Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising…

I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously.

What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google.

Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.

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It amazes me when people act so shocked when celebrities post selfies and nudes. They all criticize them for being narcissists who can’t get enough of themselves, when I figure the fact that they are celebrities in the first place is enough proof of that to begin with, and at least when they post their selfies, they monetize by connecting with their fans who pay them and make them famous. It’s like if anyone should be a narcissist it should be a celebrity…and all these other motherfuckers doing the selfie movement – for their 400 friends who hate them – are the real issue…

So as long as Miley keeps posting these pics of herself without a bra on because she loves herself…I’ll keep looking..

I mean sure I’d rather no one else was looking because that will destroy this attention seeker and her hired staff who praise her enough to make her next level her shit…but I take what I can get…

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Everyone makes a big deal about celebrity “personal pics’, that I am a firm believer should be considered “public domain” because the celebrities have made a shitload of money directly off the public. It’s not like they sold us anything practical or something we needed to better our lives…they sold us their smut, polluted our minds with their gossip, and really anything they do should belong to us. I believe that if this was the 1500s, they court jester would get mauled for a bad joke by a group that wouldn’t go to jail because he deserved it…

That said, everything these people do is smut…it is selling their soul for morally devoid values…

So Miley Posting this in bed selfie….is no different than a spread vag shot…and Miley singing one of her songs on the radio we all have to listen to..is far far worst…

All this to say, at least Miley’s putting her smut out there and not crying about it like Kate Upton the other gang of selfie narcissits nude pic taking harlots…

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IT WAS A FAKE FROM JANUARY 2014 – OOPS…I DID IT AGAIN.

I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke…

So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing…

It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…

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Miley wore a Fake Ass…

Everyone cared…

Except me…

Because I only care about real ass…spread so I can see their asshole…because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…even if Miley doesn’t have a soul since she sold it to the devil/disney to get here…

Here is the concert footage..

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I don’t know what it is about Miley Cyrus…but for some weird reason…I like when she’s wearing her concert leotards and they are jacked up her vagina. It’s like a spiritual experience filled with some poptart trash trying to navigate her way through this complicated rich girl world…where she exploits the hipsters she reads about on the internet, since she can’t actually integrate with them, seeing as poptart trash that is everything that goes against hipsterism, they hate the like commercializing the artistic form, you know the mainstream and making money off it…when hipsters are supposed to be just be living off their trust fund doing cocaine all night with DJs like a real hipster…not that hipster exists…I mean it’s pretty much coca cola…and I guess that’s why I like all the this Miley girl does…because she’s better at hipster than hipsters…

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism…

The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn..

I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law…

That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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If you don’t remember two days ago, that was the event Miley put on pasties to walk the runway for, even though her tits are so small, pasties are more like a shirt to her…She’s a high concept hipster artist now …

Well, there was an afterparty, and at that after party, Miley decided to rape someone’s face, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a broken, famous, starlet, who has been in this world her whole life thanks to her joke of her father and the woman he knocked up 2 weeks into his fame…

Fame comes with distress, inner torment, insecurity, ego, insanity…that’s why they all end up on drugs or in rehab, they aren’t normal people, they crave attention…and I guess here’s Miley doin’ just that…and I’m not hating it..

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I saw some of these pics last week, it was pretty much known Miley was going to be naked in the magazine, but I don’t think the world cared and after seeing her tits, I don’t think anyone cares because these nipples are fucking everywhere….and despite still thinking nipples are great, the whole thing is not that exciting anymore…the internet ruined porn…and now our fetishes are designed to be way weirder than just getting off to a tween star turned slut…

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Miley Cyrus is doing some fashion week bullshit…and she’s doing it in pasties with what looks like a vile rash…something You are probably used to, since all your girls have dirty fucking rashes…

Her outfit involves playing up her “Rave” culture nonsense…that I’d like to think she knows nothing about because I used to go to raves in the early 90s, they were the only place I was allowed to drink until 10 am, while all these underage assholes on MDMA massaged each other, dressed like clowns, smelling like shit…in an era when these DJs made 100 dollars a night…

But what the fuck do you need to know about rave culture, it’s hardly a culture, and more a place idiots get high dancing to stupid music, whether it’s mainstream and DJS make a 100,000 dollars a night at festivals or not…it just means more idiots..dressed like idiots..being idiots…

What I guess we can learn from this outfit is that there sometimes, breast can be small enough, that pasties are more of a shirt

Proof:

Here’s her ass

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