Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing

I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby…

That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan…

I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus in her bathrobe pushing out her tits – is one of the highlights of my day – because I guess I’ve been won over and sucked into Miley Cyrus and her weird as fuck creative team’s movement…

They do their weird as fuck instagram pictures that you know don’t come from a talented place, but from a try hard trying hard place, but I guess that’s what art is about these days, being weird for the sake of being weird…and the people, too dumb to really look at it, just eat it up, cuz it is Miley Cyrus..and she’s famous…

The reality is she could have taken any angle – and chose hipster topless chick – instead of prude country girl – and I guess that’s a good thing..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is awesome. If you don’t like her, we can’t be friends. You just can’t hate a girl who owns her shit, and just fucks with the industry as hard as she does – while remaining relevant – with her millions of fans – all while being a total fucking idiot.

I don’t need authenticity, or real artistic expression, I don’t care if she’s ripping off a scene or whatever…I just need hard nipples in an alien costume giving me the finger to think – pop music may have a chance…it’s got far more substance than pop when I was a tween …and You’d have to be a real fucked up person to think Miley was anything but next level…

TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus was also at the AIDS event…because everyone was at the AIDS event and it seems like everyone was also into dressing half naked at the AIDS event…which is pretty inappropriate since being half naked is one of the catalysts that causes aids, and if anything I feel like these people are mocking the disease they’ll never die of, no matter how dirty they get, because Magic Johnson proved – if you’re a celebrity there is a cure..

We dem boy$$$$ ???????????? I had fun tonight wit all deeeeez weirdos! hopefully we made history tonight and WHEN the time comes there IS a cure for Hiv/aids I am so happy to know we had something to with that! I send all the best vibes over to the brilliant people at #amfAR and thank you for such a fun event! Couldn't be a better way to celebrate the announcement of being #maccosmetics #2015 #vivaglam giiiiiiirl ???????????????????? #sharonstoneisabadasshustler

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 10, 2014 at 2:35am PDT

That said, I am all for throwing million dollar events with Celebrity guests to help bring awareness to AIDS since no one has ever heard of fucking AIDS.

I am also all for Miley’s AIDS costume…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Here’s Miley Cyrus on the Selfie kick, because we live in a narcissistic society where everyone, not just people with fan bases are in love with themselves and think the world love them – thanks to sold out shows and a pile of fucking money….it’s like everyday people are into this, doing this, taking pics of this – all for their local micro fanbase that they get using the proper hash tags – that lead to them thinking they are more important than they actually, and leads to them having a shittier attitude than Miley Cyrus in terms of ego….and that is part of why the world is seriously fucking doomed…

Now I prefer when selfies are more spread asshole…but you already know that, because if you’re a girl, I’ve probably already asked you for some.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus behind the scenes pic from one of her videos – that I guess would be considered a Throwback Thursday, since it’s old, but that since she’s barely 21, it’s probably more recent than the last time you’ve had sex….

Sure, Miley loves showing her tits, as most girls do, and just yesterday no one even cared that she was
Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning – she’s one of those over-exposed pop tarts that we’re all immune to.

But I remember a time when she was a Hannah Montana and pervert dads everywhere were masturbting to her show, and youth, and voluntarily buying their kids tickets to her show…because well..they were all about the day this would happen…so I’m posting it for them…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it…

That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun…

I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds…

That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus