I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits…

I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits…

So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding…

You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb.

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Miley Cyrus is pretty amazing…as lame as she is, she’s managed to turn her Disney Experience into some wierdo hipster, hip hop, drugged out vibe…that is actually mainstream and what the Gap was to anyone who grew up in the 90s, only more fun than the gap due to how weird it is…where ill fitting Khakis are now pasties…and onesies…all acting like a bad Disney cartoon…because I guess that’s all she knows….

All this to say…I’m a fan…of all that is going on here…bitch is so detached from reality…thanks to being alienated from the world…and has been pretty fucking life changing…at least when it comes to pop culture…i like what’s going on here…

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Miley Cyrus posted some pics of a homemade photoshoot she did, post wisdom teeth removal, featuring some ice on her face like she just got beat up like the hick that she is, you know in some trailer park spousal dispute I wish was her reality, but insteaed, she’s just rich as fuck, living the life of luxury, worth more than any of us, and not even 25 yet…pretty depressing….

We can sit and laugh at her accent, her deep voice, her lame, poser, bullshit “artistic” vision…that is just hollywood bullshit, but she’s living the good life, people care about her, and she’s hot enough for all of us to want to fuck…but instead we just get to stare at her homemade shoots, thinking “I wish i was the reason she was icing her face, you know after bruising her up with all my throat fucking”…because we are pathetic, at least I am…and doing posts on these people makes me want to kill myself…but I’ll save that for another day…instead I’ll just post some pics…

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Miley Cyrus’ new BFF, is some bootleg VS model, who makes no sense as a VS model, not that VS has any real clout anymore, and are struggling to cooler instagram brands, but pulling some random hipster chick in and giving her their stamp of approval is just weird as fuck, she must be connected, or at least is now…hanging out with Miley and maximizing it in bikini doing Beer bottle “facials”….but not on her face…

It’s a little erotic, but would be better…if she was actually built less like a little boy and/or she was sitting on Miley’s face while doing this…but it’s still good enough…

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I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that…

Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck…

I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this..

Some videos…

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I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing…

It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”…

However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this…

a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone.

People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc….

THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is…

ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical..

I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley…

Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex…

Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this.

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Here are some Miley Cyrus feet for the foot fetishists out there, because Miley Cyrus is relevant, I think she’s even hot…I’ve seen her in person, or at least someone who looked like her and her body was long and lean with a hot round ass ,that as long as she wasn’t talking…was amazing to look at…and I figure as someone who loves pussy and asshole pics, there are people out there who love feet pics..and I know this because I was at a porn convention in New Jersey many years ago and I met a dude, probably one of the weirdest dudes ever, who went around giving pornstars 20 dollars to film their feet in shoes…motherfucker had had two cameras going and had them posing their feet like their feet were Cindy Crawford at the peak of her career…you know – “so more sole, give me a bit more toe cleavage”…all while practically cumming himself…it was weird…but not as weird as anyone looking at these pics of Miley and cumming themselves…but I’ll post them anyway because I’m non-judgemental…

All this to say, Miley has a weird as fuck instagram…

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Miley Cyrus is doing a year long campaign with V Magazine, where every month they release a new picture of her tits, at least that’s what I made up in my head, because I have a distinct memory of seeing these pics already, yet for some reason they are still circulating…something I am into, because when it comes to Miley, I am into her…as long as it is in pictures and not her running her half retard, hick mouth, because that just throws off everything she’s doing that I can masturbate to…which is pretty much everything she does because Miley is amazing…and gets how to slut it out…while staying compelling enough to watch.

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Miley Cyrus, who I do find hot. I’ve seen her a few feet away from me randomly, then again that could have been some schoolboy I thought was Miley Cyrus, because gender is so ambiguous these days, and why the hell would Miley be outside my house walking around with a basketball, she tries to be hood, but not that hood…

The fact is, that she’s not a little teen gay boy, but a babe, she’s tall, lean, has skinny legs and a lesbian haircut…and she gets naked and slutty as part of her attempt to be edgy, even though she’s fucking vanilla Hollywood shit even if she’s railing drugs and fucking random black dudes in her 10 million dollar home..she’s still Disney and her act is fucking lame…but still better than other girls out there…as long as she doesn’t talk…

Now she posted this picture from V Magazine…that I assume we’ve seen HERE or somewhere else on the site…so the pic itself isn’t that interesting…

But what is interesting is her command of the English language:

So hood, maybe hick, either way…who needs school, or literacy when you Miley…and were set for life before being Miley thanks to Achy Breaky Heart residuals….and school just gets in the way of her spreading her vagina on the internet.

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