Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds…

That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her…

That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Whenever I feel dirty for being an internet romantic – filled with love and passion and spread asshole pics…

I like to look at pictures of Miley Cyrus in the bath – I realize that I’m actually a lot dirtier than I think…because spread ass pics – even from gross girls is nothing compared to how I want to drink, you know a “don’t drain the bath and be sure to pee in it before you leave the hotel room”…kind of drink this bathwater…bottle and package this Miley filth and either sell it on ebay or to keep to takes sips on…getting drunk on Miley filth…

All this to say, maybe I’m weird…or maybe you’re all weird….

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Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…

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Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising…

I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously.

What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google.

Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.

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It amazes me when people act so shocked when celebrities post selfies and nudes. They all criticize them for being narcissists who can’t get enough of themselves, when I figure the fact that they are celebrities in the first place is enough proof of that to begin with, and at least when they post their selfies, they monetize by connecting with their fans who pay them and make them famous. It’s like if anyone should be a narcissist it should be a celebrity…and all these other motherfuckers doing the selfie movement – for their 400 friends who hate them – are the real issue…

So as long as Miley keeps posting these pics of herself without a bra on because she loves herself…I’ll keep looking..

I mean sure I’d rather no one else was looking because that will destroy this attention seeker and her hired staff who praise her enough to make her next level her shit…but I take what I can get…

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Everyone makes a big deal about celebrity “personal pics’, that I am a firm believer should be considered “public domain” because the celebrities have made a shitload of money directly off the public. It’s not like they sold us anything practical or something we needed to better our lives…they sold us their smut, polluted our minds with their gossip, and really anything they do should belong to us. I believe that if this was the 1500s, they court jester would get mauled for a bad joke by a group that wouldn’t go to jail because he deserved it…

That said, everything these people do is smut…it is selling their soul for morally devoid values…

So Miley Posting this in bed selfie….is no different than a spread vag shot…and Miley singing one of her songs on the radio we all have to listen to..is far far worst…

All this to say, at least Miley’s putting her smut out there and not crying about it like Kate Upton the other gang of selfie narcissits nude pic taking harlots…

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IT WAS A FAKE FROM JANUARY 2014 – OOPS…I DID IT AGAIN.

I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke…

So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing…

It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…

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Miley wore a Fake Ass…

Everyone cared…

Except me…

Because I only care about real ass…spread so I can see their asshole…because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…even if Miley doesn’t have a soul since she sold it to the devil/disney to get here…

Here is the concert footage..

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I don’t know what it is about Miley Cyrus…but for some weird reason…I like when she’s wearing her concert leotards and they are jacked up her vagina. It’s like a spiritual experience filled with some poptart trash trying to navigate her way through this complicated rich girl world…where she exploits the hipsters she reads about on the internet, since she can’t actually integrate with them, seeing as poptart trash that is everything that goes against hipsterism, they hate the like commercializing the artistic form, you know the mainstream and making money off it…when hipsters are supposed to be just be living off their trust fund doing cocaine all night with DJs like a real hipster…not that hipster exists…I mean it’s pretty much coca cola…and I guess that’s why I like all the this Miley girl does…because she’s better at hipster than hipsters…

TO SEE THE REST OF MILEY IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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