Miley is an exhibitionist, fame seeking, attention loving, circus clown filling god knows what void, but I dig her hustle, her campaign, her strategy, her vision…not because it feels authetic hipster weird, but because it’s trying to be authentic hipster weird, and in this porn generation, that usually means a solid amount of sex and sexuality and exhibitionism…that I assume….is awful, boring, all show…and that in person…she’s just a bratty little troll who doesn’t shut her deep voice up…

But when posting pics like “a masturbate a day keeps the haters away”

a masturbate a day keeps the haters away

Een foto die is geplaatst door Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) op Jan 15, 2015 at 8:13 PST

Or the V Magazine Polaroids…it’s hard to not buy into her bullshit lie…crackhead artist shit…it is impossible to pretend it is real…because it makes her interesting, or more interesting than a vapid, spoiled rich kid pile of shit…

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In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

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Miley Cyrus went to an event dressed like Elvis…so instead of just being made fun of, she joined in the joke by posting a picture of her with Elvis, because this girl is a Social Media Master….

I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world…

I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory…

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Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll

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For the last few days Miley has been posting some #freethenipple hashtag, with her face cropped onto the movie poster, because she is probably an investor in the film or the new generation that believes, like most people, that nipples aren’t pornographic, and that women should be allowed to post their nipples whenever they want to post them, anywhere they want to post them…

I have been an advocate of this forever, I’ve been deleted countless times off social media for posting nipples. I’ve been rejected by ad agencies and Google for posting nipples. In a lot of ways I’ve sacrificed success for nipples. And made my statement and taken my stance where I have fought the oppressive, Christian regime since starting this stie 2004….

Always told that I was told that my site was a porn site…when it’s not, I mean I can’t jerk off to this shit, but then again, I’m impotent…but still…you’d have to be weird to think this is porn….

So in a lot of ways Miley is Like me….I would never admit that I am like Miley…because she is the worst…except maybe for this nipple thing…which I endorse, but in the porn generation we live in…nipples are practically as erotic as wearing a shirt….but I’ll still stare, because I’m tradition and still jerk off to nipples…especially when they are in my mouth…

All this to say…Miley Cyrus…rebel…inspiration….innovative martyr fighting for feminist rights to be topless…a hero to us all…an exhibitionist….#nipples…on instagram…even though it is against the rules….how daring…when she knows she can never be deleted because she is Miley Cyrus…

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Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign….

It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..

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Nothing says Christmas like Miley Cyrus showing off her drug addict feet that she’s probably spent an hour staring at before posting to her instagram because she’s getting trippy man…

I am only posting it because I like legs….and because ‘m sure she’s not wearing panties..she’s an exhibitionist like that….at least not when I am looking at the pic…and even if she is…it doesn’t matter…because I can make any truth I want..it’s the internet…but it’s too bad it’s not a sex tape…

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I posted this Miley Video of her celebrating Christmas, probably on MDMA and Blow, as these kids do these days, and really as people did when I was 20, if you were in the right circles, it’s not like getting fucked up is a new thing, especially when you’re rich as fuck and have the pressure of all these assholes around you to perform and deliver…I mean I know people who have been having drug overdoses since the 70s, from wanting to have a good time to fill the sad times in their soul…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST

All this to say, this isn’t a new thing, but that’s expected, nothing Miley does is new, but the nipple pasties and wig, that make her look like a weird little gay boy, are still entertaining enough to stare at – when you realize she could just move somewhere tropical and never be bothered again….but instead…she dances like a dancing monkey with a “look at me, I’m Miley”…level of annoying…do what we can be sure is totally not authentic, or from her creative soul as an artist, because Disney turned her corporate at 12, but that is still obscure enough to #wtf….right….

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST

Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

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The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, probably doing whatever drugs they could find…she’s a white trash millionaire…what the fuck do you expect…I mean roll through any trailer park in america and offer some toothless meth head a million dollars a month or more just for spending money and see what happens…

Now I don’t know who was locked in the stall with her, I don’t know what drugs they were doing, but it must have been luxurious, you know seeing as you have to lock yourself in a public piss covered toilet to do it…but the rumor that is obvious but still funny, is that Paris Hilton was all over he all night, probably trying to eat her pussy hoping it would give her powers, youth and relevance…or maybe Paris is just a dirtbag brat who fucks everything she likes…but more likely, she’s just more into associating with what she thinks is important…

Who cares…well I guess it seems like I do…

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