough for all of us to want to fuck…but instead we just get to stare at her homemade shoots, thinking “I wish i was the reason she was icing her face, you know after bruising her up with all my throat fucking”…because we are pathetic, at least I am…and doing posts on these people makes me want to kill myself…but I’ll save that for another day…instead I’ll just post some pics…

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Miley Cyrus’ new BFF, is some bootleg VS model, who makes no sense as a VS model, not that VS has any real clout anymore, and are struggling to cooler instagram brands, but pulling some random hipster chick in and giving her their stamp of approval is just weird as fuck, she must be connected, or at least is now…hanging out with Miley and maximizing it in bikini doing Beer bottle “facials”….but not on her face…

It’s a little erotic, but would be better…if she was actually built less like a little boy and/or she was sitting on Miley’s face while doing this…but it’s still good enough…

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I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that…

Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck…

I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this..

Some videos…

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I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing…

It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”…

However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this…

a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone.

People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc….

THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is…

ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical..

I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley…

Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex…

Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this.

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